Irish Taxi Forum
Public Area => Taxi Talk => Topic started by: taxi1990 on June 10, 2019, 11:18:46 pm
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I think i heard before drivers aged between 20-30 is only 2%.
most drivers i know are 45-70 years old.
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insurance for somebody under 30 would = to the rent on a small shop ,plus the threat of self drive cars means no future .Big Dommos father use to be a gas lamp lighter none of his sons followed him into the busines.
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Was up doing the NCT today,and whilei was there,I just went around to the SGS crowd to ask advice on wether or not my car would pass the suitability test. Lucky I went aroundto,because the two things I asked his advice on,he told me it would have no chance of passing.I actually asked him in a joking way,if I put a mytaxi sticker over the offending problem would it pass,but he was quite serious in his reply when he said to me that he would advise me not to do that.
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self driving cars are decades away most likely, i wouldnt let that put you off starting a taxi business. even if you got 10 years you would have made enough to start another business.
wrong thread dalymount? ::)
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Was up doing the NCT today,and whilei was there,I just went around to the SGS crowd to ask advice on wether or not my car would pass the suitability test. Lucky I went aroundto,because the two things I asked his advice on,he told me it would have no chance of passing.I actually asked him in a joking way,if I put a mytaxi sticker over the offending problem would it pass,but he was quite serious in his reply when he said to me that he would advise me not to do that.
I take it that it was the paint scratch by your diesel cap that you were thinking of putting a sticker over.
What was the other problem ?
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No its worse then that.the problem is,that a long time ago because I have a habit of over filling the tank,the deisel runs down the outside into where the bumper separates from the top part,and over time this caused it to get worse.I brought it to a place and the guy was making a song and dance about how much it would cost to put it right.I stupidly let someone I trusted drill it together using a few screws and in fairness it looks shite.the point is though,yer man in SGS was very clear that I should defiantly not try to disguise it.
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If you had torn upholstery and you put seat covers it would it pass ?
It’s kinda the same thing. Your disguising the seats also.
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Stick up some pictures Daly so we can laugh and give you some suggestions.
Also I don't think I've ever put more than 40 quid in me tank from empty.Makes the car feel sluggish.That's a lot of extra weight to be driving around with.
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Stick up some pictures Daly so we can laugh and give you some suggestions.
Also I don't think I've ever put more than 40 quid in me tank from empty.Makes the car feel sluggish.That's a lot of extra weight to be driving around with.
Cant afford to fill up me tank
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Stick up some pictures Daly so we can laugh and give you some suggestions.
Also I don't think I've ever put more than 40 quid in me tank from empty.Makes the car feel sluggish.That's a lot of extra weight to be driving around with.
Cant afford to fill up me tank
Yer suppoe to keep yer tank full in the winter especially to stop condensation forming on the inside of the tank and causing water an sludge in yer tank and missfire be critical wen I lived an worked in siberia in the circus
bezumnaya pizda
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Stick up some pictures Daly so we can laugh and give you some suggestions.
Also I don't think I've ever put more than 40 quid in me tank from empty.Makes the car feel sluggish.That's a lot of extra weight to be driving around with.
Cant afford to fill up me tank
Yer suppoe to keep yer tank full in the winter especially to stop condensation forming on the inside of the tank and causing water an sludge in yer tank and missfire be critical wen I lived an worked in siberia in the circus
bezumnaya pizda
I take it you were the Clown rofl
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Insurance... Plus it's a job for antisocials hours so your chance of gettin yur hole is greatly reduced an as yu get older you want to keep yurself to yurself cause ya know all women are fukin nut jobs but wen yur a yungfello yu don't know that yet untill yur about 45 and fukin broke and back we'r yu started
Poor cnuts
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Country is near full employment as well so better-paid, easier jobs out there.
Read a piece in the paper the other day that the construction industry can't get enough 'men' to drive big diggers. Jobs were allegedly paying 50k+. The industry spokesman said they were thinking of hiring 'women' and 'retired people'. It didn't clarify if retired women could apply?
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^^^^^^That's interesting I never heard of that..but I drive a bleeding Toyota... it would probably still go if I put Heineken Zero into it.
