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Title: Ireland V The Danes
Post by: john m on November 11, 2017, 10:15:03 am
 Whats the story we lost to the Danes when Johnny Long Shanks and Strongbow bet the Shit our of Brian Boru in Clontarf but under the leadership of the Phenomenally successful Irish Leader Stephen Staunton we beat them 4-0 .If Ireland or Denmark were any good we would of allready  Qualified we are both second rate teams so 5/1 about Irelands useless team beating Denmarks poor team must be value .
Title: Re: Ireland V The Danes
Post by: Dr. Martin Gooter Bling on November 11, 2017, 02:45:28 pm
Denmark 2-0 Ireland
Ireland 0-0 Denmark

James McLean is a red card happening all day long.
If we go a couple of goals down he'll snap.
Title: Re: Ireland V The Danes
Post by: Cool Boola on November 11, 2017, 10:38:21 pm
We need bigger goals and more players on the team if in we want to qualify
Title: Re: Ireland V The Danes
Post by: Rat Catcher on November 12, 2017, 02:55:26 pm
5/1 about Irelands useless team beating Denmarks poor team must be value .

Liar.
Title: Re: Ireland V The Danes
Post by: Belker on November 13, 2017, 11:08:03 am
The 90 Min betting is about; 6/4 Denmark, 2/1 Draw, 2/1 Rep of Ireland.

Betting to qualify is about; 4/6 Denmark, 5/4 Rep of Ireland.
Title: Re: Ireland V The Danes
Post by: john m on November 13, 2017, 02:23:15 pm
Both teams to win 3-1 for a 5er if someone scores early then it might become a kick fest .
Title: Re: Ireland V The Danes
Post by: Belker on November 14, 2017, 11:48:46 am
It won't be a Kickfest John M, today's international players are too wary of their careers to be engaging in a Kickfest.
Title: Re: Ireland V The Danes
Post by: Dr. Martin Gooter Bling on November 14, 2017, 02:37:49 pm
If ireland go one down james mclean will get himself sent off.
Title: Re: Ireland V The Danes
Post by: john m on November 14, 2017, 04:33:07 pm
Will Ireland join other GIANTS of the game like ITALY and HOLLAND ?
Title: Re: Ireland V The Danes
Post by: john m on November 14, 2017, 04:37:00 pm
It won't be a Kickfest John M, today's international players are too wary of their careers to be engaging in a Kickfest.

Lot of the Lads playing tonight might retire from international football if they  go out .If any team goes 1 down it could get very Sunday League division 2b and a proper kickfest could open up the game and make it a classic .Two fivers Denmark to win 3-1 @33/1 and Ireland to win 3-1 @40/1
Title: Re: Ireland V The Danes
Post by: Cool Boola on November 14, 2017, 04:43:21 pm
Hey!...I played Leinster League 2b and I never kicked anyone.... We were lean an mean but kickfests are for McGregor from Crumbling.
Title: Re: Ireland V The Danes
Post by: Dr. Martin Gooter Bling on November 14, 2017, 10:05:42 pm
nothing wrong with that.
dismantled by a team that plays actual football.
Denmark should do well in Russia.
Title: Re: Ireland V The Danes
Post by: john m on November 15, 2017, 09:54:45 am
The Ghost of Bill O Herlihy appeared to Eamon Dumphy last night in Lillies as Eamo was skulling Port and Lemmon and Giles was singing Noreen Bawn in the snug ."Well Eammmmmon  what happened ,was it because we scored first and the Danes then scored 5 that beat us or was it something else ? Sweet Jasuuuuus Bill how the fuck could it be anything else that was the fucking result .O Neil is a prick he always has been and always will be just ask Liam he knows a prick when he sees one " Ah Eamon now thats not right O Neill done his best with the lads he had remember there is no Mc Grath ,Townsend Stapleton  or Ronnie Whelan to pick from the present group of players are the present group of players squaked Johnny " Thats Bollox Liam and you know it ,if O Neill had of played Wes in goal and Wes as center half and in the traditional number ten role with Wes up front on his own then we would of at least had a good strong spine in the team and we could of pushed on from there .You also need to ask is Roy Keane taking the piss .When Keane was playing he like Giles was a hard man he wouldnt of let that big Danish lad away with scoring a hat trick with out a good kicking he would of let him know he was there so would Giles they would of been hanging the Danes shin skin off their peg in the dressing room at halftime .

 "Whats the future now for this team ?for O Neill and for John Delaney? ."Bill great Irish players like O Shea and Wesley Hoolihan will hang up their jersies never to grace the verdant fields of Lansdown ever again O Neill can go fuck off but that Delaney bollox I knew we were fucked when I heard that Michael Bouble was going to play here next year during the World Cup blasting out his hit song Home the bleeding Irony it was our Home form that fucked us .Just to think I once called Jackie Charlton a Clown we need to go and get Harry Rednap to manage the Republic .Give us a large port and lemon there garson and give Giles another pint of Cider .........Johnny sing the one about the fella that got shot "
Title: Re: Ireland V The Danes
Post by: The Liffey Lip on November 15, 2017, 10:51:29 am
Trappatoni told the gobshite Irish public they were crap, but we chose not to listen. They think it's all over...............it is now. Wholly inferior team and a group-cluster-fuck waiting to happen.
Title: Re: Ireland V The Danes
Post by: john m on November 15, 2017, 11:07:59 am
If we read the signs .Italy were crap who the fuck is their manager and Holland were managed by a stranger as well .International football is at a low point lads on big wage packets dont want to be giving up their summer holidays to play for medals .They prefer to rest so they are available to get paid their bobo for points gained and appearences .Scoles ,Shearer ,Rooney Beckam all retired from International football to stretch out their league careers .To much football on telly as soon as Rupert Murdock decides to stop bidding for the TV rights the bollox will fall out of it .Kerry Packer tried to buy up Cricket in the 70 now you can hardly find a test match on telly, if the money is not behind the sport it will die .McGregor kicking shit out of some scroat is the new sport .China.India  and the USA have fuckall interest in Soccer soon it will be as popular as Darts or Snooker .Just look how desperate FIFA is the next 3 world cups Russia ,China ,Qutar hotbeads of Soccer and Sporting greatness .
Title: Re: Ireland V The Danes
Post by: Tony on November 15, 2017, 11:35:14 am
Who won?
Title: Re: Ireland V The Danes
Post by: john m on November 15, 2017, 11:44:37 am
If you have to ask Anto you dont need to know ..
Title: Re: Ireland V The Danes
Post by: Dr. Martin Gooter Bling on November 15, 2017, 12:31:12 pm
there should have been alarm bells ringing the moment we realised martin was not going to unfuck the trappatoni hit and hope long ball garbage. Couple that with the park the bus routine with a precarious 1-0 lead bollix.  How many times have we heard martin say "when teams play us they can expect a large portion of the ball" etc. Dont forget to tell everybody we have'nt got a game plan and we're fucking shite as well while you're at it martin... Talking about defeatist bullshit. It's maddening anti-football garbage is what it is. The Irish national team set up has been a monty python sketch for a long, long time.
Title: Re: Ireland V The Danes
Post by: Belker on November 15, 2017, 02:11:31 pm
The Irish national team set up has been a monty python sketch for a long, long time.

And it always will be as soccer is not the first choice fer young Irish lads, as the GAA have first dibbs and then it's either Rugby or Soccer fer those that don't go to the GAA.
Mostly we just get the rejects from the English leagues who have an Irish parent or grand-parent and who want to play international football, but know they are not good enough to make the England team.