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Title: The Dirt
Post by: Rat Catcher on August 01, 2019, 11:20:40 am
https://www.breakingnews.ie/ireland/dublin-public-transport-users-reminded-to-wash-hands-as-faecal-matter-found-on-seats-and-handrails-938623.html (https://www.breakingnews.ie/ireland/dublin-public-transport-users-reminded-to-wash-hands-as-faecal-matter-found-on-seats-and-handrails-938623.html)

Dublin public transport users reminded to wash hands as faecal matter found on seats and handrails

22/07/2019 - 15:51:00
By Digital Desk staff

Faecal matter, skin bacteria and yeast have been found on the seats and handrails of public transport in Dublin.

Random samples that were taken last week found that the Luas had the highest number of microbes and bacteria, compared to the Dart and Dublin Bus.

The three service providers say their fleets are cleaned on a daily basis with deeper cleans undertaken every four to six weeks.

People are being reminded to wash their hands after using public transport.
Title: Re: The Dirt
Post by: Shallowhal on August 01, 2019, 11:35:50 am
I'll wash my hands or at least clean them with wipes before I'll touch food after I've handled money from passengers,even after washing my hands in a jax,I'll have some tissue to put on the handle of the exit door,the amount of dirty fuks who don't wash their hands after taking a piss or shit is fukin unreal.....our local Mackers reopened yesterday and they have the new touch screens for ordering,my daughter and her friend were there,I did mention that those screens have been found to contain all sorts of bacteria.
Title: Re: The Dirt
Post by: Rat Catcher on August 01, 2019, 11:38:27 am
Indeed. There's more bacteria on those screens than in an entire shit.
Title: Re: The Dirt
Post by: Shallowhal on August 01, 2019, 11:40:57 am
Or their burgers.
Title: Re: The Dirt
Post by: Octavia1 on August 01, 2019, 12:14:37 pm
Being Ocd I'm very conscious of germs
Fuel nozzles at the petrol station are full of gick
Title: Re: The Dirt
Post by: Shallowhal on August 01, 2019, 12:16:41 pm
Bit like that meself Octy....always carry the wipes....must be a bit of Howard Hughes in me!!
Title: Re: The Dirt
Post by: stonethecrows on August 01, 2019, 12:19:33 pm
Bit like that meself Octy....always carry the wipes....must be a bit of Howard Hughes in me!!
Be nice if it was the $ bit of him in you
Title: Re: The Dirt
Post by: Dr. Martin Gooter Bling on August 01, 2019, 12:21:58 pm
I was just thinking about the scaldiest area of my car.
I've never wiped down or cleaned the pedals.
I think I'll go out to the car in a minute and scrub the bastards.
Title: Re: The Dirt
Post by: stonethecrows on August 01, 2019, 12:22:53 pm
I was just thinking about the scaldiest area of my car.
I've never wiped down or cleaned the pedals.
I think I'll go out to the car in a minute and scrub the bastards.
And your hooves while your at it  rofl
Title: Re: The Dirt
Post by: Shallowhal on August 01, 2019, 01:07:13 pm
I was just thinking about the scaldiest area of my car.
I've never wiped down or cleaned the pedals.
I think I'll go out to the car in a minute and scrub the bastards.

There's only one pedal ye should be wiping down!!
Title: Re: The Dirt
Post by: Octavia1 on August 01, 2019, 01:21:03 pm
Bit like that meself Octy....always carry the wipes....must be a bit of Howard Hughes in me!!
Hoover me car every day
Yu see all that dust floating around in yur car and settleding on yur dash? It's human skin particles an yur inhalationing into yur bronchioli sacs and yur lungs absorbs it into yur bloodstream
Yur actually consuming yur customers... Over yur life time yuv probably inhaled yur own body weight in customers...
Jesus christ I'm getting sick thinking about it
Title: Re: The Dirt
Post by: Shallowhal on August 01, 2019, 01:24:38 pm
You're over thinking it Octy.....you'll be a hermit by year end!!
Title: Re: The Dirt
Post by: Tony on August 01, 2019, 01:26:08 pm
Thats one of the reasons i never shake hands with customer's, them cunt probably in having a shite or piss before they jump into the car, the other reason is im an unsociable fucker
Title: Re: The Dirt
Post by: john m on August 01, 2019, 01:30:04 pm
Meself and Big Dommo are in the pub one day and Dommo shifts some oul one lived in the flats .He headed back to her gaff and about an hour later he comes back and heads into the jacks to wash his bollox in the sink ."Bleedin dirty oulone  wipes her hole from the fanny backwards "How do you know that ?dont tell me you were having potty sex watching her crap ? No says Dommo the dimple at the top of her arse crack was full of gick .
Title: Re: The Dirt
Post by: mercenary for hire on August 01, 2019, 01:36:33 pm
I picked up a nice man with a walking stick a few weeks ago going to the post office to collect his pension.When he got out and his shirt lifted I noticed he had a lot of dry skin on his lower back, all very red looked like some sort of skin condition.Almost like he'd been scalded or severe sunburn.

