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Re: Where is me Coin ?
« Reply #15 on: July 19, 2023, 11:15:16 am »
One is not quite sure one wanteth to beest a augurer hence f'rth johannes. the opportunities to bed young maidens in a chapel full of fusty hags wouldst beest folly..... but to beest a writ'r of some renown  wouldst entice the virgins to one's bed   chamb'r as easily as the exp'rt angl'r catches the  trout  with pangs of hunger  in the babbling brook with his wriggling w'rm
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Re: Where is me Coin ?
« Reply #16 on: July 19, 2023, 11:33:33 am »
OCCI I do not possess the wordsmittery of the bard or the Poetry of Wordsworth but I did try to explain .Gretta was just out of Portlaois after doing 18 months .I was thinking of throwing gargle into her and seeing how desperate she was .Anyway when she seen I was barassic as Free Now had me earnings she wasent interested .She fucked off with a Six Pack of Tuborg I bought her on the back of Jems Scooter .But i did get half a bag of Chips off Big Dommo he didnt share the Spiceburger .
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Re: Where is me Coin ?
« Reply #17 on: July 19, 2023, 01:14:27 pm »
Still no sign of me €50.21 from last week ?



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Re: Where is me Coin ?
« Reply #18 on: July 19, 2023, 01:20:37 pm »
The last time they were late on paying out they named and shamed some young-fella in accounts, and then gave us Free commission on all CC jobs that weekend.

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Re: Where is me Coin ?
« Reply #19 on: July 19, 2023, 02:06:12 pm »
'Tis much ado about nothing.

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Re: Where is me Coin ?
« Reply #20 on: July 19, 2023, 02:09:49 pm »
One is not quite sure one wanteth to beest a augurer hence f'rth johannes. the opportunities to bed young maidens in a chapel full of fusty hags wouldst beest folly..... but to beest a writ'r of some renown  wouldst entice the virgins to one's bed   chamb'r as easily as the exp'rt angl'r catches the  trout  with pangs of hunger  in the babbling brook with his wriggling w'rm
Octy hath too much time on his hands. Catch but a wink cubiculo to worketh and back to catch but a wink cubiculo again. A bright idea wakes him telling him to invest in dubious ventures. 8)     

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Re: Where is me Coin ?
« Reply #21 on: July 19, 2023, 02:10:37 pm »
One is not quite sure one wanteth to beest a augurer hence f'rth johannes. the opportunities to bed young maidens in a chapel full of fusty hags wouldst beest folly..... but to beest a writ'r of some renown  wouldst entice the virgins to one's bed   chamb'r as easily as the exp'rt angl'r catches the  trout  with pangs of hunger  in the babbling brook with his wriggling w'rm
Octy hath too much time on his hands. Catch but a wink cubiculo to worketh and back to catch but a wink cubiculo again. A bright idea wakes him telling him to invest in dubious ventures. 8)     
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Re: Where is me Coin ?
« Reply #22 on: July 19, 2023, 02:12:12 pm »
Cunts OCCi Cunts .I was out socalizing last night down the flats enjoying a big block of Calvita Cheese and a drop of Cheap Lidil Cider when I bumped into Gretta Corrigan I havent seen her in 18 months .She said she was in Ibiza but she has a real strong Portlaois Accent and a Landen 3 on the C wing sort of non Tan .Anyhoo I offered to buy her 6 cans of Tuborg and rang the Delivercrew ,Jimmy King answered the phone and I asked him to get the Cans and deliver them to the Flats .Big Dommo ordered a Single and a Spiceburger and Billy the Bastard asked for a 50 Special delivery twenty Smokes and a Lighter .Well Jem delivered the stuff on his Electric Scooter and we paid him or at least the others did .I used my card to pay as Jimmy takes Card and there were no funds available as Free Now never weighed In .Can you imagine my embarrassment when I had to get tic from the Delivercrew for half a dozen cans of Tuborg .Big Dommo was saying How bad would it be far a Indian driver renting a Van and a Gaff if his platemaster or Slum Landlord didnt get paid on time .Imagine Slow Malcolm losing it if he didnt get his rent from one of his tenants on time  his Bird likes to go shopping on Wednesday Morning and if he has no coin for her his life will be even more miserable than it is since he lost his driving licence .Its shamefull that working men cannot get their wages and pay their way .

