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Public Area => Sports and Gambling => Topic started by: The Liffey Lip on September 18, 2017, 11:10:15 am

Title: Well done to the Dubs 3-in-a-row legends.
Post by: The Liffey Lip on September 18, 2017, 11:10:15 am
And fuck you to the Mayo's Lee Keegan gurrierism in trying to put Rock off in his winning free attempt.

Title: Re: Well done to the Dubs 3-in-a-row legends.
Post by: Shallowhal on September 18, 2017, 11:20:00 am
And fuck you to the Mayo's Lee Keegan gurrierism in trying to put Rock off in his winning free attempt.

Well he failed!!
The senior team musta learned that tactic off the U7's...they should review that!!
Title: Re: Well done to the Dubs 3-in-a-row legends.
Post by: Rat Catcher on September 18, 2017, 11:26:57 am
Fair play to Mayo, they put up a better fight than expected. A good game and a great result! Mayo were obviously dead on their feet (not that the Dubs were full of energy) when the 6 minutes added was declared - their contesting two tough semi finals compared to Dublin strolling into the final was undoubtedly the deciding factor.
Title: Re: Well done to the Dubs 3-in-a-row legends.
Post by: The Liffey Lip on September 18, 2017, 11:30:56 am
6 mins which became 8 thanks to "Dublin" Joe refereeing...makes me laugh...he had his Mayo jocks on yesterday. Normally, I'd be gracious but not with the whingers from the Wessht with their curses and all that.
Title: Re: Well done to the Dubs 3-in-a-row legends.
Post by: Shallowhal on September 18, 2017, 11:34:14 am
How many of that faithful team are still alive...the Mayo county board should consider taking a hit out....Mayo lives matter!!
Title: Re: Well done to the Dubs 3-in-a-row legends.
Post by: Rat Catcher on September 18, 2017, 11:37:01 am
With both teams low on fuel there was quite a bit of time wasting (from both sides) during the 6 minutes, to be fair to the referee.
Title: Re: Well done to the Dubs 3-in-a-row legends.
Post by: The Liffey Lip on September 18, 2017, 11:47:55 am
Now this is not a novel...this happened in a bar, Harrow, London in 1994. Queuing for a carvery before the Ireland and Italy soccer match and these 3 lads ahead of me and a Psycho I worked with from Dundee.
 
First lad, "How ya darlin'...Give may a birra shicken with shum vegggies and spudzzz" I recognised the Connemara or Mayo lilt straight away. Tipped my mate from Dundee and said these cunts are animals...watch out!

Second lad from the wessht...grabs the whole "shicken" and pulls lumps off it and stuffs it down his Gregory.

3rd lad from the wessht..."Now lishteen here honey....gives me 10 o dem fuckin' spuddz wit me mate and a quadruple whiskaaay"

Dundee lad half their size kicks the feet from under the lad in front of him and all hell broke loose. Cops came and the Wessht ladeens were marched out by 8 coppers after breakin' the whole pub up. One of them had his lip hanging off and the girl serving the grub was battered to a pulp. Houghton scored I heard later. Left in disgust at my so-called Irish countrymen...fucking tramps from that part of Ireland especially when away from the auld sod.
Title: Re: Well done to the Dubs 3-in-a-row legends.
Post by: Tony on September 18, 2017, 02:09:48 pm
I forgot it was on yesterday, and me with two tickets somewhere in the drawer in the hall..
Title: Re: Well done to the Dubs 3-in-a-row legends.
Post by: Rat Catcher on September 18, 2017, 02:42:16 pm
Shame, I woulda gone with you... all you had to do was ask!
Title: Re: Well done to the Dubs 3-in-a-row legends.
Post by: Tony on September 18, 2017, 02:57:09 pm
Shame, I woulda gone with you... all you had to do was ask!


But I forgot
Title: Re: Well done to the Dubs 3-in-a-row legends.
Post by: Shallowhal on September 18, 2017, 04:29:12 pm
Shame, I woulda gone with you... all you had to do was ask!


But I forgot

A lucky escape Tony...imagine Ratty bendin yer ear about MyTaxi and 36% discounts and commission anall....you'd be tryin to get into Kens room!!
Title: Re: Well done to the Dubs 3-in-a-row legends.
Post by: Tony on September 18, 2017, 07:58:18 pm
Shame, I woulda gone with you... all you had to do was ask!