Put the hazards on while I was waiting looking at me mobile then I copped it, a full layer of broken skin on the seat.It looked like someone crushed up a load of icing and scattered it.That was the closest I came to barfing in me own car.Good tipper but still wasn't worth the clean up.I didn't have the heart to say it to him.Enjoy yer lunch lads.
Title: Re: The Dirt
Post by: mercenary for hire on August 01, 2019, 01:38:48 pm
When I go to the shops I don't put the milk and bread on the seats anymore.Me brain is scarred for good.
Title: Re: The Dirt
Post by: Tony on August 01, 2019, 01:47:02 pm
I picked up a nice man with a walking stick a few weeks ago going to the post office to collect his pension.When he got out and his shirt lifted I noticed he had a lot of dry skin on his lower back, all very red looked like some sort of skin condition.Almost like he'd been scalded or severe sunburn.

Put the hazards on while I was waiting looking at me mobile then I copped it, a full layer of broken skin on the seat.It looked like someone crushed up a load of icing and scattered it.That was the closest I came to barfing in me own car.Good tipper but still wasn't worth the clean up.I didn't have the heart to say it to him.Enjoy yer lunch lads.


Thats a soilage charge right there.
Title: Re: The Dirt
Post by: mercenary for hire on August 01, 2019, 01:49:08 pm
Ever since it happened I've been having flashbacks....barf..Maybe that's why I wanna change me car now.
Title: Re: The Dirt
Post by: Octavia1 on August 01, 2019, 01:49:36 pm
I picked up a nice man with a walking stick a few weeks ago going to the post office to collect his pension.When he got out and his shirt lifted I noticed he had a lot of dry skin on his lower back, all very red looked like some sort of skin condition.Almost like he'd been scalded or severe sunburn.

Put the hazards on while I was waiting looking at me mobile then I copped it, a full layer of broken skin on the seat.It looked like someone crushed up a load of icing and scattered it.That was the closest I came to barfing in me own car.Good tipper but still wasn't worth the clean up.I didn't have the heart to say it to him.Enjoy yer lunch lads.


Thats a soilage charge right there.

Wat if a leper got in? And left bits?  Heed have have ya up for discrimination
Title: Re: The Dirt
Post by: Octavia1 on August 01, 2019, 01:50:12 pm
Jeezs we'r am I going wit this
Title: Re: The Dirt
Post by: Dr. Martin Gooter Bling on August 01, 2019, 02:23:08 pm
I posted this before.
this old fella got in the back and I headed off.
but as I pulled off the rank I was hit in the face with this incredible bang. like a lump of rotten cheese.
he turned out to be a tramp.
lowered the window down and I started gagging.
your man says sorry about the smell son, I have a bad leg.
I went about three hundred meters and said sorry old timer you'll have to jump out.
got him out but the fuckin smell would'nt go away.
I got the wipes out and the spray half a dozen times separate times but I could'nt get rid of the bang over the next couple of hours.
the next day in the daylight I opened the back door. I can't fuckin believe it. the back of the car was still banging.
then I noticed some dried in gick on the floormats.
I put my nose close to it and it was the source of the odour.
had to get a new set of mats.
gangrene dripping off his leg.
Title: Re: The Dirt
Post by: stonethecrows on August 01, 2019, 02:37:37 pm
I posted this before.
this old fella got in the back and I headed off.
but as I pulled off the rank I was hit in the face with this incredible bang. like a lump of rotten cheese.
he turned out to be a tramp.
lowered the window down and I started gagging.
your man says sorry about the smell son, I have a bad leg.
I went about three hundred meters and said sorry old timer you'll have to jump out.
got him out but the fuckin smell would'nt go away.
I got the wipes out and the spray half a dozen times separate times but I could'nt get rid of the bang over the next couple of hours.
the next day in the daylight I opened the back door. I can't fuckin believe it. the back of the car was still banging.
then I noticed some dried in gick on the floormats.
I put my nose close to it and it was the source of the odour.
had to get a new set of mats.
gangrene dripping off his leg.
Or Gic dripping from his Hole  lol
Title: Re: The Dirt
Post by: Bob Shillin on August 01, 2019, 04:32:35 pm
About 8 years ago, 2 guys picked up from Renards, (may have told this before) both well cut. Thought that the front seat guy farted because of the smell. "I'm out here", as he walked across the street i noticed the back of his trousers,an then looked at the six inch circle of chocolate mousse on the seat. Headed straight for a garage to get some paper to clean, more important than going after yer man.
Title: Re: The Dirt
Post by: stonethecrows on August 01, 2019, 04:46:13 pm
Two bats are hanging upside down on a branch.
One asks the other, "Do you recall the worst day of your life?"





















The other responds, "Yes, the day I had diarrhea!"