The Dirt

[Rat Catcher]

https://www.breakingnews.ie/ireland/dublin-public-transport-users-reminded-to-wash-hands-as-faecal-matter-found-on-seats-and-handrails-938623.html

Dublin public transport users reminded to wash hands as faecal matter found on seats and handrails

22/07/2019 - 15:51:00
By Digital Desk staff

Faecal matter, skin bacteria and yeast have been found on the seats and handrails of public transport in Dublin.

Random samples that were taken last week found that the Luas had the highest number of microbes and bacteria, compared to the Dart and Dublin Bus.

The three service providers say their fleets are cleaned on a daily basis with deeper cleans undertaken every four to six weeks.

People are being reminded to wash their hands after using public transport.

[Shallowhal]

I'll wash my hands or at least clean them with wipes before I'll touch food after I've handled money from passengers,even after washing my hands in a jax,I'll have some tissue to put on the handle of the exit door,the amount of dirty fuks who don't wash their hands after taking a piss or shit is fukin unreal.....our local Mackers reopened yesterday and they have the new touch screens for ordering,my daughter and her friend were there,I did mention that those screens have been found to contain all sorts of bacteria.

[Rat Catcher]

Indeed. There's more bacteria on those screens than in an entire shit.

[Shallowhal]

Or their burgers.

[Octavia1]

Being Ocd I'm very conscious of germs
Fuel nozzles at the petrol station are full of gick

[Shallowhal]

Bit like that meself Octy....always carry the wipes....must be a bit of Howard Hughes in me!!

[stonethecrows]

Bit like that meself Octy....always carry the wipes....must be a bit of Howard Hughes in me!!

Be nice if it was the $ bit of him in you

[Dr. Martin Gooter Bling]

I was just thinking about the scaldiest area of my car.
I've never wiped down or cleaned the pedals.
I think I'll go out to the car in a minute and scrub the bastards.

[stonethecrows]

I was just thinking about the scaldiest area of my car.
I've never wiped down or cleaned the pedals.
I think I'll go out to the car in a minute and scrub the bastards.

And your hooves while your at it 

[Shallowhal]

I was just thinking about the scaldiest area of my car.
I've never wiped down or cleaned the pedals.
I think I'll go out to the car in a minute and scrub the bastards.

There's only one pedal ye should be wiping down!!

[Octavia1]

Bit like that meself Octy....always carry the wipes....must be a bit of Howard Hughes in me!!

Hoover me car every day
Yu see all that dust floating around in yur car and settleding on yur dash? It's human skin particles an yur inhalationing into yur bronchioli sacs and yur lungs absorbs it into yur bloodstream
Yur actually consuming yur customers... Over yur life time yuv probably inhaled yur own body weight in customers...
Jesus christ I'm getting sick thinking about it

[Shallowhal]

You're over thinking it Octy.....you'll be a hermit by year end!!

[Tony]

Thats one of the reasons i never shake hands with customer's, them cunt probably in having a shite or piss before they jump into the car, the other reason is im an unsociable fucker

[john m]

Meself and Big Dommo are in the pub one day and Dommo shifts some oul one lived in the flats .He headed back to her gaff and about an hour later he comes back and heads into the jacks to wash his bollox in the sink ."Bleedin dirty oulone  wipes her hole from the fanny backwards "How do you know that ?dont tell me you were having potty sex watching her crap ? No says Dommo the dimple at the top of her arse crack was full of gick .

[mercenary for hire]

I picked up a nice man with a walking stick a few weeks ago going to the post office to collect his pension.When he got out and his shirt lifted I noticed he had a lot of dry skin on his lower back, all very red looked like some sort of skin condition.Almost like he'd been scalded or severe sunburn.

Put the hazards on while I was waiting looking at me mobile then I copped it, a full layer of broken skin on the seat.It looked like someone crushed up a load of icing and scattered it.That was the closest I came to barfing in me own car.Good tipper but still wasn't worth the clean up.I didn't have the heart to say it to him.Enjoy yer lunch lads.