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Offline taxi1990

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Re: Fox on the Run
« Reply #15 on: October 26, 2019, 11:46:23 pm »
Mr chongs ...back door ....a tenner in the lambh no questions asked....
Alternatively...
You can  bring it to a&e an it'll die a slow agonising death on a trolly..



that would be hilarious if you brought it to an a&e. some hippies probably would if they couldn't fin a vet.

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Re: Fox on the Run
« Reply #16 on: October 27, 2019, 06:16:31 am »
Mr chongs ...back door ....a tenner in the lambh no questions asked....
Alternatively...
You can  bring it to a&e an it'll die a slow agonising death on a trolly..



that would be hilarious if you brought it to an a&e. some hippies probably would if they couldn't fin a vet.

An in case anyone thinks I'm a fukin " racist "
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Me ma was chinese an foxes are damn good eatin
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Re: Fox on the Run
« Reply #17 on: October 27, 2019, 10:39:43 am »
Whats the Protocol .Fox got a smack of a car on Upper Leason Street .not killed but bolloxed .Four tourists came to its help as it lay in the bus lane .I pulled in to see what happened as they had it covered with a coat and I thought it might be a child .They rang the Gards who said it was nothing to do with them and the corpo had no body from animal control contactable neither did the DSPCA .I told them to leave it as the next car down the bus lane would take care of it .I suggested that was the most humaine thing to do In fact I offered to drive around and finish it .I know if I had of picked up the Fox and dropped in in the Chamber on the canal I could get charged with animal cruelty but hitting it with the car and I was Ok .What is the correct protocol if you come upon a part worn animal that needs help to die as it is not going to survive you are putting it out of its pain .
@ John, you are right, the most humane thing to do would be to kill the animal.

The P.C. thing to do would be bring it to a vet, the vet would Love you and treat the animal and put all the broken bones in plaster of paris, Etc, but animals don't understand how to rest and the bones would never settle unless it was kept under anesthetic fer months.
Even if the vet did manage to heal the animal (looking at 10K +) and the P.C. brigade had a big camera shoot to show off the healed animal being released in to the wild where it was first hit, most likely with the scent of human on the animals body, it's own kin would either reject it or kill it.

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Re: Fox on the Run
« Reply #18 on: October 27, 2019, 11:11:31 am »
The same goes fer all the P.C. nut-jobs breaking in to Coursing clubs and releasing the Hares in the middle of the night.
Did they put any thought in to where the Hares would go ?
No ! They just thought 'Pink n Fluffy' the Hares would just go off and lead a Merry Hare life !
But that is not the way it works in the animal world, a Hare can not just descend upon a rivals territory and expect a friendly welcome, the vast majority of Hares 'successfully' released from coursing compounds were either killed by rival Hares, eaten by Foxes or ended up as Road-kill. There is No asylum center to apply to in the animal world.

Turn the clock back a few hundred years and lets say you were unlucky enough to be captured by African pirates in Ireland (it has happened) and taken by boat as a slave to Africa. Algieria was a favourite back then and lets say you managed to escape or some one released you, How long do you as a white man a few hundred years back think you would survive alone on the streets of Algiers ?

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Re: Fox on the Run
« Reply #19 on: October 27, 2019, 12:37:01 pm »
From the information provided by the OP it seems clear that his tuppence worth wasn't sought or required. Given that he felt a need to interfere it would be more helpful if he knew who they could contact to further their objective. He does now... you're welcome, erm.
If it doesn't have a roof sign and door stickers it's not a taxi.

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Re: Fox on the Run
« Reply #20 on: October 27, 2019, 12:40:53 pm »
A man is walking in the woods when he finds a suitcase.
He opens the suitcase and inside are three foxes.
So he calls emergency services and says

"I just found three foxes in a suitcase. What should I do?"

"Well," the operator said, "Are they moving?"

"I don't know," he said, "But that would explain the suitcase."
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Re: Fox on the Run
« Reply #21 on: October 27, 2019, 02:00:45 pm »
A man is walking in the woods when he finds a suitcase.
He opens the suitcase and inside are three foxes.
So he calls emergency services and says

"I just found three foxes in a suitcase. What should I do?"

"Well," the operator said, "Are they moving?"

"I don't know," he said, "But that would explain the suitcase."
Nice one! 8)

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Re: Fox on the Run
« Reply #22 on: October 27, 2019, 05:22:58 pm »
@ JohnM, did you never read the taxi bible?  That's what the first aid kit and fire extinguisher in the boot is for!

You could shine the torch in the foxes eyes and see if there was any reaction.
If yes, bandage it up with the first aid kit.
If no, smack it over the head with the fire extinguisher.

Those NTA people were really thinking ahead when they made us all get those kits   :P
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Re: Fox on the Run
« Reply #23 on: October 27, 2019, 05:23:53 pm »
@ JohnM, did you never read the taxi bible?  That's what the first aid kit and fire extinguisher in the boot is for!

You could shine the torch in the foxes eyes and see if there was any reaction.
If yes, bandage it up with the first aid kit.
If no, smack it over the head with the fire extinguisher.

Those NTA people were really thinking ahead when they made us all get those kits   :P

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Re: Fox on the Run
« Reply #24 on: October 27, 2019, 06:38:50 pm »
@ JohnM, did you never read the taxi bible?  That's what the first aid kit and fire extinguisher in the boot is for!

You could shine the torch in the foxes eyes and see if there was any reaction.
If yes, bandage it up with the first aid kit.
If no, smack it over the head with the fire extinguisher.

Those NTA people were really thinking ahead when they made us all get those kits   :P
Was he heading into Reynards? 8)

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Re: Fox on the Run
« Reply #25 on: October 27, 2019, 07:21:57 pm »
I've seen plenty of foxes on Leeson St of a night....it's only in the morning they look like dogs!!

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Re: Fox on the Run
« Reply #26 on: October 28, 2019, 10:22:05 am »
Outside hours veterinary services up above in Dublin are provided by the Veterinary Emergency Hospital at UCD, Dublin 4...  telephone 01-2609920.
We had Leo in UCD Veterinary hospital overnight.  €300   worth every penny.
I hope leo is ok

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Re: Fox on the Run
« Reply #27 on: October 28, 2019, 07:58:17 pm »
Outside hours veterinary services up above in Dublin are provided by the Veterinary Emergency Hospital at UCD, Dublin 4...  telephone 01-2609920.
We had Leo in UCD Veterinary hospital overnight.  €300   worth every penny.
I hope leo is ok
We have him a little while longer, so we cherish any extra time.

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Re: Fox on the Run
« Reply #28 on: October 28, 2019, 07:59:56 pm »
Outside hours veterinary services up above in Dublin are provided by the Veterinary Emergency Hospital at UCD, Dublin 4...  telephone 01-2609920.
We had Leo in UCD Veterinary hospital overnight.  €300   worth every penny.
I hope leo is ok
We have him a little while longer, so we cherish any extra time.
That’s good SB. Every extra minute is precious

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Re: Fox on the Run
« Reply #29 on: October 28, 2019, 08:00:56 pm »
Outside hours veterinary services up above in Dublin are provided by the Veterinary Emergency Hospital at UCD, Dublin 4...  telephone 01-2609920.
We had Leo in UCD Veterinary hospital overnight.  €300   worth every penny.
I hope leo is ok
We have him a little while longer, so we cherish any extra time.
That’s good SB. Every extra minute is precious
Cheers Vik.

 


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