Cunts occi cunts.i wast out socalizing last night of all down the flats enjoying a big block of calvita cheese and a drop of vile lidil cider at which hour i bumped into gretta corrigan i havent seen that lady in 18 months. The lady did doth sayeth the lady wast in ibiza but the lady hath a real stout portlaois accent and a landen 3 on the c wing sort of non tan. Anyhoo i did tender to buyeth that lady 6 cans of tuborg and did ring the delivercrew, jimmy king did answer the phone and i did doth ask him to receiveth the cans and deliver those folk to the flats. Big dommo did order a single and a spiceburger and billy the bastard did doth ask for a 50 special delivery twenty smokes and a lighter. Well jem delivered the stuff on his electric scooter and we did payeth him or at least the others did doth.i did lay-to mine card to payeth as jimmy doth take card and thither wast nay funds available as free anon nev'r did weigh in. Can thee imagine mine embarrassment at which hour i did hath't to receiveth tic from the delivercrew for half a dozen cans of tuborg. Big dommo wast declaring how lacking valor would 't beest far a indian driver renting a van and a gaff if 't be true his platemaster or slum landlord didnt receiveth did payeth most carefully upon the hour. Imagine slow malcolm losing 't if 't be true he didnt receiveth his did rend from one of his tenants most carefully upon the hour his bird likes to wend shopping on wednesday morn and if 't be true he hath nay coin for that lady his life wilt beest coequal moo miserable than 't is since he did lose his driving licence. Its shamefull yond working men cannot receiveth their wages and payeth their way.   rofl     

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Re: Where is me Coin ?
« Reply #23 on: July 19, 2023, 02:15:36 pm »
The payout was truly late:
Two men plead guilty to attempting to deceive post office worker over dead man’s pension in Carlow
Declan Haughney (41) and Gareth Coakley (37) will be sentenced on Friday in ‘bizarre case’

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Declan Haughney and Garreth Coakley are due to be sentenced on Friday. Photograph: Colin Keegan/Collins
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Wed Jul 19 2023 - 12:44

Two men have pleaded guilty to the attempted deception of a post office worker concerning a dead man’s pension in January last year.

Both co-accused Declan Haughney (41) of 119 Pollerton Road, Carlow and Gareth Coakley (37) of 44 John Sweeney Park were charged with attempted deception of Margaret O’Toole at Hosey’s post office on Staplestown Road, Carlow town contrary to common law. They both pleaded guilty on Wednesday to the offence.

The pair also faced a second charge of the attempted theft of the old-age pension of 66-year-old Peadar Doyle totalling €246 on January 21st, 2022.

Mr Haughney, who was wearing a navy top with a dark trousers jacket and dark tracksuit bottom, and Mr Coakley dressed in a grey jacket and dark trousers, sat apart while the court was in session. Both men remained impassive throughout.

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Judge Eugene O’Keeffe was informed by both Defence Counsels David Roberts (BL), who represents Mr Haughney, and Defence Counsel Richard Downey (BL), appearing for Mr Coakley, that their clients were changing their pleas in respect of one of the two charges.

Judge O’Kelly told the jury of three women and nine men that they were being discharged due to the two men pleading guilty to one charge.

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The trial had been expected to last into the end of next week.

Defence Counsel Mr Downey (BL) for Mr Coakley appealed to Judge O’Kelly that his client should be remanded on bail.

However, in evidence Garda Joe O’Keeffe informed the court that Mr Coakley had “nine previous bench warrants” issued against him with the most recent being in 2020.

Judge O’Kelly said that matter was “not a summary offence” and that a “jury had been empanelled” and that the maximum imprisonment time was five years.

He said: “He [Mr Coakley] has failed to show up [to court previously].” Judge O’Kelly said that an outline of what he called “this somewhat bizarre case” would be given on Friday when sentencing would occur.

The judge asked for a victim impact report from the deceased man’s family and for a report from a prison governor.


Both men have been remanded in custody until Friday.


