Paddy the Irishman and Chuck the Yank pissing in to the trough in the local pub.
Chuck spots the letters N and Y tattoed on Paddy's limp pecker.
Chuck exclaims in typical yankee fashion; "Hey man, are you from New York ?",
while holding up his own limp penis to show Paddy his tattoed penis with the letters C and 0 on it,
"I'm from Chicago, good to meet a fellow statesman".
"Fook off" sez Paddy, "I'm from NewtownmountkennedY !"