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Offline Cool Boola

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Punography
« on: November 16, 2022, 11:16:10 pm »


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Re: Punography
« Reply #1 on: November 17, 2022, 06:03:46 am »
I entered 10 puns in a pun competition in a magazine hoping to get one of them in the top 3,no pun in ten did.

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Re: Punography
« Reply #2 on: November 17, 2022, 09:27:04 am »
 rofl rofl rofl lol
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Re: Punography
« Reply #3 on: November 17, 2022, 01:26:33 pm »
I entered 10 puns in a pun competition in a magazine hoping to get one of them in the top 3,no pun in ten did.
Nice one. 8)

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Re: Punography
« Reply #4 on: November 17, 2022, 01:33:31 pm »

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Re: Punography
« Reply #5 on: November 19, 2022, 01:28:55 am »
What do you call a cow with no legs?
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Re: Punography
« Reply #6 on: November 19, 2022, 10:06:30 am »
What do you call a cow with no legs?
  poor cnut ? 

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Re: Punography
« Reply #7 on: November 19, 2022, 10:51:27 am »
There is no end to your talents Octy.! rofl
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Re: Punography
« Reply #8 on: November 19, 2022, 11:07:18 am »
Why does Santa have a big sack……….He only comes once a year   rofl rofl ::fds
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Re: Punography
« Reply #9 on: November 19, 2022, 03:17:04 pm »

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Re: Punography
« Reply #10 on: November 19, 2022, 03:52:23 pm »

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Re: Punography
« Reply #12 on: November 20, 2022, 09:49:23 am »
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Re: Punography
« Reply #13 on: November 20, 2022, 09:53:47 am »
What kind of exercise do lazy people do? Diddly-squats.
What do you call a pony with a cough? A little horse!
What is Forrest Gump's password? 1Forrest1.
Why did the M&M go to school? He wanted to be a Smartie.
What did one traffic light say to the other? Stop looking at me, I'm changing!
What do you call bears with no ears? B.
What's a foot long and slippery? A slipper!
Why do French people eat snails? They don't like fast food!
What's red and moves up and down? A tomato in an elevator!
I invented a new word today: Plagiarism.
What is sticky and brown? A stick!
How does a rabbi make coffee? Hebrews it!
Rest in peace boiling water. You will be mist!
How do you throw a space party? You planet!
Want to hear a construction joke? Oh never mind, I'm still working on that one.
Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
I hate Russian dolls… they're so full of themselves!
Talk is cheap? Have you ever talked to a lawyer?
Why did the gym close down? It just didn't work out!
Two artists had an art contest. It ended in a draw!
A plateau is the highest form of flattery.
I have a fear of speed bumps. But I am slowly getting over it.
You can only get spoiled milk from a pampered cow.
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick!
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Re: Punography
« Reply #14 on: November 20, 2022, 09:55:04 am »
Terrible jokes
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