im dreaming of a tom christmas

[mercenary for hire]

Good time to buy as there will be more gullible folks just waiting to jump in pushing the prices back up.I know a couple of taxi drivers with money in it.Gobshites.

[Octavia1]

Me little fella last week in the bank...
" daddy....do you know the way you get money off all the drunk people at night"
.. "Why do you put all your money into the wall in the bank "?
Because it's safer son
" and wat does the bank give you"?
A receipt
" can you buy sweets wit the receipt "?
No
" Wat can you buy"
Nothing...
" daddy.. Do you know the way you said mammy doesn't like you cause the bank took all your money"
Yes son
" daddy I don't want to be a taxi driver anymore

[mercenary for hire]

Hopefully they don't teach the common sense out of him in school.

[Vikkiz]

I've never dun it wit a brazer..... Wats it like?

Transported her a few times back when there were no do-gooders hanging out of lamp-posts with Nikons, HiVizs' and placards. Side issue............every man pays for sex.............some don't realise it until they're in a family law court.

Nah, only til the kids are 18 or 23 and in full time edumacation. After that it’s zilch to the other half.

Jayzus never looked at it that way.......
I've to work for rest me life to pay for mine...
Made Fuk all meself last night..... Nearly got hit by a Drone on the M50 an had to go home early ..
Cnuts

[silverbullet]

I've never dun it wit a brazer..... Wats it like?

Transported her a few times back when there were no do-gooders hanging out of lamp-posts with Nikons, HiVizs' and placards. Side issue............every man pays for sex.............some don't realise it until they're in a family law court.

Nah, only til the kids are 18 or 23 and in full time edumacation. After that it’s zilch to the other half.

Jayzus never looked at it that way.......
I've to work for rest me life to pay for mine...
Made Fuk all meself last night..... Nearly got hit by a Drone on the M50 an had to go home early ..
Cnuts

Thank fuck for Johnnies!

[Rat Catcher]

Fuck, may I take this opportunity to thank you for Johnnies.

[Belker]

Nah, only til the kids are 18 or 23 and in full time edumacation. After that it’s zilch to the other half.

Thank God !
I'm nearly half-way there !!

[Belker]

I've never dun it wit a brazer..... Wats it like?

You don't pay for the sex, you pay for her to go away afterwards.

Brilliant Harry !!
    

[Belker]

I've never dun it wit a brazer..... Wats it like?

It's pretty much the same, ya get your 'Nuts off' and that is all that matters.

As Bob Shillin explained and I will elaborate more on, ya can pick up some yoke on the internet's many dating sites and wine and dine her, the general rule they have is Not to 'Put out' till the Third date, so by the Third date you are well down a Trummer or more and still have No guarantee of 'FREE' sex and If'n ya do get the job done on the Third date after much cooing and cajoling then ya have to listen to her life story afterwards and pay fer her Taxi home.  As Shania Twain once sang; "That don't Impress me Much !"

On the other hand you could get a stunning looking young adult prostitute from the Escort Ireland website fer a Ton, pay her the Ton fer your 30 minutes business and leave, no chit-chat, no text messages, no Fook all, job done and at a fraction of the price.

[Rat Catcher]

I think Tinder caters for immediate sex with a willing cohort.

Prostitutes probably offer a more professional service. Up above in Dublin much of the game is controlled by Eastern European gangs these days, who specialise in relatively good looking ladies.

[john m]

Picked up a girl on Cork Street wanted to go to Stephens Green college of Surgeons to score a bag of brown aske if I fancied a night of fun .Ive picked her up a few times over the years use to be a looker hung around with the boys with the bag sad to see lives destroyed by the company you keep .You notice it a bit when you work nights girls that worked their plots dissappear .The day of the junkie Tom has gone the Eastern Europeans operating off the internet have replaced them a bit like taxi street work being replaced by app a ride .I suppose taxi drivers and prostitutes have a lot in common we both sell our service and have to deal with all sorts and both trades are dangerous .

[Bob Shillin]

Picked up a girl on Cork Street wanted to go to Stephens Green college of Surgeons to score a bag of brown aske if I fancied a night of fun .Ive picked her up a few times over the years use to be a looker hung around with the boys with the bag sad to see lives destroyed by the company you keep .You notice it a bit when you work nights girls that worked their plots dissappear .The day of the junkie Tom has gone the Eastern Europeans operating off the internet have replaced them a bit like taxi street work being replaced by app a ride .I suppose taxi drivers and prostitutes have a lot in common we both sell our service and have to deal with all sorts and both trades are dangerous .

Very good John, last 2 lines of Dire Straits 1st verse.

Your Latest Trick

Dire Straits

All the late night bargains have been struck
Between the satin beaus and their belles
And prehistoric garbage trucks
Have the city to themselves
Echoes roars dinosaurs
They're all doing the monster mash
And most of the taxis and the whores
Are only taking calls for cash

I don't know how it happened
It all took place so quick
But all I can do is hand it to you
And your latest trick

My door was standing open
Security was laid back and lax
But it was only my heart got broken
You must have had a pass key made out of wax
You played robbery with insolence
And I played the blues in twelve bars down Lover's Lane
And you never did have the inteligence to use
The twelve keys hanging off my chain
I don't know how it happened
It all took place so quick
But all…

[Cool Boola]

Good man Mark....A poet and he doesn't know it!