I think my Prius has some sort of bladder in the petrol tank to keep the vapours in the petrol.Dont really understand it.
About the OP why would anyone want a job like this where you pay the same money as a decent mortgage just to go to work.350 a week plus fuel is a big ask when they can get decent money doing something else.
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Country is near full employment as well so better-paid, easier jobs out there.
Read a piece in the paper the other day that the construction industry can't get enough 'men' to drive big diggers. Jobs were allegedly paying 50k+. The industry spokesman said they were thinking of hiring 'women' and 'retired people'. It didn't clarify if retired women could apply?
Do you have to have ATM experience to apply ?
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it is a great job for meeting women, if you are on a night out you might talk to 2 or 3 women maybe, if your lucky you might pull one of them. if you are driving all day how many women will you carry? plus if you are driving a taxi you will be sober not pissed slurring your words repeating yourself with drink spilled down your shirt.
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it is a great job for meeting women, if you are on a night out you might talk to 2 or 3 women maybe, if your lucky you might pull one of them. if you are driving all day how many women will you carry? plus if you are driving a taxi you will be sober not pissed slurring your words repeating yourself with drink spilled down your shirt.
Be careful 1990 , they could be leading you on (and into trouble), looking for a cheap fare and then cry Rape when you tell them to fcuk off
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it is a great job for meeting women, if you are on a night out you might talk to 2 or 3 women maybe, if your lucky you might pull one of them. if you are driving all day how many women will you carry? plus if you are driving a taxi you will be sober not pissed slurring your words repeating yourself with drink spilled down your shirt.
Your thinking with your todger.
It will get you into trouble
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I'm not talking about when they are on a night out, sometimes you meet someone and they start texting you about meeting up for a coffee etc that's the same as meeting someone in an office you work in. most of the time I tell them I'm not looking to see anyone, never go into house parties while I'm working.
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I'm not talking about when they are on a night out, sometimes you meet someone and they start texting you about meeting up for a coffee etc that's the same as meeting someone in an office you work in. most of the time I tell them I'm not looking to see anyone, never go into house parties while I'm working.
There taking the P. only looking for a lift home for free
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yes because everyone is just out for a free lift. ^-^
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yes because everyone is just out for a free lift. ^-^
Not the sort your thinking off , ye dirty Fckr
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Yer doing 2 much leering in yer Jo.
Just cos she is chatting away to you don’t mean she is looking for something else.
Lot of drivers think this way for some reason.
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I've started doing a few reps on me left bicep just so I can impress the ladies.Just the one they can see.
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laffin, what part of the west are you in taxi1990
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laffin, what part of the west are you in taxi1990
Craggy Island
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laffin, what part of the west are you in taxi1990
Craggy Island
Probebly Mrs Doyle was chatting 1990 up
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laffin, what part of the west are you in taxi1990
Craggy Island
Probebly Mrs Doyle was chatting 1990 up
Ahh go on
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Yer doing 2 much leering in yer Jo.
Just cos she is chatting away to you don’t mean she is looking for something else.
Lot of drivers think this way for some reason.
well i think when they start texting you looking to go on a date its pretty obvious she likes you. i have taken some of them up on the offer.
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Yer doing 2 much leering in yer Jo.
Just cos she is chatting away to you don’t mean she is looking for something else.
Lot of drivers think this way for some reason.
well i think when they start texting you looking to go on a date its pretty obvious she likes you. i have taken some of them up on the offer.
You must be a handsome cnut
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Yer doing 2 much leering in yer Jo.
Just cos she is chatting away to you don’t mean she is looking for something else.
Lot of drivers think this way for some reason.
well i think when they start texting you looking to go on a date its pretty obvious she likes you. i have taken some of them up on the offer.
You must be a handsome cnut
Either tat or their hard up
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How did they get yur phone number?
Is that cause ya live up the mountains and they phone ya for a lift?
I suppose thers lots of lonely owlones down the bog wit irregular service intervals.... Just aswell a handsome cnut like meself doesn't work thr bog.... Ide probably be rode to death by now
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How did they get yur phone number?
Is that cause ya live up the mountains and they phone ya for a lift?
