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Re: Handbrake of Love
« Reply #15 on: May 17, 2023, 10:47:57 am »
Doctor Martin Gooter Bing was an enigmatic figure in the city, known to all as a rebellious taxi driver who worked the shady side of town. With his unkempt hair, dressed in tracksuits and a baseball cap, he effortlessly blended in with the local lads, navigating the dimly lit streets with ease. However, it was not just his appearance that attracted attention but also his quick wit and cheeky charm.

Every night, as the bars and clubs emptied out, Doctor Bing's taxi became a haven for the partygoers, weary from their nocturnal escapades. They stumbled into his cab, often disheveled and full of wild stories from the night, seeking solace in the familiarity of Doctor Bing's company. The lust-hungry ladies, in particular, found themselves drawn to his magnetic aura, eager for a dose of his unabashed flirtation.

As the engine roared to life, Doctor Bing would turn on the charm, effortlessly engaging his passengers in conversation. He knew how to put them at ease, making them forget their worries, even if only for the duration of the ride. His signature chat-up line, "Have you any tattoos you would not want to show your father?" became infamous among the city's nightlife scene, a line that simultaneously raised eyebrows and piqued curiosity.

His passengers, caught off guard by the audacity of the question, would often respond with laughter, intrigue, or a sly smile. This icebreaker, although unconventional, opened the door for stories and secrets to unfold. They began to share tales of rebellion, moments of rebellion etched on their skin, and memories that tattooed their hearts.

Doctor Bing listened intently, his eyes focused on the road, absorbing the tales of lives lived on the edge. He became a confidant to strangers, a silent observer of their adventures. They spoke of love lost and found, of dreams pursued and dreams shattered. In those fleeting moments, the taxi transformed into a sanctuary where souls bared their vulnerabilities, finding solace in the presence of a stranger.

Through the countless rides, Doctor Bing discovered that life was a tapestry of stories woven together, each passenger a vibrant thread contributing to the city's rich fabric. The late-night encounters became more than just rides; they became transformative journeys, both for him and his passengers. Doctor Bing discovered that his role extended beyond transporting people from one destination to another – he was a catalyst for self-discovery and introspection.

Outside the taxi, Doctor Bing was a lone wolf, an individual thriving in the shadows of the night. Yet within the confines of his cab, he was a beacon of light, illuminating the path for those who sought meaning in their late-night wanderings. His rebellious spirit and magnetic personality touched the lives of countless souls, leaving a lasting impact long after the rides had ended.

And so, Doctor Martin Gooter Bing continued his nocturnal adventures, driving through the city's labyrinthine streets, always ready to offer a listening ear and a dash of mischievous charm. For within the realm of his taxi, he discovered a profound truth: that sometimes, the most unexpected encounters can lead to profound connections and change lives in ways no one could have ever imagined.
This tale is definately the 'Pick of the Litter', well done John M   ::cheers

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Re: Handbrake of Love
« Reply #16 on: May 17, 2023, 10:57:48 am »
I tink they written by robot Ken.....to be honest they lack sumtim ....if Johnny m had written them there more fun .....
Ther needs to be a few expletive tinkgs an jizzed up a bit   like ....bollix,s , cnuts , big dommos birds fanny was itchin for it , Tommy the bastard kicked the Garda in the arse an lost his shoe, Annie mcgoldrick from the Flats does hand shandys and gobbles for a tenner but ya hav to make an appointment cause she's flat out ....literally....

that sort o ting...........  :)
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Re: Handbrake of Love
« Reply #17 on: May 17, 2023, 11:08:30 am »
Overall a well deserved 'Bualadh bos' fer you John M  ::cheers

I remember back when I published a few of my tales on another public forum and obviousely got slated (as the Irish do best against their own) one man stood out fer me on a forum, he stated that in order to critisize Ken's work then you need to put up your own work on show first.

That one comment has always stuck with me and I pass it on to you John M, those stories were great reading !

