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Title: Ireland
Post by: john m on March 24, 2021, 07:30:35 pm
Can Kenny win a Game or get a point or even manage a side that can score a goal ?
Title: Re: Ireland
Post by: Rat Catcher on March 24, 2021, 08:06:30 pm
I'm gonna say Yes. Is there a prize?
Title: Re: Ireland
Post by: markmiwurdz on March 24, 2021, 09:11:05 pm
I thought we'd be hammered 4-0 or more so I'd take 1-1 all day long.
Title: Re: Ireland
Post by: Dr. Martin Gooter Bling on March 24, 2021, 09:32:44 pm
I think I serrit after watching Kenny's first game.
I think he'll be the first Irish manager ever to not win a single game.
Title: Re: Ireland
Post by: stonethecrows on March 24, 2021, 10:58:08 pm
Ah well, at least they got 2 goals, thats 100% more than he has got in his previous 8 matches.
Title: Re: Ireland
Post by: john m on March 24, 2021, 11:34:10 pm
Luxembourg must be frightened having to face us in the wind and rain at the weekend the weather might effect the classical way we play football might neutralise our class players .
Title: Re: Ireland
Post by: Cool Boola on March 25, 2021, 12:54:46 am
Should be a close one...I predict  7-7 score
Title: Re: Ireland
Post by: john m on March 25, 2021, 09:24:39 am
Football is Fucked country is fucked Ireland only seems to function well when we have Chancers incharge like Delaney /Charlie/Bertie .Some people think the Celtic Tiger was born with Italia 90 or the Night of Riverdance .We suddenly believed in ourselves .Now if we get a result in Rugby a sport only really played by 9 countries we think we are doing great .Imagine there actually is a chance we might not beat Luxembourg or even Qutar on Wednesday in the friendly nobody wanted .Giving Kenny the job was a bit like asking a fella who trained his Jack Russell not to piss on the floor or jump on the furniture the job of training a Greyhound to win the Derby .Would think every player asks themselves who is this cunt .We need Big Sam or Harry Rednapp somebody that will get players to play for us .You look at that team you realize why Rice and Grealish ran the fuck away .Enda Stevens is the only player in that team that would be certain to get his game in the League of Ireland the rest are piss poor .
Title: Re: Ireland
Post by: Cool Boola on March 25, 2021, 10:19:53 am
You paint that... well
Title: Re: Ireland
Post by: john m on March 25, 2021, 11:21:21 am
Mr Boola Irish Soccer isint sport we are useless its entertainment competing with Boyzone or the Corrs to get arses on seats .Interviewing Kenny is like interviewing a Kid with Special needs he is emotionless none of the players have any character even the commentators are bland .Last nights man of the match was substituted .Think about that .The Commentators were they saying Kenny was wrong to substitute him as he was the best player on the Park ?Italia 90 you knew the players and their clubs .I doubt many could tell you what club each of yesterdays players sit on the subs bench for .No Dumphy no Giles no Apre Match all part of the Entertainment .Saddlier yesterday before kickoff said the Keeper in normal times wouldnt be allowed near the pitch .

If the FAI lose the few Euro Champ matches that were to be held in Lansdown the FAI will be fucked for cash .Soccer in Ireland has died a slow death remember when the DDSL was the biggest league in the World .I was talking to Big Dommo once about this and local youth Clubs and Summer Projects .The reason all this Sports and Community stuff died was Garda Vetting .I ran our local Summer project and when Garda Vetting came in for people working with Children a few people approached me I was the Chairman and asked what was the story with Garda Vetting as they had minor convictions for robbing a bike or shoplifting in Woolworths and they did not want the Committee to know ,they were afraid that if they were drinking porter in the pub somebody would start singing "Heres the robbers passing by passing by "So they decided not to volunteer anymore to work with kids so Football and youth Clubs couldnt get the volunteers to run them and simply closed up shop .GAA and Rugby ran from a Clubhouse dont need as many volunteers as your local under 14 C schoolboy Club run from the local pub .
Title: Re: Ireland
Post by: Rat Catcher on March 25, 2021, 05:24:16 pm
I'm not a soccer fan but is there a case for reinstating Mick "undred percent ayerish" McCarthy again?
Title: Re: Ireland
Post by: john m on March 27, 2021, 12:14:55 pm
The real big football issue for tonight will Kenny be wearing a body warmer under his Coat or how many of the Foreign Irish players including the Manager will sing the National Anthem. If Paddy Power were betting I would bet on 4 or less .I wonder how much they pay the DJ for playing the National Anthems on CD or might it be a USB .Will the Quatar team have to isolate in a hotel near the Airport or do we not give a bollox cos its Football and its on RTE .
Title: Re: Ireland
Post by: silverbullet on March 27, 2021, 02:31:27 pm
It's all a loada Bolluxembourg! 8)
Title: Re: Ireland
Post by: Cool Boola on March 27, 2021, 02:33:56 pm
Latest News...

