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Philosophy
« on: June 16, 2022, 06:07:14 am »
Im down the flats last night watching Big Dommo trying to make homebrew in the bath .He has started to make his own since it went up .Im sitting on the Shitter and like most of me best thinking I do is on the Shitter .I asked Big Dommo this question ."What was the happiest Day of your Life ?I recon the answer is I never had one ........


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Re: Philosophy
« Reply #1 on: June 16, 2022, 08:41:03 am »
A few suggestions .The day I got married ..really would you do it again ?
Day kids were born ...They now call you a cunt ?
Bought first house ....30 years of payments and new kitchens .bathrooms and windows .
New car ....That fucking thing haunted me .
 if you really think about it what day of your life would you want to live again ? 66,000 days and not one outstanding .

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Re: Philosophy
« Reply #2 on: June 16, 2022, 09:24:47 am »
I always dreamed of livin in Iceland.....I used to have visions wen I was a younger an i was always plannin it but fuk it i never went ...think bjork started me off ...used to fancy her ... an me mate met her in iceland in a bar an said she was buckled an pissed as a fart  an a total mad cnut an that made me luv her more

Anyway
 wen armageddion arrives ...that'll be the place to be
Yu won't need a gun neither  lol

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Re: Philosophy
« Reply #3 on: June 16, 2022, 09:32:10 am »
I always dreamed of livin in Iceland.....I used to have visions wen I was a younger an i was always plannin it but fuk it i never went ...think bjork started me off ...used to fancy her ... an me mate met her in iceland in a bar an said she was buckled an pissed as a fart  an a total mad cnut an that made me luv her more

Anyway
 wen armageddion arrives ...that'll be the place to be
Yu won't need a gun neither  lol
When I was there in 1982 Keflavik was mainly a U.S forward air base, and might be again. I stayed out on Heimaey in the Westman Islands, so named because that's where the Vikings kept their Irish slaves.

https://www.lonelyplanet.com/iceland/heimaey


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Re: Philosophy
« Reply #4 on: June 16, 2022, 10:58:33 am »


Here's octys 10 commandments to happiness johnny

No 1
Yull be happier wen yu realise yull never be happy

No 2
Stop bein nice ....

No3
 be a " bit of a cnut"

No 4
Think of yurself before others ...you've enough to be gettin on wit takin care of yurself

No 5
Keep yur mouth shut
Don't talk to apes ...ther fukin dangerous animals ....
If it wernt for the law ...there'd be murder ,rape and pillage on every street ...remember apes are total an absolute cunts an only for social restraints , they'd kill  you

No 6
Alcohol makes you weak

No 7
Trust nobody

No 8
Never apologise ever

No 9
Never participate  in your abuse by others

No 10
Never bow to anyone ..

No 11
Maths is very important

No 12
Never borrow.....an never lend ...ever

No 13
That voice in yur head that's givin out to you ....he's an absolute cunt ... tell him to fuk off ...the other voice that's says yur a great bloke is the real you

No 14
Never steal .... karma will attack yu

No 15
Never hurt an animal unless it's an ape ....yur entitled to defend yurself against dangerous animals

No 16
Working too hard is a replacement for emptiness ..

No 17
The more stuff you have ....the unhappier yull be ....get rid of everything ...empty the shed an get a skip ...an fuck everything in the bin

No 18
 go alone into nature

No 19
Have a shower every day...don't be smelly

No 20

If you need to go on holiday then your life is  probly shit ....

No 21
If yur bird is a pain in the bollix ....get another one ...thers loads of  better ones  out ther 

No 22
Accept you don't have friends ....you have acquaintance

No 23
 I'll finish this later ...its a work in progress....
Tink ...zz   ...its nap time zzz ::sleep


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Re: Philosophy
« Reply #5 on: June 16, 2022, 07:28:40 pm »
@ Octaviusensen  now living in Iceland



Iceland at it's finest,once a year festival there,everyone can go-all ages are there,Sigur Ros headlined it this particular year.


Fukkin excellent track.

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Re: Philosophy
« Reply #6 on: June 16, 2022, 07:30:35 pm »


Here's octys 10 commandments to happiness johnny

No 1
Yull be happier wen yu realise yull never be happy

No 2
Stop bein nice ....

No3
 be a " bit of a cnut"

No 4
Think of yurself before others ...you've enough to be gettin on wit takin care of yurself

No 5
Keep yur mouth shut
Don't talk to apes ...ther fukin dangerous animals ....
If it wernt for the law ...there'd be murder ,rape and pillage on every street ...remember apes are total an absolute cunts an only for social restraints , they'd kill  you

No 6
Alcohol makes you weak

No 7
Trust nobody

No 8
Never apologise ever

No 9
Never participate  in your abuse by others

No 10
Never bow to anyone ..

No 11
Maths is very important

No 12
Never borrow.....an never lend ...ever

No 13
That voice in yur head that's givin out to you ....he's an absolute cunt ... tell him to fuk off ...the other voice that's says yur a great bloke is the real you

No 14
Never steal .... karma will attack yu

No 15
Never hurt an animal unless it's an ape ....yur entitled to defend yurself against dangerous animals

No 16
Working too hard is a replacement for emptiness ..

No 17
The more stuff you have ....the unhappier yull be ....get rid of everything ...empty the shed an get a skip ...an fuck everything in the bin

No 18
 go alone into nature

No 19
Have a shower every day...don't be smelly

No 20

If you need to go on holiday then your life is  probly shit ....

No 21
If yur bird is a pain in the bollix ....get another one ...thers loads of  better ones  out ther 

No 22
Accept you don't have friends ....you have acquaintance

No 23
 I'll finish this later ...its a work in progress....
Tink ...zz   ...its nap time zzz ::sleep

24 learn to count , you said 10.

