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Offline Firewall

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Re: FN joke
« Reply #30 on: December 01, 2022, 07:07:55 pm »
I drove as Freenow Executive, until they dropped a nice email basically telling us to fuck off with a weeks notice. Bet their kicking themselves now that they dont have enough drivers, who keep the app on at all times.

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Re: FN joke
« Reply #31 on: December 01, 2022, 07:14:36 pm »
Gentlemen, start your engines:
2022 December Bonuses and Giveaways
Calling all drivers! For the Festive Season we are committed to spending 3 MILLION EUROS on amazing bonuses and giveaways. You can earn some extra cash through our weekly bonuses, plus you can be in with a chance of winning some great prizes including a BRAND NEW CAR!
Keep reading to learn what's on offer and how to participate. Terms and conditions apply.
 


Electric CAR Giveaway
Complete 300 trips in December for a chance to win a brand-new MG 5 Electric Vehicle. Terms & conditions apply.
December 2022: MG 5 Exclusive EV Giveaway!
This December, enter for a chance to win a BRAND NEW  MG 5 EV worth €37,895.

How to enter?
This giveaway is open to all our drivers, to enter you have to complete 300 trips on the FREE NOW app in December. An email will be sent to you when you complete 300 trips with a final simple question to answer to enter the draw.

The winner will be contacted in January 2023.

Please read our terms and conditions for this draw clicking the link below.

Terms and Conditions

The MG 5 EV Exclusive Long Range
The new MG5 EV Long Range gives you more on every level. There's a host of features to make the journey easier – including our innovative MG Pilot driver assistance technology. With a range of up to 403km*, the MG5 combines a comfortable range with a fast charging capability and affordable price.

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Read more here:  https://www.mg.ie/mg5-ev/

Last Year, Brian Trundle, our lucky FREE NOW driver who completed 200 trips in December was chosen at random by a fellow driver, and drove home in a brand new MG ZS Exclusive worth €37,695. Check out the video below:

Brian Trundle, witha name like that you'd expect him to drive a steam roller. 8)



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Re: FN joke
« Reply #32 on: December 02, 2022, 11:53:57 am »
Brian Trundle, eh? Funny how the car HE allegedly won is attached to a plate owned by Mr. Fox (T19190)... the Mr. Fox that owns and rents out many taxis that is, not to be confused with the Mr. Fox who runs Free Now.

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Re: FN joke
« Reply #33 on: December 02, 2022, 05:08:42 pm »
Brian Trundle, eh? Funny how the car HE allegedly won is attached to a plate owned by Mr. Fox (T19190)... the Mr. Fox that owns and rents out many taxis that is, not to be confused with the Mr. Fox who runs Free Now.
The Foxs' Covert...operations! 8)

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Re: FN joke
« Reply #34 on: December 02, 2022, 05:36:18 pm »
Brian Trundle, eh? Funny how the car HE allegedly won is attached to a plate owned by Mr. Fox (T19190)... the Mr. Fox that owns and rents out many taxis that is, not to be confused with the Mr. Fox who runs Free Now.
Strangely, there's a Philip Fox working in Newmarket, next door to a MVLO who likes to pose in a chauffeurs cap.




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Re: FN joke
« Reply #35 on: December 02, 2022, 11:12:01 pm »
So...did Mr Tumble actually get the leccy car or wha?

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Re: FN joke
« Reply #36 on: December 03, 2022, 04:29:53 am »
Normally when something is in short supply, the price goes up. Instead of increasing bus driver salaries, they're importing yellow-packs from abroad to keep the wages low  >:(

Yuv just described "globalisation" watty  ....at least  the
main  purpose behind it...

Offline Cool Boola

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Re: FN joke
« Reply #37 on: December 03, 2022, 11:24:50 am »
Do you want to hear a Free Now joke?




Its free
Dis an Dat Im not a rat

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Re: FN joke
« Reply #38 on: December 03, 2022, 02:05:34 pm »
Do you want to hear a Free Now joke?




Its free lol

Now....or later?

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Re: FN joke
« Reply #39 on: December 05, 2022, 10:36:40 am »
So...did Mr Tumble actually get the leccy car or wha?

He gets to drive one, T19190, at least. He obviously enetered into some kind of arrangement with Mr. Fox (the Mr. Fox who rents out many taxis not to be confused with the Mr. Fox who runs Free Now) and/or Mr. Fox (the Mr. Fox who runs Free Now not to be confused with the Mr. Fox who rents out many taxis) - presumably after the result of the raffle was published.

It might be more interesting or at least as interesting to know who trousered what portion of the NTA grant money - Mr. Trundle, Mr. Fox, Mr. Fox or Free Now?

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Re: FN joke
« Reply #40 on: December 05, 2022, 10:15:06 pm »
I thought he just got to stand beside one for a photo op.....for Free Now!!

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Re: FN joke
« Reply #41 on: December 06, 2022, 07:47:09 am »
So...did Mr Tumble actually get the leccy car or wha?

He gets to drive one, T19190, at least. He obviously enetered into some kind of arrangement with Mr. Fox (the Mr. Fox who rents out many taxis not to be confused with the Mr. Fox who runs Free Now) and/or Mr. Fox (the Mr. Fox who runs Free Now not to be confused with the Mr. Fox who rents out many taxis) - presumably after the result of the raffle was published.

It might be more interesting or at least as interesting to know who trousered what portion of the NTA grant money - Mr. Trundle, Mr. Fox, Mr. Fox or Free Now?

They way yur talkin yid swear it was rigged or sumtin
Fuk sake ...don't need daft  rofl...

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Re: FN joke
« Reply #42 on: December 06, 2022, 07:10:35 pm »
Am I having a fever dream or what?
What happened to the O'Neills /Free Car draw this summer?

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Re: FN joke
« Reply #43 on: December 06, 2022, 07:12:26 pm »

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