Nice fares.

[Octavia1]

I hate pickin up anybody ....in fact nuttin gives me greater pleasure than drivin past the cnuts  with ther hand out in the pissin rain an me blown a raspberry

[Octavia1]

She'd like that Ken. Don't fret though.

Don't be mindin him Horse....he's only tryin to get rid of shit he doesn't want to bother goin to the bank wit ....an the exchange rates an commission wud kill em

[Dr. Martin Gooter Bling]

wunna my favourite fares. a number of years ago i was up in Malahide late one Sunday night/Monday morning. i came across a little short haired blondie yungwan who was lost. where am i. i need to get back to skerries. chattin away to her and she told me she was a lesbian and she was in the army. spent the whole trip talkin about machine guns, tanks, fighter planes, warships, tits, gee, arses and women we'd luvta bend over. when i dropped her off she gamme a twenty quid tip.

[Belker]

She'd like that Ken. Don't fret though.

Don't be mindin him Horse....he's only tryin to get rid of shit he doesn't want to bother goin to the bank wit ....an the exchange rates an commission wud kill em

Do you have anything good to say about anything Octy ?, ya better post something nice now or I'll give yiz a proper slap on Tuesday, or even worse, refuse your welcoming hug !

[Octavia1]

She'd like that Ken. Don't fret though.

Don't be mindin him Horse....he's only tryin to get rid of shit he doesn't want to bother goin to the bank wit ....an the exchange rates an commission wud kill em

Do you have anything good to say about anything Octy ?, ya better post something nice now or I'll give yiz a proper slap on Tuesday, or even worse, refuse your welcoming hug !

I only gave ya a hug last time cause I felt sorry for yu ...state  of ya

[Octavia1]

True story ...I had a  fare yers ago ....I was havin a bipolar moment an i didnt realise it cause ya dont wen its happinin  ... anway i was tellin jokes to the  3 Americans...paddy the irish jokes sort o ting ...an they wer crying laughin ...the owlone in between gasping for air kept tellin me to stop makin her laugh as she was wetting her pants wet ....pants is wat the call them in America...anyway we wer just turnin into the guiness store house an I was laughin so much  .....
I forgot that yu can't tell racist jokes in yur taxi ...an I started tellin them about the African an the zebra ...
An I was in hysterics totally oblivious to the deftly silence in the back ....
Anyway they got   out an I kept repeating the punch line
An they wer fukin discusted .. yur man wanted to punch the head off me   

[watty]

There's 2 cows in a field and one of them says 'Moo'.  'Damn', says the second cow, 'I was gonna say that.'

True story ...I had a  fare yers ago ....I was havin a bipolar moment an i didnt realise it cause ya dont wen its happinin  ...

Does one half of your brain not turn around (metaphorically speaking) and say 'who the fuk are you' to your other bipolar self?

[Belker]

When I saw your big Neanderthal arms coming at me the last day,
my only thought was; 'How do I get outta this ?'.

Fer me the easiest solution was to just go along and Hug the Moron
and hope that is the end of it but I was 'Tooled up' just in case !

[Belker]

There's 2 cows in a field and one of them says 'Moo'.  'Damn', says the second cow, 'I was gonna say that.'

True story ...I had a  fare yers ago ....I was havin a bipolar moment an i didnt realise it cause ya dont wen its happinin  ...

Does one half of your brain not turn around (metaphorically speaking) and say 'who the fuk are you' to your other bipolar self?

I don't suppose your coming to the Chrimbo bash on Tuesday Watty ?
You can have my ticket (fer Free) if you want it ?

[Belker]

I hate pickin up anybody ....in fact nuttin gives me greater pleasure than drivin past the cnuts  with ther hand out in the pissin rain an me blown a raspberry

Get a civil service job, they get paid to do exactly that !

[watty]

Is 'Tooled Up' a euphemism that you had a small erection and you were prepared to go all the way if the 'Neanderthal' persisted?

[watty]

I don't suppose your coming to the Chrimbo bash on Tuesday Watty ?
You can have my ticket (fer Free) if you want it ?

No, I'm not.

[Octavia1]

There's 2 cows in a field and one of them says 'Moo'.  'Damn', says the second cow, 'I was gonna say that.'

True story ...I had a  fare yers ago ....I was havin a bipolar moment an i didnt realise it cause ya dont wen its happinin  ...

Does one half of your brain not turn around (metaphorically speaking) and say 'who the fuk are you' to your other bipolar self?

No ...ther totally different people ...an nuttin to do with
me

[Bob Shillin]

Yea Ken it's only notes. Cheers though.

Balls anyway !  I had a really old, old Irish 1 punt note in mint condition but I gave it to a Turkish barber fella who had an old Irish theme going on in his shop window, I'll see if I can get it back off him ?

This one;

Is it these guys, "Paddy the Turk", they're all over the country.
https://www.google.com/search?gs_ssp=eJzj4tVP1zc0LCrOsDSytCgzYLRSNagwsTAzNzA3MkxLMzdKtDQ3tjKoSDZNNU9MTElNTTFNM0lKNfCSKUhMSalUKMlIVSgpLcpWSCnNU8hJzE_PSMwsSgUA9ycaFA&q=paddy+the+turk+dun+laoghaire&rlz=1C1OKWM_en&oq=Paddy+the+Turk&aqs=chrome.4.0i512j46i175i199i512l2j0i512j46i175i199i512j0i512j46i175i199i512j0i512.14721j0j15&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8

[silverbullet]

There's 2 cows in a field and one of them says 'Moo'.  'Damn', says the second cow, 'I was gonna say that.'

True story ...I had a  fare yers ago ....I was havin a bipolar moment an i didnt realise it cause ya dont wen its happinin  ...

Does one half of your brain not turn around (metaphorically speaking) and say 'who the fuk are you' to your other bipolar self?

Do you remember before celebrities ran out of Cocaine, Bipolar was simply called manic depression?
Nutters like Peter Sellars, Spike Milligan and John Cleese all were diagnosed with it.