I hope you're messing. I sincerely do. If not, and you charged your own ma money for a lift well then we have nothing more to say to each other. You have entered into a whole new level of greed. A level I didn't know existed but you have brought to light. Your own mother? What the fcuk Ken? Did you seriously take money off the woman who gave birth to you Ken? Who reared you? Who did school runs for you, washed your jox, changed your smelly nappies, sat up with you when you were sick, fed you , put a roof over your head, talked and listened to your problems, encouraged you, went to parent teacher meetings for you and what does she get for thanks? A fcuking taxi bill? Un fckjng real man. Holy shit, I can't even begin to believe how fcuking stingy, mean and greedy that is. You are fcking unreal. Holy shit, I hope I wake up and this is all part of a nasty nightmare I'm having but it's not, it's true, it's fact, you charge your MA for a lift. That's right, your MA, your mother, you hungry cnut. Fcuking he'll. I'm going back to bed, this is too much. Is no-one else gonna call this crime out? No? Unless yis all charge yisser ma's?
