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The Liffey Lip

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Re: Hockey
« Reply #60 on: August 07, 2018, 03:15:01 pm »
You're a culchy cnut now Tony....You doing "Jiving" classes now with Cletus and his sister wife?


Believe it or not hippo we do take dance classes, modern jive it called you should try it, is one way to know if your fit and a great way of socialising without having to pay a barmans wages

So's fishing...without Nathan Carter staring at your arse. Once tried the ballroom dancing and that was very tiring...prefer combat sports meself.
« Last Edit: August 07, 2018, 04:13:30 pm by The Liffey Lip »

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Re: Hockey
« Reply #61 on: August 07, 2018, 11:59:38 pm »
You've some neck Tony.Dance classes ya bender.
Don't knock it till you try it
Each to their own I suppose !

I pulled El Tonio's 'Chungwan' line on a few drunk middle-aged men the other night;
Fella in the front; "Wa's with the fingerless gloves driver ?",
Me; "Dere me Murdering gloves !",
Fella in the back; "Fcuk sake, are we gonna get fcukin murdered here ?",
Me; "Naw, naw, ur safe out, there's no room in the boot cos dere's a body in there already",
Fella in the front; "Is she still alive ?",
Me; "Ah, Yea, it's just a Chungwan that I've been ripening up fer the last week or so !".

 


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