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Re: Irishman in 'voyage for madmen' yacht race.
« Reply #15 on: September 11, 2022, 03:04:51 pm »
Head to head for a Nifty .Guy V Wacker .For the interest .I know fuck all about sailing .But we will get a bit of entertainment out of watching the plot on the map .Your on for a Fifty .
Naw, not fair, Lawless is ahead by a few knots (whatever a knot is ?), can we settle on my Fifty Vs your Forty ? and we get months of entertainment outta it !
To add out of respect, bet void if either demises along the perilous journey.

Here's your 'Guy';
https://goldengloberace.com/skippers/guy-de-boer/
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Re: Irishman in 'voyage for madmen' yacht race.
« Reply #16 on: September 11, 2022, 03:14:28 pm »
Leave it an even 50 .A few knots wont matter this will be won by weeks if any of them survive .Great to see a real sport for Lunatics .
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Re: Irishman in 'voyage for madmen' yacht race.
« Reply #17 on: September 11, 2022, 04:07:21 pm »
Leave it an even 50 .A few knots wont matter this will be won by weeks if any of them survive .Great to see a real sport for Lunatics .
OK, Grand, we are 'ON'. Impossible to set any hard and fast rules as neither of us know Fook all about yachting, but I'm sure we will work it out as gentlemen. And as Pat has a slight advantage then I will add a 'Score Bobo' if Guy beats Pat home by over 24 hours, and bet void if either demises on the journey, if such an event happened then I could not stomach making a profit on it.

It's a great sporting event and I admire all the nut-jobs whom participate in the 'Voyage fer Madmen'.

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Re: Irishman in 'voyage for madmen' yacht race.
« Reply #18 on: September 12, 2022, 03:24:23 pm »
Pat still holding 3rd place, Guy sailing a bit further off the coast seems to be moving faster and holding 5th place overall.

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Re: Irishman in 'voyage for madmen' yacht race.
« Reply #19 on: September 13, 2022, 09:25:11 am »
AHARRRR Ken Lad Guy sailing close to the wind down the Old Rum runners track .He be a shrewd old Salty Dog ,Probably singing a few Shantys to stir the blood ....
 
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Re: Irishman in 'voyage for madmen' yacht race.
« Reply #20 on: September 13, 2022, 07:48:44 pm »
AHARRRR Ken Lad Guy sailing close to the wind down the Old Rum runners track .He be a shrewd old Salty Dog ,Probably singing a few Shantys to stir the blood ....http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lLGLUSzzuWU


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Re: Irishman in 'voyage for madmen' yacht race.
« Reply #21 on: September 13, 2022, 09:51:15 pm »
On the good ship Venus
 You really should of seen us .
Sucking a dead mans Penis .
The First mates name was morgan
 A bastard from Stillorgan ,
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Re: Irishman in 'voyage for madmen' yacht race.
« Reply #22 on: September 14, 2022, 06:06:11 pm »
On the good ship Venus
 You really should of seen us .
Sucking a dead mans Penis .
The First mates name was morgan
 A bastard from Stillorgan ,


Ahoy scurvey's !
Listen to this then,
It was on the good ship Venus,
By Christ, ya should've seen us,
The figurehead was a whore in bed,
And the mast, a mammoth penis
The captain of this lugger
He was a dirty bugger
He wasn't fit to shovel shit
From one place to another
Friggin' in the riggin' !
Friggin' in the riggin' !
There was fuck all else to do.

Captain's name was Morgan
By Christ, he was a gorgon
Ten times a day sweet tunes he'd play
On his fuckin' organ.

The first mate's name was Cooper
By Christ he was a trooper
He jerked and jerked until he worked
Himself into a stupor,
Friggin' in the riggin' !
Friggin' in the riggin' !
There was fuck all else to do.

Hold on !
Give it some bollocks !

The second mate was Andy
By Christ, he had a dandy
'Til they crushed his cock on a jagged rock
From cumming in the brandy,
The cabin boy was Flipper
He was a fuckin' nipper
He stuffed his ass with broken glass
And circumcised the skipper,
Friggin' in the riggin' !
Friggin' in the riggin' !
There was fuck all else to do.

The Captain's wife was Mabel
To fuck she was not able
So the dirty shits, they nailed her tits
Across the bar-room table.
The Captain had a daughter
Who fell in deep sea water
Delighted squeals we knew the eels
Had found 'er sexual quarters
Friggin' in the riggin' !
Friggin' in the riggin' !
There was fuck all else to do !!




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Re: Irishman in 'voyage for madmen' yacht race.
« Reply #23 on: September 14, 2022, 06:28:07 pm »
AHARRRR Ken Lad Guy sailing close to the wind down the Old Rum runners track .He be a shrewd old Salty Dog ,Probably singing a few Shantys to stir the blood ....
After all the infantile stuff is over....

Some Indian guy 'Tomy' has snook up in to 3rd place,
Simon and Tapio still hold Top spots at a fraction,
with Guy sneaking up in to 4th ahead of Pat in Fifth.
The South African 'Auld doll' Kirsten is in 6th place
and could be a contender....  (If She had a Prick !).

As they head in to African waters it might tell a few Boy's from the Men !

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Re: Irishman in 'voyage for madmen' yacht race.
« Reply #24 on: September 15, 2022, 03:39:47 am »
Guy knows what he is doing as he goes  the Round the Cape of Good Hope he will surge into the lead only to be becalmed before entering the roaring Forties .Where Sea creatures and monsters and Craggans come up from the deep and the Mari Celest or the Flying Dutch man appears to him as sunstroke and sea Feaver begin to really turn the mad men mad .
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Re: Irishman in 'voyage for madmen' yacht race.
« Reply #25 on: September 15, 2022, 11:39:34 am »
Checking out the Field Ken a lot of fallers .Its worse than the old Grand National and they havent gone a few fences yet .
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Re: Irishman in 'voyage for madmen' yacht race.
« Reply #26 on: September 15, 2022, 07:38:19 pm »
Guy knows what he is doing as he goes  the Round the Cape of Good Hope he will surge into the lead only to be becalmed before entering the roaring Forties .Where Sea creatures and monsters and Craggans come up from the deep and the Mari Celest or the Flying Dutch man appears to him as sunstroke and sea Feaver begin to really turn the mad men mad .
I was in Cape Aghulas in 2007, the southernmost tip of the African continent.

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Re: Irishman in 'voyage for madmen' yacht race.
« Reply #27 on: September 16, 2022, 06:35:59 am »
A good day fer Guy now showing in 4th place just ahead of Pat.
Guy was at 7 knots yesterday, I never seen any of them over 7 knots before.
Keep an eye on the South African beur in the outside lane !

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Re: Irishman in 'voyage for madmen' yacht race.
« Reply #28 on: September 16, 2022, 07:35:30 am »
A good day fer Guy now showing in 4th place just ahead of Pat.
Guy was at 7 knots yesterday, I never seen any of them over 7 knots before.
Keep an eye on the South African beur in the outside lane !

its a trade off The Young Men have the strength ,the older lads were married will enjoy the peace and quiet .To win our bet all you might have to do is finish .Recon there wont be many finishers .Hard to keep going when you are days or even weeks behind the leader .

how do they know exactly where they are when no tech is supposed to be allowed on board ?
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Re: Irishman in 'voyage for madmen' yacht race.
« Reply #29 on: September 16, 2022, 08:22:50 am »
It's not no tech, it's 1968 tech only, as in the first year the race was held.
What 1968 tech actually is I have no idea but you could prob find it on the race website.

 


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