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Offline Octavia1

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Re: Hard to believe ??
« Reply #30 on: May 18, 2023, 12:29:53 pm »
The was a yung man called Tony
Who's belly started to get boney
He went to the gym
An ate a bigger din
An now his Abbs are all toney
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Re: Hard to believe ??
« Reply #31 on: May 18, 2023, 12:52:58 pm »
OCCi When your Dead I will build you a bench on the Canal like Whacker Kavanagh .I can see it now some Drunken Tramp resting his weary Soul thinking of the Rhythm and Rhyme of your Lucid verbiage as he downs a Bottle of Amecado Cooking Sherry lamenting the loss of the Great Wordsmith while Dublin Girls complain that there are not enough taxis now that the Occi has transcended to the celestial studios of heaven to rest his weary with Browning ,Keats and Willy Wordsworth and the other greats of Literary drivel .
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Offline Octavia1

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Re: Hard to believe ??
« Reply #32 on: May 18, 2023, 01:20:47 pm »
Ther was a nice  yung man called hal ...
He was so nice he was everyone's  pal
He never had a bad word
An he loved his burd
He never went wit any other gal 

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Re: Hard to believe ??
« Reply #33 on: May 18, 2023, 01:21:23 pm »
I'm fukin enjoyin meself today  lol
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Re: Hard to believe ??
« Reply #34 on: May 18, 2023, 02:59:13 pm »
I'll see your lifetime driving ban and raise you...  New York truck attacker gets 10 life sentences plus 260 years

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An Islamic State supporter behind the deadliest terror attack in New York since 9/11 has been told he will die in prison serving multiple life sentences.  Sayfullo Saipov killed eight when he drove a truck at pedestrians and cyclists on a Manhattan street in 2017.  He was given 10 life sentences - eight of which run consecutively - plus 260 years, and will never be released.

I guess they don't do rehabilitation in America!
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Re: Hard to believe ??
« Reply #35 on: May 18, 2023, 03:04:22 pm »
Ther was a yung man called watty
Who's loneliness dove him quite botty
He me a burd at a dance
That quickly led to romance
An now he's completely besotty
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Re: Hard to believe ??
« Reply #36 on: May 18, 2023, 03:05:59 pm »
Wats this thread about again ?  oops
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Re: Hard to believe ??
« Reply #37 on: May 18, 2023, 03:29:15 pm »
Knackers coming second in the ploughing championships! 8)
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Re: Hard to believe ??
« Reply #38 on: May 18, 2023, 03:51:16 pm »
Quote from: John m on May 18, 2023, 10:56:46 am
Even Punchious Pilot didnt Crucify the Thieves .3 people are Dead and some of you desire that another one was as well .


Their modus was aggravated burglary,their "gifts" at the altar were the tools of burglary including screw driver and a torch,and  the altar had a banner saying “You know the score, get on the floor, don’t be funny, show me the money".One of them was described by a judge as a "menace to society" while being jailed for his role in an aggravated burglary of a 77-year-old woman at her home in Co Wicklow.Masked up they threatened her and robbed her wedding ring at 2am, leaving the woman was so terrified that she never went back to her home.

That other poxbottle brother would have been with them only he was on remand for something,that all had multiple convictions in their hundreds and were career criminals.

Absolute vermin the lot of them and no loss to ordinary society.


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Offline Bob Shillin

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Re: Hard to believe ??
« Reply #39 on: May 18, 2023, 04:08:10 pm »
Quote from: John m on May 18, 2023, 10:56:46 am
Even Punchious Pilot didnt Crucify the Thieves .3 people are Dead and some of you desire that another one was as well .
Seems a minor detail compared to nuking Kiev, i.e. the end justifies the means etc..
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Re: Hard to believe ??
« Reply #40 on: May 18, 2023, 04:17:01 pm »
Quote from: Bob Shillin on May 18, 2023, 04:08:10 pm
Quote from: John m on May 18, 2023, 10:56:46 am
Even Punchious Pilot didnt Crucify the Thieves .3 people are Dead and some of you desire that another one was as well .
Seems a minor detail compared to nuking Kiev, i.e. the end justifies the means etc..
I'm sure soldiers in the Wagner Group would give the burglars a good hearing.
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Offline Octavia1

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Re: Hard to believe ??
« Reply #41 on: May 18, 2023, 04:36:41 pm »
3 burglars sped off in a car ..
Unfortunately they didn't get far ......
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Re: Hard to believe ??
« Reply #42 on: May 18, 2023, 04:45:07 pm »
Quote from: markmiwurdz on May 18, 2023, 03:51:16 pm
Quote from: John m on May 18, 2023, 10:56:46 am
Even Punchious Pilot didnt Crucify the Thieves .3 people are Dead and some of you desire that another one was as well .


Their modus was aggravated burglary,their "gifts" at the altar were the tools of burglary including screw driver and a torch,and  the altar had a banner saying “You know the score, get on the floor, don’t be funny, show me the money".One of them was described by a judge as a "menace to society" while being jailed for his role in an aggravated burglary of a 77-year-old woman at her home in Co Wicklow.Masked up they threatened her and robbed her wedding ring at 2am, leaving the woman was so terrified that she never went back to her home.

That other poxbottle brother would have been with them only he was on remand for something,that all had multiple convictions in their hundreds and were career criminals.

Absolute vermin the lot of them and no loss to ordinary society.


I had to laugh at one of the comments under that cringy video they made for the scumbag. "It doesn't matter what he did, god will forgive him"  rofl

An atomic bomb should have been dropped on that funeral.
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Offline Shallow Hal

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Re: Hard to believe ??
« Reply #43 on: May 18, 2023, 04:56:04 pm »
But seriously.....how many wheelies were pulled that day...did anyone have a clicker?
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Re: Hard to believe ??
« Reply #44 on: May 18, 2023, 05:32:33 pm »
Quote from: Octavia1 on May 18, 2023, 04:36:41 pm
3 burglars sped off in a car ..
Unfortunately they didn't get far ......

Don't you mean fortunately?
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