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Re: Where is me Coin ?
« Reply #24 on: July 19, 2023, 02:43:47 pm »
Cunts OCCi Cunts .I was out socalizing last night down the flats enjoying a big block of Calvita Cheese and a drop of Cheap Lidil Cider when I bumped into Gretta Corrigan I havent seen her in 18 months .She said she was in Ibiza but she has a real strong Portlaois Accent and a Landen 3 on the C wing sort of non Tan .Anyhoo I offered to buy her 6 cans of Tuborg and rang the Delivercrew ,Jimmy King answered the phone and I asked him to get the Cans and deliver them to the Flats .Big Dommo ordered a Single and a Spiceburger and Billy the Bastard asked for a 50 Special delivery twenty Smokes and a Lighter .Well Jem delivered the stuff on his Electric Scooter and we paid him or at least the others did .I used my card to pay as Jimmy takes Card and there were no funds available as Free Now never weighed In .Can you imagine my embarrassment when I had to get tic from the Delivercrew for half a dozen cans of Tuborg .Big Dommo was saying How bad would it be far a Indian driver renting a Van and a Gaff if his platemaster or Slum Landlord didnt get paid on time .Imagine Slow Malcolm losing it if he didnt get his rent from one of his tenants on time  his Bird likes to go shopping on Wednesday Morning and if he has no coin for her his life will be even more miserable than it is since he lost his driving licence .Its shamefull that working men cannot get their wages and pay their way .

Cunts occi cunts.i wast out socalizing last night of all down the flats enjoying a big block of calvita cheese and a drop of vile lidil cider at which hour i bumped into gretta corrigan i havent seen that lady in 18 months. The lady did doth sayeth the lady wast in ibiza but the lady hath a real stout portlaois accent and a landen 3 on the c wing sort of non tan. Anyhoo i did tender to buyeth that lady 6 cans of tuborg and did ring the delivercrew, jimmy king did answer the phone and i did doth ask him to receiveth the cans and deliver those folk to the flats. Big dommo did order a single and a spiceburger and billy the bastard did doth ask for a 50 special delivery twenty smokes and a lighter. Well jem delivered the stuff on his electric scooter and we did payeth him or at least the others did doth.i did lay-to mine card to payeth as jimmy doth take card and thither wast nay funds available as free anon nev'r did weigh in. Can thee imagine mine embarrassment at which hour i did hath't to receiveth tic from the delivercrew for half a dozen cans of tuborg. Big dommo wast declaring how lacking valor would 't beest far a indian driver renting a van and a gaff if 't be true his platemaster or slum landlord didnt receiveth did payeth most carefully upon the hour. Imagine slow malcolm losing 't if 't be true he didnt receiveth his did rend from one of his tenants most carefully upon the hour his bird likes to wend shopping on wednesday morn and if 't be true he hath nay coin for that lady his life wilt beest coequal moo miserable than 't is since he did lose his driving licence. Its shamefull yond working men cannot receiveth their wages and payeth their way.   rofl     

Art thee courting the full moon johannes ? or has't thee partaken of mead of peasantry quality? thy utt'rings has't all the hallmarks of a demon hast gotten holdeth of thy tongue. alloweth's receiveth down to the crux of the matt'r. didst thee make shift to removeth grettas knickerbockers ...an Has't t off with the maiden?
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Re: Where is me Coin ?
« Reply #25 on: July 19, 2023, 02:48:16 pm »
Doth not conc'rn yurself with the folly of the peasantry bullits. the present day is a day of m'rriment and larks. bringeth out the gleek'r to jest
 and thee shall unburden thy spirit fourthwit
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Re: Where is me Coin ?
« Reply #26 on: July 19, 2023, 02:49:45 pm »




Me thinks they Hacketh...... po,r cnuts
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Re: Where is me Coin ?
« Reply #27 on: July 19, 2023, 03:06:28 pm »




Me thinks they Hacketh...... po,r cnuts
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« Reply #28 on: July 19, 2023, 03:10:14 pm »




Me thinks they Hacketh...... po,r cnuts
Free Now, now Uber?

No that's freenows earnins ...anyway me money arrived in account lol
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« Reply #29 on: July 19, 2023, 03:14:47 pm »




Me thinks they Hacketh...... po,r cnuts
Free Now, now Uber?

No that's freenows earnins ...anyway me money arrived in account lol
I'm not going thee any counsel hither, but if 't be true i wast thee i'd invest 't all in cryptocurrency. Thee couldn't wend wrong!  rofl

 


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