I suppose thers lots of lonely owlones down the bog wit irregular service intervals.... Just aswell a handsome cnut like meself doesn't work thr bog.... Ide probably be rode to death by now
Why did the cowboy get a hot seat?
Because he rode the range lol
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How did they get yur phone number?
Is that cause ya live up the mountains and they phone ya for a lift?
I suppose thers lots of lonely owlones down the bog wit irregular service intervals.... Just aswell a handsome cnut like meself doesn't work thr bog.... Ide probably be rode to death by now
Why did the cowboy get a hot seat?
Because he rode the range lol
Are you here all week...with the rest of the jokers?
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How did they get yur phone number?
Is that cause ya live up the mountains and they phone ya for a lift?
I suppose thers lots of lonely owlones down the bog wit irregular service intervals.... Just aswell a handsome cnut like meself doesn't work thr bog.... Ide probably be rode to death by now
Why did the cowboy get a hot seat?
Because he rode the range lol
Are you here all week...with the rest of the jokers?
Trust in God, because right about now he's all you got.
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Hal, an all time classic just for you, your going to luv it.
Anyway this Aulone got married and had 13 children, unfortunately her husband died.
She got married again and had another 7 children and unfortunately the 2nd husband died.
And guess what she then got married for a 3rd time and had 5 children and yes the 3rd hubby died unfortunately.
So after finally having 25 children the poor old doll died herself.
At the funeral mass the priest prayed for her and thanked the lord for such a lovely woman and said they're finally together.
One of the mourners quietly asked her friend sitting beside her:
" Do you think he's talking about the 1st,2nd or 3rd husband" ?
Wait for it
The Friend replied
"No I think he's talking about her legs" rofl rofl rofl
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How did they get yur phone number?
Is that cause ya live up the mountains and they phone ya for a lift?
I suppose thers lots of lonely owlones down the bog wit irregular service intervals.... Just aswell a handsome cnut like meself doesn't work thr bog.... Ide probably be rode to death by now
yes i probably handed them a business card at some stage. we don't all work for mytaxi.
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@STC,
It's a cracker!!
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Picked a couple up after a swingers party at the weekend. He sits in the back, she sits in the front, wearing a wool mini dress, very pretty, very gamey attitude, and look in her eye. When going up the steps to the hotel, she whispers to him and, slowly, he lifts her skirt exposing a beautiful knickerless arse, she turns her head, and gives me the, lovliest smile, dirty tramp
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Picked a couple up after a swingers party at the weekend. He sits in the back, she sits in the front, wearing a wool mini dress, very pretty, very gamey attitude, and look in her eye. When going up the steps to the hotel, she whispers to him and, slowly, he lifts her skirt exposing a beautiful knickerless arse, she turns her head, and gives me the, lovliest smile, dirty tramp
I won't lie....i got a horn reading that!!
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Picked a couple up after a swingers party at the weekend. He sits in the back, she sits in the front, wearing a wool mini dress, very pretty, very gamey attitude, and look in her eye. When going up the steps to the hotel, she whispers to him and, slowly, he lifts her skirt exposing a beautiful knickerless arse, she turns her head, and gives me the, lovliest smile, dirty tramp
Do yeh have a dash cam??? ::blond ::blond ::blond
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Picked a couple up after a swingers party at the weekend. He sits in the back, she sits in the front, wearing a wool mini dress, very pretty, very gamey attitude, and look in her eye. When going up the steps to the hotel, she whispers to him and, slowly, he lifts her skirt exposing a beautiful knickerless arse, she turns her head, and gives me the, lovliest smile, dirty tramp
I won't lie....i got a horn reading that!!
I'ld say that you get a horn looking at women's weak bladder underwear ads....................
ah the lingerie ads in the News of The World when I was a kid.
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I'ld say that you get a horn looking at women's weak bladder underwear ads
Haha.....i won't lie...i don't..... Have to laugh at that fukin ad where ye wan says she's found incontinence pant that are actually pretty.....no they're not love.....imagine pullin a burd,gettin her back to her Ma's and gettin down and durty....Barry White playin in the background and unzipping the little black number she's wearing...to reveal those yokes....i'd be using me usual exit line..."i have a milk round luv!!"