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Re: Handbrake of Love
« Reply #18 on: May 17, 2023, 11:14:41 am »
I tink they written by robot Ken.....to be honest they lack sumtim ....if Johnny m had written them there more fun .....
Ther needs to be a few expletive tinkgs an jizzed up a bit   like ....bollix,s , cnuts , big dommos birds fanny was itchin for it , Tommy the bastard kicked the Garda in the arse an lost his shoe, Annie mcgoldrick from the Flats does hand shandys and gobbles for a tenner but ya hav to make an appointment cause she's flat out ....literally....

that sort o ting...........  :)
You should be writing fer the 'Beano' Octy !

It would take a fair expensive robot to come up with the real life imagination that John M showed in those stories.

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Re: Handbrake of Love
« Reply #19 on: May 17, 2023, 11:15:17 am »
Ken Occi insulted you at dinner here is his AI generated Apology.


 Dear Kenneth,

I hope this message finds you well. I am writing to extend my deepest apologies on behalf of my friend, Occi, for the offensive comments he made about your table manners during our recent dinner at Delaney's Bistro. I understand that his words were hurtful and disrespectful, and they certainly did not reflect the level of courtesy and consideration that should have been exhibited.

First and foremost, I want to emphasize that Occi deeply regrets his behavior and the distress it caused you. He understands that his comments were uncalled for, and he is genuinely remorseful for the embarrassment and discomfort he caused you in front of Big Dommo and his girlfriend, Brenda Corrigan. Occi recognizes that table manners are a personal matter, and it was entirely inappropriate for him to pass judgment or criticize your actions.

Occi acknowledges that he let his emotions get the best of him that evening, leading to an inexcusable lapse in judgment. He fully understands the importance of maintaining a respectful and harmonious atmosphere, especially during social gatherings where the focus should be on enjoying each other's company. Occi deeply regrets tarnishing the pleasant evening we had initially hoped for, and he accepts full responsibility for his actions.

In light of this regrettable incident, I want to assure you that Occi has taken this matter very seriously. He has reflected upon his behavior and is committed to making amends. As his close friend, I have personally discussed the severity of his actions with him, emphasizing the significance of sincere apologies and the need for rectification.

Occi genuinely wishes to offer his heartfelt apology to you, Kenneth, for the derogatory comments he made. He deeply regrets the impact of his words and hopes that you can find it in your heart to forgive him. He understands that forgiveness is earned through genuine remorse and improved conduct, and he is determined to demonstrate this to you.

Moving forward, Occi pledges to be more considerate and respectful in all his interactions. He understands that words have the power to cause great harm, and he is committed to using them thoughtfully and responsibly. Occi is willing to make every effort to rebuild the trust and friendship that may have been strained by his insensitive behavior.

Kenneth, I sincerely hope that you can find it within yourself to accept Occi's apology. We value your friendship, and it is our utmost desire to restore the warm and pleasant dynamics that we once shared. Please let me know if there is anything else I can do to facilitate this process or assist in any way.

Thank you for your understanding, and please convey our apologies to Big Dommo and Brenda Corrigan as well. We deeply regret any discomfort caused to them during the unfortunate incident. We are genuinely remorseful and committed to making amends.

With sincerest apologies,

[Your Name]

Its not perfect ,it gets the situation wrong but its an example of what it can do .Imagine when its able to use dialogue and you ring Me Taxi to complain and get a Corporate reply that tells you to FUCK OFF nicely .
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Re: Handbrake of Love
« Reply #20 on: May 17, 2023, 11:16:23 am »
Ken they were written by an AI bot ,I just input the scenarios .
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« Reply #21 on: May 17, 2023, 11:19:54 am »
Enter Open API into your search then open it with Google or Email address .Its great to play with .
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Re: Handbrake of Love
« Reply #22 on: May 17, 2023, 11:28:34 am »
The question I asked for the Apology ......Can you please write a Groveling appology for my friend Occi who insulted Kenneths table manners while they dined with Big Dommo and his Girlfriend Brenda Corrigan in Delaneys Bistro .
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Re: Handbrake of Love
« Reply #23 on: May 17, 2023, 11:29:49 am »
Ken they were written by an AI bot ,I just input the scenarios .
Wow !
And fer years I have been writing my own shite !
Bigger Fool me, I could have got a Bot to do it all fer me.

