My son is called Emmet and he loves Spice bags 
Are ye sure he didn't say Spice Girls!!
David Beckham gets in a taxi at Dublin airport.
He notices the driver staring at him insistently in the rearview mirror.
After 5 minutes the taxi driver asks, “Ok. At least give me a hint"
David Beckham sighs and says “I had a brilliant career at Manchester United, married one of the Spice Girls and played for more than 100 times for England's national team. Enough?"
Driver replies: “No, you eejit! Where are we going??