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Re: Hungers Mother ?
« Reply #30 on: March 09, 2019, 10:45:27 am »
mytaxi Driver Heroes

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Holy fukin jayzus........ Is that real???????  ??? :o......
Helping them with their puchtures????
Fuk off.... I didn't invent Sexual equality..... But I'm certainly going to fukin live by it.....
I fix mine and you fix yours......
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Re: Hungers Mother ?
« Reply #31 on: March 09, 2019, 10:50:30 am »
Colm and Glen sound like stalkers.For every happy review they got they probably left 50 customers feeling uncomfortable...
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Yea I can smell perverts...... He was probably looking up her skirt wen he was changing the wheel and her standing there pretending and asking him why it's only flat on the bottom wit a smirk on her face..... Wen she took off he probably jumped over the wall and robbed the knickers off her washing line
Dirty cnut
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Re: Hungers Mother ?
« Reply #32 on: March 09, 2019, 11:10:29 am »
It's the Day drivers who get all the credit, cos what we do by night is all forgotten the next day !!

Excerpt from Taxi Diaries;
Chapter 34. The Flood and the Ice-month.
 
The floods came to Cork on the evening of 25th November 2009, it was a Thursday night, which is the student party night on the western side of the city. It had been raining heavily all day and a high tide to boot, by 11pm Victoria cross was well flooded, I was cruising for taxi-business in the area and I saw this Boy-Racer in a huge Hi-Lux 4x4 white jeep go flying through the flood in Victoria cross, it was something you would see on the 'Jungle-River' splash-slide at the Funfare, with water splashing up for Twenty meters on either side, much to the amusement of the student population who were all heading into town for the late nite clubs and the Boy-racer got a huge cheer from the crowd.
 
The city continued to flood for the rest of the night and we were getting regular warning from the base radio on areas to avoid, eventually it was to avoid every quay in the city. My last fare of the night (about 3am) came from a young polite male student, who told me his female friend was unwell (drunk) and would I take her home to the Model farm road if he and his mate accompanied her, so I agreed and the Four of us set off, she was living a few hundred yards beyond the old tennis village (now Eden hall, student accommodation).
The young girl didn't seem very sick or overly drunk but she was very dozy and sleepy and she passed out on her friends lap as soon as she sat into the taxi. We got just beyond the tennis village and onto the small bridge on the Model Farm road to Ballincollig but the bridge was Flooded and Under-Water, we made a brief effort to attempt to drive through it, but it was soon lapping at the doors and we retreated quickly, all of a sudden Waves starting appearing on top of the flood waters and lights were coming against us, it was a farmer in a huge tractor easily wading through the floods.
I hopped out of the Taxi and stood in the middle of the road and stopped the tractor, I told him of my predicament, that the young girl was unwell and that she lives a few hundred yards on the other side of the flood waters, I asked the farmer would he take her and her companions across the water safely to her home, he agreed with a nod of his head, the gallant young student lad insisted on paying me a Tenner for the fare and I helped load the Three of them into the tractor cabin and away they went, safely home through the Floodwaters.

Car 16, I will always get you home !

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Re: Hungers Mother ?
« Reply #33 on: March 09, 2019, 02:04:42 pm »
You're a ledge Ken.

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Re: Hungers Mother ?
« Reply #34 on: March 09, 2019, 02:43:05 pm »
Deserves a medal
Dis an Dat Im not a rat

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Re: Hungers Mother ?
« Reply #35 on: March 10, 2019, 08:24:17 pm »
It's the Day drivers who get all the credit, cos what we do by night is all forgotten the next day !!

Excerpt from Taxi Diaries;
Chapter 34. The Flood and the Ice-month.
 
The floods came to Cork on the evening of 25th November 2009, it was a Thursday night, which is the student party night on the western side of the city. It had been raining heavily all day and a high tide to boot, by 11pm Victoria cross was well flooded, I was cruising for taxi-business in the area and I saw this Boy-Racer in a huge Hi-Lux 4x4 white jeep go flying through the flood in Victoria cross, it was something you would see on the 'Jungle-River' splash-slide at the Funfare, with water splashing up for Twenty meters on either side, much to the amusement of the student population who were all heading into town for the late nite clubs and the Boy-racer got a huge cheer from the crowd.
 
The city continued to flood for the rest of the night and we were getting regular warning from the base radio on areas to avoid, eventually it was to avoid every quay in the city. My last fare of the night (about 3am) came from a young polite male student, who told me his female friend was unwell (drunk) and would I take her home to the Model farm road if he and his mate accompanied her, so I agreed and the Four of us set off, she was living a few hundred yards beyond the old tennis village (now Eden hall, student accommodation).
The young girl didn't seem very sick or overly drunk but she was very dozy and sleepy and she passed out on her friends lap as soon as she sat into the taxi. We got just beyond the tennis village and onto the small bridge on the Model Farm road to Ballincollig but the bridge was Flooded and Under-Water, we made a brief effort to attempt to drive through it, but it was soon lapping at the doors and we retreated quickly, all of a sudden Waves starting appearing on top of the flood waters and lights were coming against us, it was a farmer in a huge tractor easily wading through the floods.
I hopped out of the Taxi and stood in the middle of the road and stopped the tractor, I told him of my predicament, that the young girl was unwell and that she lives a few hundred yards on the other side of the flood waters, I asked the farmer would he take her and her companions across the water safely to her home, he agreed with a nod of his head, the gallant young student lad insisted on paying me a Tenner for the fare and I helped load the Three of them into the tractor cabin and away they went, safely home through the Floodwaters.

Car 16, I will always get you home !

Ken, maybe your better off buying a tractor to accomodate your clients
He who fears he will suffer, already suffers because he fears.

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Re: Hungers Mother ?
« Reply #36 on: March 11, 2019, 06:12:08 am »
Ken, maybe your better off buying a tractor to accomodate your clients
Yea !  And a Trailer and a Pitchfork to load and unload 'em !  lol

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Re: Hungers Mother ?
« Reply #37 on: March 11, 2019, 11:21:20 am »
The Wurzels song just came into my head then!!

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Re: Hungers Mother ?
« Reply #38 on: March 11, 2019, 11:25:19 am »
Ooh Aar, Ooh Aar....I'd say more Richie Kavanagh....

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Re: Hungers Mother ?
« Reply #39 on: March 11, 2019, 11:31:04 am »
Ooh Aar, Ooh Aar....I'd say more Richie Kavanagh....

Nah....he's just fukin creepy.....even doin ads for Mattress Mick....."doesn't matter bout the fancy headboard...it's the mattress does the trick!!"

 


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