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Taxi Talk / Re: IMMIGRANT
« Last post by Shallow Hal on Today at 08:08:12 pm »
Does she fuk......she knows how to play our system though!!
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Taxi Talk / Re: IMMIGRANT
« Last post by Tarmac on Today at 08:04:46 pm »
Heard she going home for the afCON semi - finals .
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Taxi Talk / Re: IMMIGRANT
« Last post by silverbullet on Today at 07:59:11 pm »
Mother-of-four jailed for two years for €100,000 social welfare fraud
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Declan Brennan
January 25 2022 5:25 PM

A mother-of-four who fraudulently claimed more than €100,000 in child welfare and single parent benefits has been jailed for two years.
Lawyers for Janet Agbontaen (55) told Dublin Circuit Criminal Court that she was under the control of a domineering and violent husband when she committed the thefts and frauds.

The court heard when the Nigerian native arrived in Dublin Airport in April 2001 heavily pregnant and under a false identity, she claimed to be from Sierra Leone and sought asylum.

Five months later she made a second claim of asylum under her real identity and claimed she had arrived in Ireland the day before.

For the next eight years she lived here under two identities, one of which was fake. Under the false identity she fraudulently claimed around €55,000 in child benefit claims, €3,000 in early childcare allowance, and around €83,700 in one parent family payments.

In 2002 she took a judicial review against a deportation order relating to her and her children under the false identities. Her sworn statements to the High Court are the basis for charges of perjury or perverting the course of justice.

Lorcan Staines SC, prosecuting, told the court that because of the varyingly false accounts of her children she gave in her application to stay here, the Minister was unknowingly seeking to deport an Irish citizen.
I'm probably jumping the gun here but, to paraphrase Markmiwurdz: Does she play football?
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Taxi Talk / IMMIGRANT
« Last post by Tarmac on Today at 06:52:36 pm »
Mother-of-four jailed for two years for €100,000 social welfare fraud
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Declan Brennan
January 25 2022 5:25 PM

A mother-of-four who fraudulently claimed more than €100,000 in child welfare and single parent benefits has been jailed for two years.
Lawyers for Janet Agbontaen (55) told Dublin Circuit Criminal Court that she was under the control of a domineering and violent husband when she committed the thefts and frauds.

The court heard when the Nigerian native arrived in Dublin Airport in April 2001 heavily pregnant and under a false identity, she claimed to be from Sierra Leone and sought asylum.

Five months later she made a second claim of asylum under her real identity and claimed she had arrived in Ireland the day before.

For the next eight years she lived here under two identities, one of which was fake. Under the false identity she fraudulently claimed around €55,000 in child benefit claims, €3,000 in early childcare allowance, and around €83,700 in one parent family payments.

In 2002 she took a judicial review against a deportation order relating to her and her children under the false identities. Her sworn statements to the High Court are the basis for charges of perjury or perverting the course of justice.

Lorcan Staines SC, prosecuting, told the court that because of the varyingly false accounts of her children she gave in her application to stay here, the Minister was unknowingly seeking to deport an Irish citizen.
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Taxi Talk / Re: 17 MARCH 2022
« Last post by watty on Today at 06:27:38 pm »
Beer Belly
Some guy looked at my beer belly in the bar last night and asked sarcastically "Is that Budweiser or Heineken?"

My response: "There's a tap underneath, taste it for yourself."

 rofl
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Taxi Talk / Re: 17 MARCH 2022
« Last post by silverbullet on Today at 06:05:07 pm »
Hmm what? I drink jd but wouldn't piss on bud. What don't you get? I know they're both American. Jd = good, bud = piss.
What is the difference between a Budweiser and a clit?
The clit tastes like piss only in the beginning

 A horse joke:
The CEO of Miller says to the bartender, "I want the best beer you have, a Miller Lite."

"Oh no," says the Budweiser CEO. "Your head is on backwards. Me, I'll have the king of beers, a Budweiser."

"I'll have the only beer brewed with Rocky Mountain spring water," chimes in the Coors CEO, looking awfully pleased with himself. "Gimme a Coors."

The Guinness CEO thinks for a minute. Eventually he says "I'll have a Coke."

The other CEOs look at him, confused. "Why aren't you drinking a Guinness?"

The Guinness CEO sighs. "Well, I figured if you guys weren't drinking beer, I wouldn't either."



Beer Belly
Some guy looked at my beer belly in the bar last night and asked sarcastically "Is that Budweiser or Heineken?"

My response: "There's a tap underneath, taste it for yourself."
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Taxi Talk / Re: Mask Me bollox
« Last post by silverbullet on Today at 05:49:58 pm »
ah Bullit me old Mate you do not need any written exemption  Some people think Asthma  is an exemption it is not .But I had major surgery on My throat twenty years ago all my soft pallet and uvula removed which caused a gagging reaction In fact this surgery has now been Discontinued .There is not a Doctor or Judge of Taxi regulator could disprove my medical reason for not wearing a mask and during the shamdemic I never asked anybody to wear one as I do not have the relevent qualification to judge their exemption .Im an Old fashioned Libertarian like that .
It must be a pain in the arse explaining that to every intending passenger, your throat must be raw!

I fukin doubt it Silver...in fact i'd say they put in a self lubricating nodule.....and gave him Steve Austins fingers at the same time....he can talk and type for Ireland!!
Sign on all Ermy's windows should be mandatory...


"Engaging with the driver can be injurious to your mental health" 8)
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Taxi Talk / Re: Boom bang a bang bang
« Last post by silverbullet on Today at 05:47:44 pm »
Ermy, you enjoy sitting around with the idea of earning a passive income, watch this:


Our version is IRL.GOV/tender IIRC.
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Taxi Talk / Re: nct screen
« Last post by silverbullet on Today at 05:44:09 pm »
We pay for a retest, €30. Happened me last year when they failed me for no parcel shelf in my car. Cnuts.
Whats a Parcel shelf ?

It's the shelf thing that separates the boot from the back window in a hatchback.

I don't know why car manufacturers don't use tonneau covers in all their vehicles instead of parcel shelves,much handier to store away if carrying bigger loads,the parcel shelf just becomes another awkward object to store in those situations.
+1
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