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Offline TheDevilHimself

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Re: Father-of-three (40) hijacked taxi and ran down garda
« Reply #15 on: October 22, 2018, 12:21:09 am »
Waz anyone else out last night? 
There was a strange eerie sense of doom about the place as I left me abode...... Immediately me phone charger stopped working..... So I knew I was in for shite..... Had to call the guards on couple socios soon after and nothing but filth getting in me car except this beautiful girl got in......
An I fell in love again...... She told me she was a belly dancer an I said to her..... Yes you have a beautiful belly an she giggled nervously.... At the lights she jumped out an was gone... just like that.... And the sadness returned........
Anyway fuk that.....
Very similar to this bird...... Get a load of this..... Ide say it be good for your bad back

https://youtu.be/qDyoWU7bios
well thanks a lot ! how am I going to get any work done now ?
Six legs good, four legs bad!

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Re: Father-of-three (40) hijacked taxi and ran down garda
« Reply #16 on: October 23, 2018, 05:25:09 pm »
Ward... 'nuff said.
If it doesn't have a roof sign and door stickers it's not a taxi.

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Re: Father-of-three (40) hijacked taxi and ran down garda
« Reply #17 on: October 23, 2018, 08:22:30 pm »
What's the difference between Beaumont hospital and a caravan?

There are more wards in a caravan!! 8)

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Re: Father-of-three (40) hijacked taxi and ran down garda
« Reply #18 on: October 23, 2018, 09:15:42 pm »
His name is Ward. Is he Irish or from an ethnic minority I wonder?

Offline Dr. Martin Gooter Bling

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Re: Father-of-three (40) hijacked taxi and ran down garda
« Reply #19 on: October 23, 2018, 09:48:17 pm »
What's the difference between Beaumont hospital and a caravan?

There are more wards in a caravan!! 8)

laffin

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Re: Father-of-three (40) hijacked taxi and ran down garda
« Reply #20 on: October 23, 2018, 10:44:57 pm »
Racist Tread.

Offline Shallowhal

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Re: Father-of-three (40) hijacked taxi and ran down garda
« Reply #21 on: October 23, 2018, 10:55:53 pm »
Start an ageist thread....be overrun in no time!!

Offline Dr. Martin Gooter Bling

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Re: Father-of-three (40) hijacked taxi and ran down garda
« Reply #22 on: October 23, 2018, 10:57:05 pm »
what key opens every lock?...




















A pikey!

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Re: Father-of-three (40) hijacked taxi and ran down garda
« Reply #23 on: October 24, 2018, 08:14:24 pm »
Racist Tread.
*Thread,  you inarticulate, antique, buffoon!! 8)

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Re: Father-of-three (40) hijacked taxi and ran down garda
« Reply #24 on: October 24, 2018, 08:48:17 pm »
Tread wearily my pensioner friend cunt!!

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Re: Father-of-three (40) hijacked taxi and ran down garda
« Reply #25 on: October 26, 2018, 07:12:21 pm »

 


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