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Offline Cool Boola

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Re: Well Done Scotland
« Reply #15 on: November 21, 2020, 01:31:17 am »
Two Glasgow men standing at the bar with dregs in their glasses.
Neither want to put their hand in their pocket.

First guy says "Ah'm doing a crossword, what's another word fae " Stuck on a desert Island - eight letters?"

Second guy answers straight away and says " "Its Marooned "

     9/10.... lol lol lol

First guy says " Why, thanks very much Shuggy, Ah'll have a large whisky"!! 8)
Dis an Dat Im not a rat

Offline markmiwurdz

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Re: Well Done Scotland
« Reply #16 on: November 21, 2020, 10:37:10 am »
“Las Vegas and Glasgow have a lot in common.

They’re the only two places in the world where you can pay for sex with chips.

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We badly need a like button on the forum for posts.

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Re: Well Done Scotland
« Reply #17 on: November 21, 2020, 10:54:01 am »
..............10/10 
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