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Re: Philosophy
« Reply #7 on: June 16, 2022, 08:35:04 pm »
@ Octaviusensen  now living in Iceland

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KbPWi1gshzI

Iceland at it's finest,once a year festival there,everyone can go-all ages are there,Sigur Ros headlined it this particular year.


Fukkin excellent track.


Very cold play marko .....but wit a bit  of balls  :2cheers

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Re: Philosophy
« Reply #8 on: June 16, 2022, 09:19:34 pm »
@ Tarmac Philosophically speaking what is 10 ? lol lol lol lol

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Re: Philosophy
« Reply #9 on: June 17, 2022, 09:38:42 am »
@ Octaviusensen  now living in Iceland

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KbPWi1gshzI

Iceland at it's finest,once a year festival there,everyone can go-all ages are there,Sigur Ros headlined it this particular year.


Fukkin excellent track.


Very cold play marko .....but wit a bit  of balls  :2cheers

A Nation on a First Name Basis – The Icelandic Naming System Explained
CULTURE, HISTORY, ICELAND, SOCIETY
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By G. Hauksdóttir7:59 pm January 29, 2016
It is worth mentioning that if you look up a name in the phone book in Iceland you look by first name. The whole culture is on a first name basis. Students call teachers by first names, subordinates call bosses by first name, patients call the doctor by first name and so on and so forth, everything is by first name. It is a name system that makes it harder for good ol’ European hierarchy to flourish in the country. In fact, by tradition there are no proper last names in Iceland. There are only first names, and then the person simply is the son or daughter of their father and more recently also their mother. This is the patronymic naming system and the growing matronymic naming system of Iceland. A last name referrers to immediate father or mother rather than family history although that does also exist, but almost marginally. A growing trend is to give a child a last name referring to both parents, for example the current mayor of Reykjavík is named Dagur Bergþóruson Eggertsson (Dagur son of Bergþóra son of Eggert) Dagur means Day by the way. That’s another thing worth mentioning, first names almost always have an existing meaning in the language.

The Example of Jón

Lets take an example of a humble Jón, his father’s name is Ari and his mother’s name is Anna. When Jón was born he had no name, he was simply registered by default Drengur (boy) Arason. After his birth his parents had time to decide on a name and register it. His last name could become either Arason (son of Ari) or Önnuson (son of Anna), but by default it goes to the father unless otherwise registered. Lets say they were a fairly alternative family and they decided refer to his mother when naming him so he becomes Jón Önnuson. Icelandic first names follow the grammatical rules of nouns; they change by gender and case system hence turning the daughter of Anna into Önnudóttir. Anna, his mother, however is also someone’s daughter, so she will have her father’s first name in her last name, lets say his name is Geir, so her full name is Anna Geirsdóttir, Anna the daughter of Geir (this become relevant later).

When Jón is blessed with a child later in his life, he stays true to his alternative family and decides for a very unusual name for his child. Then he must submit the name to Mannanafnanefnd, the Name Committee, they must review it, and until they validate it, the child is simply registered as Boy or Girl Jónsson or –daughter: Stúlka (girl) Jónssdóttir or Drengur (boy) Jónsson. Lets say Jón has a daughter, Stúlka Jónsdóttir and the name committee does not approve the unusual name her father applied for. The verdict might come after years of debate with the committee, even the name in the girl’s passport is written Stúlka Jónsdóttir. Jón finally surrenders, he is no longer venturous in his name giving and decides to name is daughter after his beloved mother, another common practice in Iceland. Her name then becomes Anna Jónsdóttir and she must reapply for a passport.

Anna the daughter of Jón, the son of Anna, the daughter of Geir etc.

When Anna Jónsdóttir turns 80 years old, hopefully after a fruitful and inspired life, she has a big anniversary and they might write about her in the birthday column in the newspapers. Older generation Icelanders read this column, it tells us about her life, to whom she married, who are her children etc. And we can read her name generations back. Anna Jónsdóttir, Önnuson, Geirsdóttir, and so on and so forth first name by first name – To complicated? Ok lets just stop at two generations.


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Re: Philosophy
« Reply #10 on: June 17, 2022, 05:31:05 pm »
@ Tarmac Philosophically speaking what is 10 ? lol lol lol lol

There are 10 types of people in this world, those who understand binary and those who don't


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A joke used by those who are savvy in mathematics. The joke is funny because it makes the point that the person saying the phrase only understands the decimal system, which relies on numbers in groups of 10. The binary system relies on numbers in groups of 2. If the speaker of the phrase had been able to understand binary, he/she would've said the phrase correctly, "there are 2 types of people...".

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Re: Philosophy
« Reply #11 on: June 17, 2022, 05:40:14 pm »
I refer yiz to octys 10 commandments  no 11

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Re: Philosophy
« Reply #12 on: June 17, 2022, 08:04:11 pm »
I refer yiz to octys 10 commandments  no 11



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Re: Philosophy
« Reply #13 on: June 18, 2022, 11:31:16 am »
A robber will wear a mask a thief will wear a smile .

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Re: Philosophy
« Reply #14 on: June 18, 2022, 07:03:39 pm »
A robber will wear a mask a thief will wear a smile .
My Dad used to say "A thief gets himself into trouble, a liar gets many into trouble."

Also:
A good liar must have a good memory. Kissinger is a stupendous liar with a remarkable memory.“ —  Christopher Hitchens

Source: https://quotepark.com/quotes/1873157-christopher-hitchens-a-good-liar-must-have-a-good-memory-kissinger-is/

 


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