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john m

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When friends crash
« on: July 23, 2021, 03:14:07 pm »
Peter,Paul and Mary are at a Gaff Party the night of the Mc Gregor fight after the fight Peter is twisted Drunk legless so Paul drives his car Home he is Sober dosent drink Mary drives her car .They are in one of the new housing estates with parking spaces outside the Appartments .As Paul is driving out Mary has a minor fender bender nothing to write home about .They get out of the car have a look then drive home .Marys oul fella sees the damage to the bumper asks what happened Im sure Mary told porkies but the oul fella took the car to Ford and got a damage report one of the plastic clips that hold the bumper on is broken and the garage suggest a new bumper and a service engineer to examine the car further when the bumper is removed ..So Marys oulfella makes he make an insurance claim as he thinks its not her fault but in fact she reversed into Paul .

 Now Peters insurance ring him and ask why he didnt report the accident .He tells them he didnt know he was pissed and Paul was driving .Peter has fully comp so anybody over 25 with a full licence can drive .Peter gets an accident report form you know the one draw a picture tell what happens so does Peter .Now is where it gets messy Peter gets a Phone call yesterday from the Insurance to talk them through the incident he tells them he was pissed asleep in the car when the alleged incident happened .They ring Paul and ask him he tells them that both Peter and Mary had drink taken and he drove because he didnt drink .A casual question where did you get the keys he says he took them out of Peters pocket .

 Now the Insurance company are saying that Paul was not covered by insurance as Peter didnt ask him to drive or was to drunk to give permission to anybody to drive his vehicle . Mary is looking to Claim off of Pauls insurance as he is insured to drive other cars third party on his policy .She or her oulfella are saying if Paul dosent cover the 900 for the bumper they will report him to the Gards for driving a vehicle without the owners permission (stolen vehicle ).

How the fuck do you get out of this mess .

Offline Bob Shillin

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Re: When friends crash
« Reply #1 on: July 23, 2021, 03:17:10 pm »
Take yer OCD pills FFS.
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 it doesn't hurt when it begins,
 but as it works its' way on in
the pain gets stronger,
watch it grin.."

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Re: When friends crash
« Reply #2 on: July 23, 2021, 03:21:39 pm »
Peter,Paul and Mary are at a Gaff Party the night of the Mc Gregor fight after the fight Peter is twisted Drunk legless so Paul drives his car Home he is Sober dosent drink Mary drives her car .They are in one of the new housing estates with parking spaces outside the Appartments .As Paul is driving out Mary has a minor fender bender nothing to write home about .They get out of the car have a look then drive home .Marys oul fella sees the damage to the bumper asks what happened Im sure Mary told porkies but the oul fella took the car to Ford and got a damage report one of the plastic clips that hold the bumper on is broken and the garage suggest a new bumper and a service engineer to examine the car further when the bumper is removed ..So Marys oulfella makes he make an insurance claim as he thinks its not her fault but in fact she reversed into Paul .

 Now Peters insurance ring him and ask why he didnt report the accident .He tells them he didnt know he was pissed and Paul was driving .Peter has fully comp so anybody over 25 with a full licence can drive .Peter gets an accident report form you know the one draw a picture tell what happens so does Peter .Now is where it gets messy Peter gets a Phone call yesterday from the Insurance to talk them through the incident he tells them he was pissed asleep in the car when the alleged incident happened .They ring Paul and ask him he tells them that both Peter and Mary had drink taken and he drove because he didnt drink .A casual question where did you get the keys he says he took them out of Peters pocket .

 Now the Insurance company are saying that Paul was not covered by insurance as Peter didnt ask him to drive or was to drunk to give permission to anybody to drive his vehicle . Mary is looking to Claim off of Pauls insurance as he is insured to drive other cars third party on his policy .She or her oulfella are saying if Paul dosent cover the 900 for the bumper they will report him to the Gards for driving a vehicle without the owners permission (stolen vehicle ).

How the fuck do you get out of this mess .

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Re: When friends crash
« Reply #5 on: July 23, 2021, 04:25:14 pm »
Here is another bit of Insurance Information for You .If your kids are looking for first Insurance some companies will give a discount if they took their lessons with the ISM .but you need to ask .

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Re: When friends crash
« Reply #6 on: July 23, 2021, 07:35:11 pm »
Peter,Paul and Mary are at a Gaff Party the night of the Mc Gregor fight after the fight Peter is twisted Drunk legless so Paul drives his car Home he is Sober dosent drink Mary drives her car .They are in one of the new housing estates with parking spaces outside the Appartments .As Paul is driving out Mary has a minor fender bender nothing to write home about .They get out of the car have a look then drive home .Marys oul fella sees the damage to the bumper asks what happened Im sure Mary told porkies but the oul fella took the car to Ford and got a damage report one of the plastic clips that hold the bumper on is broken and the garage suggest a new bumper and a service engineer to examine the car further when the bumper is removed ..So Marys oulfella makes he make an insurance claim as he thinks its not her fault but in fact she reversed into Paul .

 Now Peters insurance ring him and ask why he didnt report the accident .He tells them he didnt know he was pissed and Paul was driving .Peter has fully comp so anybody over 25 with a full licence can drive .Peter gets an accident report form you know the one draw a picture tell what happens so does Peter .Now is where it gets messy Peter gets a Phone call yesterday from the Insurance to talk them through the incident he tells them he was pissed asleep in the car when the alleged incident happened .They ring Paul and ask him he tells them that both Peter and Mary had drink taken and he drove because he didnt drink .A casual question where did you get the keys he says he took them out of Peters pocket .

 Now the Insurance company are saying that Paul was not covered by insurance as Peter didnt ask him to drive or was to drunk to give permission to anybody to drive his vehicle . Mary is looking to Claim off of Pauls insurance as he is insured to drive other cars third party on his policy .She or her oulfella are saying if Paul dosent cover the 900 for the bumper they will report him to the Gards for driving a vehicle without the owners permission (stolen vehicle ).

How the fuck do you get out of this mess .

Ide say if judge Judy was half way tru readin that Johnny.......
She'd open a bottle of vodka  an get Rat arsed pissed....

 


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