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Re: Handbrake of Love
« Reply #24 on: May 17, 2023, 11:31:14 am »
Ken they were written by an AI bot ,I just input the scenarios .
Wow !
And fer years I have been writing my own shite !
Bigger Fool me, I could have got a Bot to do it all fer me.

Its only new Google Bard is better but not available in Ireland yet unless you can get a spurious VPN .
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Re: Handbrake of Love
« Reply #25 on: May 17, 2023, 11:32:44 am »
Ken write a scenario for a story about 4 lines setting ,outcome ,and characters and I will get it wo write you a story .
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Re: Handbrake of Love
« Reply #26 on: May 17, 2023, 11:41:21 am »
Ken write a scenario for a story about 4 lines setting ,outcome ,and characters and I will get it wo write you a story .
No thanks.
To think of the amount of time and effort I put in to writing in particular 'The Great Unwashed', 'Holidays in Lagos' and 'Gerry's Scam' + others, it makes me look very foolish now to know that a Bot could have done it all in a few minutes.

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Re: Handbrake of Love
« Reply #27 on: May 17, 2023, 11:45:29 am »
 ::cheers
Overall a well deserved 'Bualadh bos' fer you John M  ::cheers

I remember back when I published a few of my tales on another public forum and obviousely got slated (as the Irish do best against their own) one man stood out fer me on a forum, he stated that in order to critisize Ken's work then you need to put up your own work on show first.

That one comment has always stuck with me and I pass it on to you John M, those stories were great reading !
Ken that's bollix ...yur only as good as yur audiences appreciatin ......I hate to break it to ya ...an ya know I don't mince me words ....but if yur book isn't sellin ....its cause its shite ......now I know yur goin have a go at me for sayin that ....but I'm afraid it's the bottom line ......any cnut tellin ya to ignore
The critics is only havin a laff or winding yu up but that's not to say if yu keep at it .....
If ya keep at it cause you get sumtin out of it then maybe someday yull get really good at it ....an be a success but it requires ya to put yur hole life an soul into it .....kinda like van goch or hemingway or sum other mad cnut .....
But ya can't be delusionary bout yur work produced thus far ....not that I read it ....but succces comes from great work ....not talkin yurself as great ....that's just narcissism fuk sake  ::fds C:-) O:-)
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Re: Handbrake of Love
« Reply #28 on: May 17, 2023, 11:47:50 am »
Do you remember when we were told about driverless cars and how we would be out of work .Journalists and authors and Screen writers will all be taking taxis to the Dole .I have the Chat GPT bot but I have seen the Complete version of AI .Imagine speed cameras that will check your number plate and Facial Id to check your speed and tax and insurance and identify you as the driver before it deducts the fine money from your bank account .This AI will be like digital handcuffs it will restrict everything we do .
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Re: Handbrake of Love
« Reply #29 on: May 17, 2023, 11:48:22 am »
I tink they written by robot Ken.....to be honest they lack sumtim ....if Johnny m had written them there more fun .....
Ther needs to be a few expletive tinkgs an jizzed up a bit   like ....bollix,s , cnuts , big dommos birds fanny was itchin for it , Tommy the bastard kicked the Garda in the arse an lost his shoe, Annie mcgoldrick from the Flats does hand shandys and gobbles for a tenner but ya hav to make an appointment cause she's flat out ....literally....

that sort o ting...........  :)
You should be writing fer the 'Beano' Octy !

It would take a fair expensive robot to come up with the real life imagination that John M showed in those stories.

Ken ...fuk sake ....Johnny m didn't write them ....a bleedin robot did ...fukidy fuk ...are yu not readin the posts atall atall fuk sake ::fds
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