The last time I braut a phone back an went out of me way ....the cunt said " thanks yur a great lad ...I'll tell the taxi thingy yur a nice (fukin eejit) bloke ..... the time before that I parked opposite finglas " police" station an forgot about the 2 foot high bollards that wer ther ( since gone I tink ) and completely destroyed the side of me car ....... tink I told yis bout this before .....but I've since learned that phones do a great impression of a Frisby....especially over water