Explain this ?

[Belker]

Ken bottlebank on Christmas Day ?

Yea, it's not like I had anything else to be doing.
Also did a 10 hour shift (2pm to 12 midnight) on tariff 3.

[Belker]

Personally it might of intrigued me for about 5 seconds then id just fukk it in the bin and would have forgotten about it before i left the recycling centre, inanyways hows the world of taxi driving these days?
Are you still a mytaxi slut?
At this state i think I'd forgotten how to use me meter.

Yep, I'm still a Slut, got me motor nua branded 'n all last week. I got a Gold star this week, the first time in almost 3 months, actually got an 80 score card last week.
Hoping fer another Gold star this week to get me to Gold status fer the lean weeks that lie ahead in January.
FN is the only show in town down here with the pubs closed, I have a few private clients and take the very odd street flag down on offer but that would barely make me a Ton a week.

[Belker]

The poor guy who owned the bottle left it there and went around the back to take a shit, when he came back it was gone, pretty obvious.

I can't see that happening STC's, an alco with a bottle is like a junkie with a stash, no way are they leaving it out of their sight fer any reason. I think Horse actually got one right fer the first time in his life time on here, but we will never know fer sure.

[Tony]

Personally it might of intrigued me for about 5 seconds then id just fukk it in the bin and would have forgotten about it before i left the recycling centre, inanyways hows the world of taxi driving these days?
Are you still a mytaxi slut?
At this state i think I'd forgotten how to use me meter.

Yep, I'm still a Slut, got me motor nua branded 'n all last week. I got a Gold star this week, the first time in almost 3 months, actually got an 80 score card last week.
Hoping fer another Gold star this week to get me to Gold status fer the lean weeks that lie ahead in January.
FN is the only show in town down here with the pubs closed, I have a few private clients and take the very odd street flag down on offer but that would barely make me a Ton a week.

Think i passed you by last week, your car was pulling into the carpark of a pub/ restaurant in Lissarda, if it wasnt you i reckon some other langer taxi driver shit himself when i hit the air horns, silly cunt playing chicken with a forthy foot

[Belker]

That would be the 'Crows Nest' in Lissarda. Naw it wasn't me, I haven't been there in over 10 years.

Good to see you back at work, the old HGV license came in handy after all.

[Tony]

That would be the 'Crows Nest' in Lissarda. Naw it wasn't me, I haven't been there in over 10 years.

Good to see you back at work, the old HGV license came in handy after all.

Always kept it behind the sunvisor for a back up just in case, although i never thought id be using it again.

[Horse]

The poor guy who owned the bottle left it there and went around the back to take a shit, when he came back it was gone, pretty obvious.

I can't see that happening STC's, an alco with a bottle is like a junkie with a stash, no way are they leaving it out of their sight fer any reason. I think Horse actually got one right fer the first time in his life time on here, but we will never know fer sure.

Not the first or last time ken. Told yis all, I'm a black belt at the puzzles

[Horse]

But I'm pretty sure brain dead octy still won't accept that I won this puzzle like I won the last one. The man just can't accept defeat. You'd think by now he'd be used to it the poor sod.

[Horse]

Thats 2 puzzles to me, 0 for John and a big fat zero for octy. G'wan the southsiders!

[Horse]

https://youtu.be/04854XqcfCY

[Rat Catcher]

Inexplicable.

[Horse]

On the contrary Charles, its very explicable, as in i won, again!

[Octavia1]

.your like " planet of the apes " meets
 " Willy Wonka an the chocalate factory"

It's quite disturbing how evolution can get it so  catastrophically wrong ....

[Horse]

I know what you mean.  All one has to do is look at your confused ass and ask ones self how does this creature survive.  How does it manage to cook a meal for itself.

[Shallowhal]

That would be the 'Crows Nest' in Lissarda. Naw it wasn't me, I haven't been there in over 10 years.

Good to see you back at work, the old HGV license came in handy after all.

Always kept it behind the sunvisor for a back up just in case, although i never thought id be using it again.

Nice one Tony.