Wat wud yur manifesto be
Octavian 1 manifesto
1 fuk the telly out in a skip....
2 dont buy another one
3 people who work more than 10 hours a week are slaves wit an mental disorder inherited from ther oppressive parent(s) the origins of which stem from ther inferiority complex and subconscious sibling rivalry vying for ther emotionless parents affections yull never be as good as yur brother sort of ting whilst they curtain twitch and compare mr Smith's ( next door neigbours across the road)new car an fall into despair at the state of ther 2 yer old antique parked in the driveway an hit the bottle ..".I must work harder " they cry themselves to sleep half pissed suking ther thumb an berating themselves in pitiful self loathing
....poor cnuts
4 if you spend half the money you do today ...
yull be twice as rich tommorow..
5 work is the enemy.an it is evil ....if the cnuts had never invented work.....ther wud be no climate change....no titanic an no 9/11
tink about that for a moment
6 wen a bird asks yu wat yu work at ....."tell her you drive a taxi" dont tell her " I'm a taxi driver" there a huge difference
Yu cud end up wit an inferiority complex ...I finished school ,dont have a beer belly , I've never been to prison and dont smell .....repeat after me " I drive a taxi"
7 never ever ever get married
8 never use rohypnol in the garda club
9 never put stickers on yur car .....yur telling the world yur owned by a multinational even tho yur self employed ....
An yull take it up the bum if the price is right...
10 eat fresh every day except the vegetables in lidls....ther shite
11 never ever talk to a woman in yur taxi unless shes yur mother ....
12 dont use deodorant....it cost a fortune....one bottle of windowlene diluted wit water will save you money and yu can also use it to clean suspicious stains off yur seats ..
13 everything you own ....ends up owning you .....
Give yur shit away ....ya dont need it ....
14 always remember wen yu pick up cnuts in yur taxi ....ther DNA is 99 % chimpanzee....every single one of them without exception....ponder that one for a moment azewll
15 yur central locking button is a better weapon than a gun
16 Some day yu will be lying on a trolley wit tubes hanging out of yu an a nappy on an yu will be about to snuff it an yull be saying to yurself....why did I work so hard ? Then yull die
Then everybody go to yur funerals an get pissed then the kids will sell yur gaff an yur car an go to toromolinoes on holidays an a week later they'll forget all about ya .
..sayonara sucker.....ya silly silly cnut