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^^^^^^That's interesting I never heard of that..but I drive a bleeding Toyota... it would probably still go if I put Heineken Zero into it.
I think my Prius has some sort of bladder in the petrol tank to keep the vapours in the petrol.Dont really understand it.
About the OP why would anyone want a job like this where you pay the same money as a decent mortgage just to go to work.350 a week plus fuel is a big ask when they can get decent money doing something else.
Probably doesn't matter wit prius
The owl diesels pumps we'r cooled by diesel then it wen back to the tank an the tanks heated up..heated diesel burns better .. In cooler conditions the differ between the heat in the air in the tank and the outside air causes condensation that had to be drained at regular intervals... Also on the filter there was a water / sludge trap ya had to drain.....
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Just taut ide steer this topic away from incontinence pants
Dirty cnnts
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Just taut ide steer this topic away from incontinence pants
Dirty cnnts
We have a habit of steering threads where we want Octy!!
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Death or dishonor
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Yez won't be laughin when you end up in the ould peeny pads lads.. :2cheers oops
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This poor cunt looks miserable
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I'd say there's a few on here who will be giving us a first hand account....real fukin soon!!
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This poor cunt looks miserable
So would you sittin on that cunts groin!!
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Picked a couple up after a swingers party at the weekend. He sits in the back, she sits in the front, wearing a wool mini dress, very pretty, very gamey attitude, and look in her eye. When going up the steps to the hotel, she whispers to him and, slowly, he lifts her skirt exposing a beautiful knickerless arse, she turns her head, and gives me the, lovliest smile, dirty tramp
Do yeh have a dash cam??? ::blond ::blond ::blond
Yes, but it doesnt point outside the car to the hotel steps.
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Picked a couple up after a swingers party at the weekend. He sits in the back, she sits in the front, wearing a wool mini dress, very pretty, very gamey attitude, and look in her eye. When going up the steps to the hotel, she whispers to him and, slowly, he lifts her skirt exposing a beautiful knickerless arse, she turns her head, and gives me the, lovliest smile, dirty tramp
Do yeh have a dash cam??? ::blond ::blond ::blond
Yes, but it doesnt point outside the car to the hotel steps.
Just put it in your wank bank....and be grateful!!
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This poor cunt looks miserable
So would you sittin on that cunts groin!!
And Keith Harris's hand up yer hoop... ::fuck
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Picked a couple up after a swingers party at the weekend. He sits in the back, she sits in the front, wearing a wool mini dress, very pretty, very gamey attitude, and look in her eye. When going up the steps to the hotel, she whispers to him and, slowly, he lifts her skirt exposing a beautiful knickerless arse, she turns her head, and gives me the, lovliest smile, dirty tramp
Do yeh have a dash cam??? ::blond ::blond ::blond
Yes, but it doesnt point outside the car to the hotel steps.
Was just askin for a friend,I wouldn't be inta that kinda thing meself... :-\ :-\
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Was just askin for a friend,I wouldn't be inta that kinda thing meself... :-\ :-\
Another lying fuk of a taxi driver!!
If drivers would just fess up and set themselves free....you especially Marky!!
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Was just askin for a friend,I wouldn't be inta that kinda thing meself... :-\ :-\
Another lying fuk of a taxi driver!!
If drivers would just fess up and set themselves free....you especially Marky!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RGNMeR-BOis (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RGNMeR-BOis) 8)
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Hal, an all time classic just for you, your going to luv it.
Anyway this Aulone got married and had 13 children, unfortunately her husband died.
She got married again and had another 7 children and unfortunately the 2nd husband died.
And guess what she then got married for a 3rd time and had 5 children and yes the 3rd hubby died unfortunately.
So after finally having 25 children the poor old doll died herself.
At the funeral mass the priest prayed for her and thanked the lord for such a lovely woman and said they're finally together.
One of the mourners quietly asked her friend sitting beside her:
" Do you think he's talking about the 1st,2nd or 3rd husband" ?
Wait for it
The Friend replied
"No I think he's talking about her legs" rofl rofl rofl
Brilliant STC's lol lol