Driving tests on hold because 'social distancing'

[silverbullet]

Lets find out if any died before calling them anything.

Check your records, then RIP.ie.

[john m]

Minister For Motoring (elected )
Down the lane across from the Sugar Club
Dublin 2

Dear Prospective Motorist
  Im the New Kid on the Bike Now and Im in charge of stuff and things what move on the road .Due to things changing and busses and bikes we will be delaying all driving tests to try keep you polluting scumbags off the road, it a sort of Political indifference to achieve an outcome .My department will contact the Revenue to let you spend some of your wages on a new bike .

Regards the Road Rebel.
Eammo or the Bird what stabbed me in the back .

[Bob Shillin]

Lets find out if any died before calling them anything.

Check your records, then RIP.ie.

As one of the 6% of street fares, your chances of dying from Covid 19 are equivalent to that of dying in an aeroplane crash, if you work the numbers.

[Rat Catcher]

No comfort to those who have died in aeroplane crashes.

[john m]

Big Dommos sister was involved in an Airoplane accident Fell down the steps drunk on her way back from Torraviecca broke her duty free .

[Shallowhal]

Did she claim John?

[john m]

Did she claim John?

Of Course .

[Shallowhal]

She shouldn't have had any duty free cos she was travelling within the EU...or was that a ruse to hide the fact that her suitcase was full of smokes?

[Rat Catcher]

Obviously took a day trip to Gibraltar or Morocco.

[Shallowhal]

Did she fuk!!.....(not a question)

[silverbullet]

Lets find out if any died before calling them anything.

Check your records, then RIP.ie.

As one of the 6% of street fares, your chances of dying from Covid 19 are equivalent to that of dying in an aeroplane crash, if you work the numbers.

Barney McKenna was fretting on a plane about crashing. Ronnie Drew said "calm down -  when your times up your times up"
Barney replied, "But what if the Pilot's time is up?".