six Irish playees injured in warm up.
Title: Re: Ireland
Post by: stonethecrows on March 27, 2021, 10:36:36 pm
Does anyone think Kenny looks like Mr. Bean ?

Surely a "Dead Man" walking now, the FAI are going to have to find some money to replace him
Title: Re: Ireland
Post by: john m on March 27, 2021, 11:21:52 pm
Did I say we were going back to the 70s? The last time Luxembourge beat us was in the Eurovision .
Title: Re: Ireland
Post by: Shallowhal on March 28, 2021, 12:20:53 am
Nil points!!
Title: Re: Ireland
Post by: john m on March 28, 2021, 12:34:22 am
Thank God we have Covid Imagine paying to go see that crap .Is Kenny a Racist there are a few Black Irish players playing in England that he hasent given a cap to .He should be sacked .Robbie Keane would do the job for nothing .When Leeds were in money trouble Keane told them to forget what they owed him .Think players look on kenny as a fucking waster who operated in the basement at least Keane  would have respect by players and fans .If no League of Ireland player is good enough for selection then why is a League of Ireland X manager considered good enough .Thank fuck Ireland has Katie Taylor who is world champion in a sport that isn't puddle deep with talent and Connor the thug .We are an Island Nation and we might have a qualifier in the Olympic Sailing even land locked Switzerland won the Admirals cup .
Title: Re: Ireland
Post by: Bob Shillin on March 28, 2021, 06:16:20 am
Does anyone think Kenny looks like Mr. Bean ?

Surely a "Dead Man" walking now, the FAI are going to have to find some money to replace him
Or join with the Nordies and try to find 11 footballers between the two parts of the island.
Title: Re: Ireland
Post by: Cool Boola on March 28, 2021, 10:45:17 am
They should all be put on a plane and sent to Siberia....even that Keith Andrews dick...Man of the match was the cameraman who musta been bored to death....Pure muck it twas!!!
Title: Re: Ireland
Post by: markmiwurdz on March 28, 2021, 10:46:35 am
Honestly,there are no words.......
Title: Re: Ireland
Post by: john m on March 28, 2021, 11:35:09 am
Big Dommo 1976 :Story Big Lad who you with Ballyfermot United or Cherryer ?"Im playing with the Orchard under 15s have Joeys on Sunday in the Noggin first round of the Cup then Stella over in Fairview on Wednesday in the League .

Sunday 2021 Big Dommos youngfellas youngfella .Story  Baby Dommo you dealing ?who you selling for be carefull stay on your own patch you get made dead if you stray outside ."Did you watch the match ?Bollox I was out on me bicycle running me shop down by the pitch .
Title: Re: Ireland
Post by: silverbullet on March 28, 2021, 01:58:11 pm
We need to train our immigrants fast. Our own spend too much time in front of a mirror  and not enough on the training ground.
Title: Re: Ireland
Post by: Shallowhal on March 28, 2021, 02:00:12 pm
It's important to look good when giving the ball away!!
Title: Re: Ireland
Post by: silverbullet on March 28, 2021, 02:00:53 pm
 
