Application form for COVID Pandemic Unemployment Payment.

[Shallowhal]

If they follow the banks example by using a gross average of our last three years returns @75% I'd be entitled to 260 a week...If the pubs and the takeaways stay closed I won't need anymore than 150 a week to get by and still pay the bills.

Perhaps I missed it before MFH, but how does your household survive on €200 since Xmas.

Another kept man Bob....like Vik,Ratty and Ermy!!

[mercenary for hire]

It's not that impressive I kinda hinted in other threads....saved 4500 for my car replacement before Xmas.Then I stopped working.Most was spent because I assumed I could get stuck back in early March and earn a few quid.How quick things change.

I was overpaying my Mortgage and drinking out of that until I figured out I wasn't gonna be working again for a bit.So now I'm paying 600 a month and so is the other half.That covers the minimum mortgage(420pm over a very long time) and a bills whilst saving a little.

So 1200 a month to keep the household going.My dogs medication is about 120/150 a month so he will be getting eaten soon as a cost saving exercise.

I will be living off the 203 for the six weeks but needing less than 150.No kids.Wife pays her own way as she should.

I won't apply for a mortgage break until I absolutely need it.

And I'm not a kept man.Modern women make their own money.That's always been our arrangement.Money is the root of all break ups etc etc.

[dalymount]

Im afraid in an auld traditionalist,what hers is hers,and whats mine is also hers

[mercenary for hire]

If something happens to the other half I'd look after her but we're a good few years/decades away from that scenario.Money causes a lot of resentment in relationships.If it can be avoided it should be.

[dalymount]

My moth is very generous,she'd give ya my last pound

[Rat Catcher]

75% of 2018's declared income (after capital allowances) minus 2018 pension contributions minus 2018 USC minus 2018 PRSI minus 2018 Income Tax would be a reasonable computation.

[mercenary for hire]

Pension.... very optimistic RC.

[Rat Catcher]

I make pension contributions... well, I did until I suspended them last Monday.

[mercenary for hire]

Fair play I was gonna start when I finished the mortgage.Well I said I was gonna start..

[dalymount]

Just got an email from the dept telling a decision letter was issued regarding my claim,and I should receive it in the next few days.doesnt  say what the decision is,just that ill receive the latter in the next few days

[silverbullet]

John M is the economist...

He was going to be an Anaesthesiologist, but after a little consideration opted for Taxi man!

[Bob Shillin]

John M is the economist...

He was going to be an Anaesthesiologist, but after a little consideration opted for Taxi man!

His anasthetic is working on me/us.

[The Liffey Lip]

Ipso Fatso.

[john m]

Listening to the Taoiseach this legislation has not yet been passed so those payments wont be passed until the legislation is passed so dont expect payment this week .

[The Liffey Lip]

The end for your kids is nigh...thick cunts...gdp will mean Gross Domestic Plebs.