Yeah, the world elite couldn't wait until April 1st to pull an April Fool's.
2,500 people died in Italy in the last 25 days. Almost every country in the world is closing their borders and ordering people to stay indoors.
With all the money you make;
You could take a foreign holiday... Only you can't because Ryanair is grounding 'most or all' of its fleet next Tues.
Never mind, you could go for a pint. Oh yeah, all the pubs are closed.
Never mind, you could buy some new clothes. Oh yeah, Arnotts, Pennys, BT closed today.
Never mind, you could buy food in McDonalds. Oh yeah, they only do deliveries and drive-thru now.
20,000 people applied for the dole last Friday.
By next Monday, it's likely that 500,000 people in Ireland will have lost their job...IN_TEN_DAYS... The Govt is basically giving anyone who asks free money for the next 6 weeks.
Flu, my arse