It's important to look good when giving the ball away!!
8)
Title: Re: Ireland
Post by: john m on March 28, 2021, 04:22:16 pm
I always wondered why a Multi Millionair footballer who watches their Diet ,what medicines they take and how they train would get a tattoo on their neck or face ,decorating themselves like a Circus Pony .I often wonder if those lads are really team players or are they narcissists who just want to be seen more interested in themselves than a team .
Title: Re: Ireland
Post by: Bob Shillin on March 28, 2021, 04:30:35 pm
Looks like Portugal were robbed.
Title: Re: Ireland
Post by: Rat Catcher on March 28, 2021, 06:32:34 pm
I'm not a soccer fan but is there a case for reinstating Mick "undred percent ayerish" McCarthy again?
Title: Re: Ireland
Post by: Shallowhal on March 28, 2021, 06:35:03 pm
Bring back Delaney....at least he knew how to throw a party!!
Title: Re: Ireland
Post by: Bob Shillin on March 28, 2021, 07:05:42 pm
Hope that he gets it right. Don't know anything about the tactics, anal (these first 4 letters sum it up for me) ysis of football, anything personal about the man himself, or his inspirational relationship with the the players, but in interviews, he is not that great a communicator.
Title: Re: Ireland
Post by: Rat Catcher on March 28, 2021, 07:19:33 pm
To be fair, sack the manager is a very English reaction. If it wasn't for large Jack Charlton nobody would ever expect "us" to score a goal, never mind win a game.
Title: Re: Ireland
Post by: Cool Boola on March 30, 2021, 04:39:49 pm
Think the match is on RTE1 at Quater past eight?
Title: Re: Ireland
Post by: Shallowhal on March 30, 2021, 04:46:32 pm
I see Cools is over the pox anyways!!
Title: Re: Ireland
Post by: silverbullet on March 30, 2021, 07:41:37 pm
Think the match is on RTE1 at Quater past eight?
Who's doing the Qataring? 8)
Title: Re: Ireland
Post by: john m on March 31, 2021, 03:24:58 am
Im sitting on the Veranda of Big Dommos new Flat on the ground floor under where his oulones flat is and I ask him for a biro and a piece of note paper and I want to write a Note to the FAI telling them to make Kenny our manager for life .Im looking at the match and cant believe what I am seeing .Not even Big Jackie Charlton ever got near to this moment .Ireland are beating the Host Nation of the World Cup  we never beat Mexico,Brazil,England,Uruguay ,Germany in a world cup  when they were hosting but here we are on the cusp of international soccer immortality we are beating the host nation of the World Cup .Its half time the mighty men have been motivated by Kenny .Big Dommo searches the room for writing paper and returns three minutes into the second half he asks what do you want the paper for ?I say to wipe me arse .Imagine I thought we might actually be going to win a match ?Dont think they could play worse with Mick from Cork or Dr Leo managing them .
Title: Re: Ireland
Post by: Cool Boola on March 31, 2021, 10:45:42 am
We will have to wait till we play Abbercouldnt give a damn afore we get the win !! rofl
Title: Re: Ireland
Post by: silverbullet on March 31, 2021, 01:05:05 pm
Im sitting on the Veranda of Big Dommos new Flat on the ground floor under where his oulones flat is and I ask him for a biro and a piece of note paper and I want to write a Note to the FAI telling them to make Kenny our manager for life .Im looking at the match and cant believe what I am seeing .Not even Big Jackie Charlton ever got near to this moment .Ireland are beating the Host Nation of the World Cup  we never beat Mexico,Brazil,England,Uruguay ,Germany in a world cup  when they were hosting but here we are on the cusp of international soccer immortality we are beating the host nation of the World Cup .Its half time the mighty men have been motivated by Kenny .Big Dommo searches the room for writing paper and returns three minutes into the second half he asks what do you want the paper for ?I say to wipe me arse .Imagine I thought we might actually be going to win a match ?Dont think they could play worse with Mick from Cork or Dr Leo managing them .
Or Roy from Cork, or Brian Kerr from Dublin, or Steve from Dundalk, or Mick from Yorkshire.
Title: Re: Ireland
Post by: stonethecrows on March 31, 2021, 09:21:54 pm
League of Ireland players not good enough for the Irish Team so why have we got a League of Ireland Manager
Title: Re: Ireland
Post by: Cool Boola on April 01, 2021, 02:49:05 am
..................Blonde woman had a three-way with Pepe and Messi.... 9 months later she had a baby boy but didn't know who the father was so she named him Pepsi. ::fuck ::fuck ::fuck
Title: Re: Ireland
Post by: silverbullet on April 02, 2021, 12:49:26 am
..................Blonde woman had a three-way with Pepe and Messi.... 9 months later she had a baby boy but didn't know who the father was so she named him Pepsi. ::fuck ::fuck ::fuck
Messi came on her face.