But I forgot

A lucky escape Tony...imagine Ratty bendin yer ear about MyTaxi and 36% discounts and commission anall....you'd be tryin to get into Kens room!!

 rofl
Title: Re: Well done to the Dubs 3-in-a-row legends.
Post by: Tony on September 18, 2017, 07:59:52 pm
I got the all Ireland tickets in a fishing competition in westport a while back, Just forgot about them isall.
Title: Re: Well done to the Dubs 3-in-a-row legends.
Post by: The Liffey Lip on September 19, 2017, 08:28:49 am
You lost out on a grand so. Mayo fans were forking out a monkey on Dorset St despite the undercover cops patrolling for touts.
Title: Re: Well done to the Dubs 3-in-a-row legends.
Post by: Belker on September 19, 2017, 09:07:20 am
Now this is not a novel...this happened in a bar, Harrow, London in 1994. Queuing for a carvery before the Ireland and Italy soccer match and these 3 lads ahead of me and a Psycho I worked with from Dundee.
 
First lad, "How ya darlin'...Give may a birra shicken with shum vegggies and spudzzz" I recognised the Connemara or Mayo lilt straight away. Tipped my mate from Dundee and said these cunts are animals...watch out!

Second lad from the wessht...grabs the whole "shicken" and pulls lumps off it and stuffs it down his Gregory.

3rd lad from the wessht..."Now lishteen here honey....gives me 10 o dem fuckin' spuddz wit me mate and a quadruple whiskaaay"

Dundee lad half their size kicks the feet from under the lad in front of him and all hell broke loose. Cops came and the Wessht ladeens were marched out by 8 coppers after breakin' the whole pub up. One of them had his lip hanging off and the girl serving the grub was battered to a pulp. Houghton scored I heard later. Left in disgust at my so-called Irish countrymen...fucking tramps from that part of Ireland especially when away from the auld sod.

Why would you be disgusted by your 'Irish countrymen' for retaliating after your Scottish colleague had actually started the fight ?
Title: Re: Well done to the Dubs 3-in-a-row legends.
Post by: The Liffey Lip on September 19, 2017, 09:18:02 am
He did what he did and that's his problem. He reacted to the way these thugs were treating the girl behind the counter just doing her job. I suppose that is something us Irish used to regard as chivalry. I wasn't involved in the row myself as these guys were in the building game and didn't care about getting a record and no doubt, they already had one. The Scottish man in question I knew had a serious problem with his temper...madness is a problem I think?

I would have done what he did had I not stopped to think about the consequences, but headers don't think. By the way, he didn't touch the girl in question...just bit off one of the others' lips.
Title: Re: Well done to the Dubs 3-in-a-row legends.
Post by: Belker on September 19, 2017, 09:45:10 am
He did what he did and that's his problem. He reacted to the way these thugs were treating the girl behind the counter just doing her job. I suppose that is something us Irish used to regard as chivalry....

I don't see it that way, this was your recount of events;

First lad, "How ya darlin'...Give may a birra shicken with shum vegggies and spudzzz" I recognised the Connemara or Mayo lilt straight away. Tipped my mate from Dundee and said these cunts are animals...watch out!

Second lad from the wessht...grabs the whole "shicken" and pulls lumps off it and stuffs it down his Gregory.

3rd lad from the wessht..."Now lishteen here honey....gives me 10 o dem fuckin' spuddz wit me mate and a quadruple whiskaaay"

The lads from the West referred to the young lady as "Darlin" and "Honey", that's hardly disrespectful ?
Their demeanour may have been inappropriate, but it was your Scottish work colleague that was at fault.
It was He who First assaulted the Irish lad (cowardly from behind) which led to the Melee.

....Dundee lad half their size kicks the feet from under the lad in front of him...
Title: Re: Well done to the Dubs 3-in-a-row legends.
Post by: The Liffey Lip on September 19, 2017, 11:51:06 am
Grand. As I said well done Dublin. Kerry's record is next.
Title: Re: Well done to the Dubs 3-in-a-row legends.
Post by: The Liffey Lip on September 21, 2017, 09:55:52 am
From Korea with Love Mayo folk:



Title: Re: Well done to the Dubs 3-in-a-row legends.
Post by: Shallowhal on September 21, 2017, 11:23:02 am
They should give Kim a taxi licence,the packet of Johnny blue should vive him automatic entry...or maybe re entry!!
Title: Re: Well done to the Dubs 3-in-a-row legends.
Post by: mercenary for hire on September 21, 2017, 11:25:44 am
Stephen Colbert said the only reason Trump called Kim "rocket man "recently was that he couldn't remember his name..
Title: Re: Well done to the Dubs 3-in-a-row legends.
Post by: The Liffey Lip on September 21, 2017, 11:29:31 am
Think it might have been an allusion to his sexual tendencies.
Title: Re: Well done to the Dubs 3-in-a-row legends.
Post by: mercenary for hire on September 21, 2017, 11:30:45 am
Do ya think he was calling Kim a bender in front of the UN?
Title: Re: Well done to the Dubs 3-in-a-row legends.
Post by: The Liffey Lip on September 21, 2017, 11:32:05 am
Well I know Boris once called him "Kim Wrong-Un" in front of the EU federation...who knows?