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Re: A day in the life
« Reply #15 on: June 08, 2020, 11:17:16 am »
Ha ha you might need them for the second wave..

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Re: A day in the life
« Reply #16 on: June 08, 2020, 11:20:36 am »
That reminds me ....I've 25 bags of  penne pasta an bout the same in  basmati rice ...I'm doin them a euro a bag ....pm me for a bargain

Free shipping? lol
Fuk off  oops

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Re: A day in the life
« Reply #17 on: June 08, 2020, 11:24:58 am »
So....we have a panic buyer and a miserable bollox....all rolled into one....and a megalomaniac called Spectrum.

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Re: A day in the life
« Reply #18 on: June 08, 2020, 11:41:01 am »
So....we have a panic buyer and a miserable bollox....all rolled into one....and a megalomaniac called Spectrum.

I'm normally shite wit money ...that's why I owe the bank 30 million dollars or something cant remember....but since this lockdown I've
Gone very thrifty ...I've bein experimenting wit lidls hand sanitizer (80% proof )and orange juice ......blow the head off ya for bout the same price as a packet of tayto ...

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Re: A day in the life
« Reply #19 on: June 08, 2020, 01:26:35 pm »
Yis ain't going to believe this one.


Anyways I needed to take a P the other day and went into the local Shopping Centre and there I was standing at the Urinal and next to me was a midget having a piss.

I noticed he kept winking at me like fckn crazy.

Pretty annoyed at this I said to him "Are you fckn gay or do you fancy me or something ?"

He replied "No, your splashing me in the fckn eyes"

He who fears he will suffer, already suffers because he fears.

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Re: A day in the life
« Reply #20 on: June 08, 2020, 01:35:14 pm »
Yer right....we don't believe ye!! lol

But it was funny!!

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Re: A day in the life
« Reply #21 on: June 08, 2020, 02:05:03 pm »
And Doris Finnegan from the flats has just been arrested for shoplifting .Paddy Nugent had her in the pool he gets the money I had her pal Ursula .

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Re: A day in the life
« Reply #22 on: June 08, 2020, 03:13:36 pm »
We want Dommo brought back,he has not been mentioned for some time now

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Re: A day in the life
« Reply #23 on: June 08, 2020, 03:48:59 pm »
We want Dommo brought back,he has not been mentioned for some time now

He is self isolating on his own with Brenda Keegan and her lot .Ill drop in Wednesday when he gets his dole .

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Re: A day in the life
« Reply #24 on: June 08, 2020, 06:14:19 pm »
John the Handsome debonair driver rolled over in bed scratched his hole then went back to sleep .The Sun cascaded in through the curtains in the back bedroom the Glow of sunlight shimmering through the dust particles as the huge bulk stirred in the bed and dragged the Duvet over its head .

Ah fuckit thought the Handsome whore Ill knock on the telly shout at the kids to make breakfast and turn on the taxi app and watch all the jobs ping on the screen ,after all the lockdown is over things are normally normal again .The silence of the room was broken by the waffeling of Brian Dobson on the news and the clanging of a spoon in a teacup being transported up the stairs .John listened intently to the phone for a taxi job ping .Nothing absolutely nothing not a prebook not a ping .He drank his tea rearranged his sack then went back to sleep .
rofl rofl

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Re: A day in the life
« Reply #25 on: June 08, 2020, 06:20:17 pm »
Yis ain't going to believe this one.


Anyways I needed to take a P the other day and went into the local Shopping Centre and there I was standing at the Urinal and next to me was a midget having a piss.

I noticed he kept winking at me like fckn crazy.

Pretty annoyed at this I said to him "Are you fckn gay or do you fancy me or something ?"

He replied "No, your splashing me in the fckn eyes"
rofl rofl

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Re: A day in the life
« Reply #26 on: June 08, 2020, 06:23:47 pm »
It sounds like the days of John wakin up with a piss horn are gone......RIP....sorry for the loss of the langer John.....i'd say your missus is delighted!!

 


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