why is there not more young taxi drivers in Ireland?

[stonethecrows]

Yer doing 2 much leering in yer Jo.
Just cos she is chatting away to you don’t mean she is looking for something else.
Lot of drivers think this way for some reason.



well i think when they start texting you looking to go on a date its pretty obvious she likes you. i have taken some of them up on the offer.

You must be a handsome cnut

Either tat or their hard up

[Octavia1]

How did they get yur phone number?
Is that cause ya live up the mountains and they phone ya for a lift?
I suppose thers lots of lonely owlones down the bog wit irregular service intervals.... Just aswell a handsome cnut like meself doesn't work thr bog....  Ide probably be rode to death by now

[stonethecrows]

How did they get yur phone number?
Is that cause ya live up the mountains and they phone ya for a lift?
I suppose thers lots of lonely owlones down the bog wit irregular service intervals.... Just aswell a handsome cnut like meself doesn't work thr bog....  Ide probably be rode to death by now

Why did the cowboy get a hot seat?
Because he rode the range 

[Shallowhal]

How did they get yur phone number?
Is that cause ya live up the mountains and they phone ya for a lift?
I suppose thers lots of lonely owlones down the bog wit irregular service intervals.... Just aswell a handsome cnut like meself doesn't work thr bog....  Ide probably be rode to death by now

Why did the cowboy get a hot seat?
Because he rode the range 

Are you here all week...with the rest of the jokers?

[stonethecrows]

How did they get yur phone number?
Is that cause ya live up the mountains and they phone ya for a lift?
I suppose thers lots of lonely owlones down the bog wit irregular service intervals.... Just aswell a handsome cnut like meself doesn't work thr bog....  Ide probably be rode to death by now

Why did the cowboy get a hot seat?
Because he rode the range 

Are you here all week...with the rest of the jokers?

Trust in God, because right about now he's all you got.

[stonethecrows]

Hal, an all time classic just for you, your going to luv it.

Anyway this Aulone got married and had 13 children, unfortunately her husband died.

She got married again and had another 7 children and unfortunately the 2nd husband died.

And guess what she then got married for a 3rd time and had 5 children and yes the 3rd hubby died unfortunately.

So after finally having 25 children the poor old doll died herself.

At the funeral mass the priest prayed for her and thanked the lord for such a lovely woman and said they're finally together.

One of the mourners quietly asked her friend sitting beside her:
" Do you think he's talking about the 1st,2nd or 3rd husband" ?


Wait for it



















The Friend replied
"No I think he's talking about her legs"      

[taxi1990]

How did they get yur phone number?
Is that cause ya live up the mountains and they phone ya for a lift?
I suppose thers lots of lonely owlones down the bog wit irregular service intervals.... Just aswell a handsome cnut like meself doesn't work thr bog....  Ide probably be rode to death by now

yes i probably handed them a business card at some stage.  we don't all work for mytaxi.

[Shallowhal]

@STC,

It's a cracker!!

[Bob Shillin]

Picked a couple up after a swingers party at the weekend. He sits in the back, she sits in the front, wearing a wool mini dress, very pretty, very gamey attitude, and  look in her eye. When going up the steps to the hotel, she whispers to him and, slowly, he lifts her skirt exposing a beautiful knickerless arse, she turns her head, and gives me the, lovliest smile, dirty tramp

[Shallowhal]

Picked a couple up after a swingers party at the weekend. He sits in the back, she sits in the front, wearing a wool mini dress, very pretty, very gamey attitude, and  look in her eye. When going up the steps to the hotel, she whispers to him and, slowly, he lifts her skirt exposing a beautiful knickerless arse, she turns her head, and gives me the, lovliest smile, dirty tramp

I won't lie....i got a horn reading that!!

[markmiwurdz]

Picked a couple up after a swingers party at the weekend. He sits in the back, she sits in the front, wearing a wool mini dress, very pretty, very gamey attitude, and  look in her eye. When going up the steps to the hotel, she whispers to him and, slowly, he lifts her skirt exposing a beautiful knickerless arse, she turns her head, and gives me the, lovliest smile, dirty tramp

Do yeh have a dash cam???

[Bob Shillin]

Picked a couple up after a swingers party at the weekend. He sits in the back, she sits in the front, wearing a wool mini dress, very pretty, very gamey attitude, and  look in her eye. When going up the steps to the hotel, she whispers to him and, slowly, he lifts her skirt exposing a beautiful knickerless arse, she turns her head, and gives me the, lovliest smile, dirty tramp

I won't lie....i got a horn reading that!!

I'ld say that you get a horn looking at women's weak bladder underwear ads....................

 ah the lingerie ads in the News of The World when I was a kid.

[Shallowhal]

I'ld say that you get a horn looking at women's weak bladder underwear ads

Haha.....i won't lie...i don't..... Have to laugh at that fukin ad where ye wan says she's found incontinence pant that are actually pretty.....no they're not love.....imagine pullin a burd,gettin her back to her Ma's and gettin down and durty....Barry White playin in the background and unzipping the little black number she's wearing...to reveal those yokes....i'd be using me usual exit line..."i have a milk round luv!!"

[Octavia1]

^^^^^^That's interesting I never heard of that..but I drive a bleeding Toyota... it would probably still go if I put Heineken Zero into it.

I think my Prius has some sort of bladder in the petrol tank to keep the vapours in the petrol.Dont really understand it.

About the OP why would anyone want a job like this where you pay the same money as a decent mortgage just to go to work.350 a week plus fuel is a big ask when they can get decent money doing something else.

Probably doesn't matter wit prius
The owl diesels pumps we'r cooled by diesel then it wen back to the tank an the tanks heated up..heated diesel burns better .. In cooler conditions the differ between the heat in the air in the tank and the outside air causes condensation that had to be drained at regular intervals... Also on the filter there was a water / sludge trap ya had to drain.....
..

[Octavia1]

Just taut ide steer this topic away from incontinence pants
Dirty cnnts