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Offline Dr. Martin Gooter Bling

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Re: Tips and Tricks.
« Reply #15 on: November 07, 2018, 04:38:01 pm »
i often think about this.
if you have a note that's torn you can go to a bank and have it replaced with a fresh one, as long as you have more than half of the note. your torn fifty now becomes one hundred. if you tore it fairly evenly down the center and gave it the Lord Melbury routine from Fawlty towers I wonder how many banks you could hit before they got wise.

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Re: Tips and Tricks.
« Reply #16 on: November 07, 2018, 04:51:07 pm »
Sounds like you're money laundering Doc. lol

Offline Dr. Martin Gooter Bling

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Re: Tips and Tricks.
« Reply #17 on: November 07, 2018, 05:07:57 pm »
you over estimate me kid.
i'm not that cleva.

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Re: Tips and Tricks.
« Reply #18 on: November 07, 2018, 05:09:02 pm »
you over estimate me kid.
i'm not that cleva.

C'mon....ignorance is not a defence!!

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Re: Tips and Tricks.
« Reply #19 on: November 07, 2018, 05:09:12 pm »
i often think about this.
if you have a note that's torn you can go to a bank and have it replaced with a fresh one, as long as you have more than half of the note. your torn fifty now becomes one hundred. if you tore it fairly evenly down the center and gave it the Lord Melbury routine from Fawlty towers I wonder how many banks you could hit before they got wise.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hTnEyF_PbD8


Dosent work that way Doc I sent in a score about 20 years ago they said that the other half of the note was surrendered and they replaced it and they held on to my half as it was no longer legal tender as that seriel number had been withdrawnfrom circulation .

Offline taxi1990

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Re: Tips and Tricks.
« Reply #20 on: November 07, 2018, 05:22:56 pm »
you have to have 52% of the note left to exchange it in a bank.

Offline Dr. Martin Gooter Bling

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Re: Tips and Tricks.
« Reply #21 on: November 07, 2018, 05:29:46 pm »
yep and are they gonna break out the ruler and measure if you look like a big shot.
look at that movie catch me if you can.
your man got away with murder in the 60s because he portrayed himself as a big shot pilot.

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Re: Tips and Tricks.
« Reply #22 on: November 07, 2018, 06:59:36 pm »
That's not a tip or a trick....that's just plain theft!!
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Re: Tips and Tricks.
« Reply #23 on: November 07, 2018, 07:43:54 pm »
I was goin down mercenary Street one night an a bloke on a bike was cyclin along an there was his notes fallen out of his pocket.... I had couple Germans in the car an I rolled down the window an shouted at him.... " hey yur money is fallen out of yur pockets "
Fuck off he said to me.... I think he thought I was givin out....Anyway I kept goin as stoppin an pickin it upwit people in their an and cars behind I wasn't.....
I let the luftwaffas out at rathmines an drove back to mercer like a bat out o hell.... An there was the 65 on the exact spot....
Nudder time I was sittin at the green rank an I looked on the ground an seen a 3  fiftys on the ground.... Got out an fukin legged it....
Another time I was gettin out of bed in me old bedsit wen I was a poor cnut but ridin everything an I was lookin for me socks...an i found a pair of knickers an I said to the bird in the bed " are these yurs "?   
No she said  :o
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Re: Tips and Tricks.
« Reply #24 on: November 07, 2018, 07:50:07 pm »
For 2 weeks before I won the lottery.... I was finding money everyday
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Re: Tips and Tricks.
« Reply #25 on: November 07, 2018, 07:51:40 pm »
Ken.... Ya bring bad karma even if the cunt was drunk  ::cheers....
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Re: Tips and Tricks.
« Reply #26 on: November 07, 2018, 07:53:27 pm »
Ha ha cyclists...I was drving down Burlington road last year and noticed a cyclist dropping a wallet...caught up with him and tried to tell him but he just looked at me with his headphones on then cycled off.I didn't bother going back as I was heading for the Airport.But he probably thought I was a road rager.
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Offline Dr. Martin Gooter Bling

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Re: Tips and Tricks.
« Reply #27 on: November 08, 2018, 03:13:33 am »
picked a gargled filthbag up outside a night club early one morning.
after about ten minutes he wanted to get sick so i pulled over on this pitch black road.
he spewed his jaysus up with a big splash on the side of the road.
reached the dump he was going to and he tells me he can't find his wallet with a few hundred in it.
It must have fell out when he got sick.
he pricks around with coins and just about covers the fare.
i gunned it back to where he got sick.
got the flashlight out.
saw the vomit and the tissue i gave him to wipe his boat and hands with but no wallet.
the cunt suckered me good. >:(

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Re: Tips and Tricks.
« Reply #28 on: November 08, 2018, 10:18:17 am »
Think I posted this on Roys dropped an old lad off at Heuston who had come up from Ballana to buy a new jacket .When I dropped him two yanks asked was I working and got in and picked up a wad and handed it to me .I knew it was the old lads as I had hoovered the car that day and he was my first job .I legged it up the platform to catch him gave him his wedge that he counted in front of me 820 in readies .He said its all there and got on the train .Miserable cunt .No matter how much or what  it is phones computers or even messages I would always return it if I can .I am not an honest man but Im also not a thief .

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Re: Tips and Tricks.
« Reply #29 on: November 08, 2018, 12:02:55 pm »
If some miserable cunt stood there and counted the money and said "it's all there"....i'd abuse the fuk from a height...shudda kept it John and brought the hen away for a romantic weekend to Finches!!

 


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