17 MARCH 2022

[Belker]

When I say cheap plonk what I mean is cheap vodka (Tamova or Rackmaninoff) at 13 Euro per bottle and sell fer 33 with a mixer + delivery (back in the day).

The only decent gargle from a can I have found to be Druids cider or Bud,
I dread the thought of Guinness from a can !

Rackmaninoff?

Rachmaninoff from Lidl is the correct answer, I had to google it !

[Horse]

Whatever they put in that American shite it can't be good for your system.  I've had worse hangovers from a few pints of budweiser than a skin full of whisky,  again American,  Jack Daniels.  I'd say they pump it full of preservatives and chemicals.  Hence I haven't drank it in over 25 years.

[silverbullet]

When I say cheap plonk what I mean is cheap vodka (Tamova or Rackmaninoff) at 13 Euro per bottle and sell fer 33 with a mixer + delivery (back in the day).

The only decent gargle from a can I have found to be Druids cider or Bud,
I dread the thought of Guinness from a can !

Rackmaninoff?

Rachmaninoff from Lidl is the correct answer, I had to google it !

The name though, calling raw alcohol after a famous composer. I'll bet most of it is used as hand
sanitiser.

[silverbullet]

Whatever they put in that American shite it can't be good for your system.  I've had worse hangovers from a few pints of budweiser than a skin full of whisky,  again American,  Jack Daniels.  I'd say they pump it full of preservatives and chemicals.  Hence I haven't drank it in over 25 years.

JD is lovely. I drank it around the world. When I saw the price in South Africa I converted to Morgan Spiced Rum. They didn't sell it here in 2006...they do now.

[Belker]

..... or Jack Daniels on occasion is all I drink.....

Whatever they put in that American shite it can't be good for your system.  I've had worse hangovers from a few pints of budweiser than a skin full of whisky,  again American,  Jack Daniels.  I'd say they pump it full of preservatives and chemicals.  Hence I haven't drank it in over 25 years.

H'mm ....

[Horse]

Hmm what? I drink jd but wouldn't piss on bud. What don't you get? I know they're both American. Jd = good, bud = piss.

[silverbullet]

Hmm what? I drink jd but wouldn't piss on bud. What don't you get? I know they're both American. Jd = good, bud = piss.

What is the difference between a Budweiser and a clit?
The clit tastes like piss only in the beginning

 A horse joke:
The CEO of Miller says to the bartender, "I want the best beer you have, a Miller Lite."

"Oh no," says the Budweiser CEO. "Your head is on backwards. Me, I'll have the king of beers, a Budweiser."

"I'll have the only beer brewed with Rocky Mountain spring water," chimes in the Coors CEO, looking awfully pleased with himself. "Gimme a Coors."

The Guinness CEO thinks for a minute. Eventually he says "I'll have a Coke."

The other CEOs look at him, confused. "Why aren't you drinking a Guinness?"

The Guinness CEO sighs. "Well, I figured if you guys weren't drinking beer, I wouldn't either."



Beer Belly
Some guy looked at my beer belly in the bar last night and asked sarcastically "Is that Budweiser or Heineken?"

My response: "There's a tap underneath, taste it for yourself."

[watty]

Beer Belly
Some guy looked at my beer belly in the bar last night and asked sarcastically "Is that Budweiser or Heineken?"

My response: "There's a tap underneath, taste it for yourself."