Useful contact numbers added to Members area...
Two Glasgow men standing at the bar with dregs in their glasses. Neither want to put their hand in their pocket. First guy says "Ah'm doing a crossword, what's another word fae " Stuck on a desert Island - eight letters?"Second guy answers straight away and says " "Its Marooned " 9/10.... First guy says " Why, thanks very much Shuggy, Ah'll have a large whisky"!!
“Las Vegas and Glasgow have a lot in common. They’re the only two places in the world where you can pay for sex with chips.