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Offline Rat Catcher

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Re: Well Done
« Reply #60 on: December 21, 2018, 07:19:13 pm »
The envy of those who give a shit.
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Re: Well Done
« Reply #61 on: December 21, 2018, 07:55:13 pm »
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Offline Vikkiz

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Re: Well Done
« Reply #62 on: December 22, 2018, 06:56:03 pm »
I’ve done 1253 jobs and have 41 favorites which is 3.273%

October has 1%

Silver has 4.46%

VD has 1.85%
« Last Edit: December 22, 2018, 06:58:35 pm by Vikkiz »
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Re: Well Done
« Reply #63 on: December 22, 2018, 07:41:35 pm »
Quote from: Vikkiz on December 22, 2018, 06:56:03 pm
I’ve done 1253 jobs and have 41 favorites which is 3.273%

October has 1%

Silver has 4.46%

VD has 1.85%


So I am winning at been a cnut?
Fukin delighted....
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Re: Well Done
« Reply #64 on: December 22, 2018, 07:42:53 pm »
Quote from: Octavia1 on December 22, 2018, 07:41:35 pm
Quote from: Vikkiz on December 22, 2018, 06:56:03 pm
I’ve done 1253 jobs and have 41 favorites which is 3.273%

October has 1%

Silver has 4.46%

VD has 1.85%


So I am winning at been a cnut?
Fukin delighted....
Exactly, ya cunt
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Offline Shallowhal

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Re: Well Done
« Reply #65 on: December 22, 2018, 08:37:16 pm »
No 1 cunt!!
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Offline Octavia1

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Re: Well Done
« Reply #66 on: December 22, 2018, 09:56:05 pm »
Ah thanks lads....

Happy cuntimas..
https://youtu.be/rkGIEt1o9m4

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Offline Octavia1

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Re: Well Done
« Reply #67 on: December 23, 2018, 03:47:36 pm »
Anyone else puttin up there lick arse points!???
I don't believe I'm the greatest cnut here....
Anyway I think it's probably an misunderstanding..... I'm a lovely bloke really...I just put me foot in it too often.....
Last week an owl posh bird and her retired judge or Watever going to D4.....
Anyway the owlone cudnt get the seat belt on..... An i did it.... Wat I always was of afraid of saying....
I said
" fuk sake if it had hair on it... Yud get it in "
The owlfella nearly had a coronary.....
Snobby cnuts
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Offline Rat Catcher

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Re: Well Done
« Reply #68 on: December 23, 2018, 06:27:49 pm »
I'm lovely.... according to one of my Uber clients.
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Re: Well Done
« Reply #69 on: December 23, 2018, 06:32:33 pm »
Quote from: Rat Catcher on December 23, 2018, 06:27:49 pm
I'm lovely.... according to one of my Uber clients.

What did the other one say....he's cuddly?
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Re: Well Done
« Reply #70 on: December 23, 2018, 06:34:55 pm »
Quote from: Rat Catcher on December 23, 2018, 06:27:49 pm
I'm lovely.... according to one of my Uber clients.
Did he tip you?
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Offline Shallowhal

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Re: Well Done
« Reply #71 on: December 23, 2018, 06:37:25 pm »
Told him he wouldn't go far in this business.....he was dead fukin right!!
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Offline Belker

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Re: Well Done
« Reply #72 on: December 23, 2018, 11:38:24 pm »
Quote from: mercenary for hire on December 21, 2018, 03:00:22 pm
Jesus Belker yer very slow sticking up yer numbers.Considering it was your idea..Im guessing you're working hard improving the numbers..
Soz MFH, I actually went out and did do a birra work this week, that Fat Fooker 'Santee' doesn't  come cheap !

My 'Scores on the Doors' are 3144 jobs and 123 favoured customers, coming in at 3.91%.

'Tip me Hat' to Silverbullet, I can't see 4.46% been beaten.
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Re: Well Done
« Reply #73 on: December 23, 2018, 11:44:53 pm »
Quote from: Octavia1 on December 21, 2018, 04:40:20 pm



You have a fine head a hair on ya there Octy !
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Offline Vikkiz

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Re: Well Done
« Reply #74 on: December 23, 2018, 11:47:22 pm »
Quote from: Belker on December 23, 2018, 11:44:53 pm
You have a fine head a hair on ya there Octy !
Looks like one of the Muppets.
Ginger bastard, don't know there names as I never watched them. Before my time
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