Irish Taxi Forum
Public Area => Taxi Talk => Topic started by: Octavia1 on August 08, 2019, 08:39:22 am
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Seen as yu all are putting up mad shite on here lately I thought ide join in and trow caution to the wind....
I need advice...... The owlone next door hopped on me last nite and pulled me into her gaff by the collar......" Octy " she said
"Octy I cant stand it any longer seeing you with that other women ( the luv of me life)...me heart is broken " she said
Anyway She tells me she wants to buy a house and she has a million in the bank and wants me to move in wither and I can rent out me gaff and never have to worry bout antin again....
Anyway She nabbed me and I was only after been out wit the love of me life in the horse an hound an got pissed the 2 of us....
The love of me life is only allowed to drink there cause she's barred from every pub in Dublin cause she as fukin mad as a hatter.... Not in a bad way.. Shed start dancing on tables and fukin bar mats at cnuts and setting fire to rubbish bins for the crack.... That sort of thing
Anyway the love of me life is a useless cnut on the dole but I love her.....
But the fat owlone next door is really got me thinking I cud be on the pigs back if I played me cards right......
Now me question is....
Wat wud yu do?
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No Brainer , Auld one next door.
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Write to dear frankie
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Oul wan next door!
I don't think Frankey(FDS) is giving advice anymore!!
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Im talking about frankie Byrne do ya not remember her. I remember the other frankie Byrne also
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Could you not double job .
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Could you not double job .
Yeah good idea JM, and he gets to park his bike whichever he chooses
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Could you not double job .
Yea but ide get caught cause I'm terrible at lying and an awful forgetful dopey cnut... An then sheed find out I'm porkin me lovely nufty an fuk me out of the house.... There's only so many gaffs a bloke can get fuked out of before it fuks his head up
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You probably have a stromg wrist from the painting .the pair of quare ones might not be worth the worry .
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She will fook you out after a week.
Sick of looking at ya all day with your brush and easel and doing no work.
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Think I said this before but if you move in, you get the chance to paint her in the nude
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would you not bury the baldy fella in to the both of them.
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would you not bury the baldy fella in to the both of them.
I think he is....but he's racked with guilt!!
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Here don't be slagging us baldy fellas off we have our pride you know huh
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Here don't be slagging us baldy fellas off we have our pride you know huh
Gay Pride ?
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How ould is the "oul' one"? If she had a bad cough, it would be worth the risk............ maybe. Has she any family? Would there be room on the will?
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Here don't be slagging us baldy fellas off we have our pride you know huh
I don't think your grabbing the Entire meaning of the "Baldy Fella" there DM ? lol
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Seen as yu all are putting up mad shite on here lately I thought ide join in and trow caution to the wind....
I need advice...... The owlone next door hopped on me last nite and pulled me into her gaff by the collar......" Octy " she said
"Octy I cant stand it any longer seeing you with that other women ( the luv of me life)...me heart is broken " she said
Anyway She tells me she wants to buy a house and she has a million in the bank and wants me to move in wither and I can rent out me gaff and never have to worry bout antin again....
Anyway She nabbed me and I was only after been out wit the love of me life in the horse an hound an got pissed the 2 of us....
The love of me life is only allowed to drink there cause she's barred from every pub in Dublin cause she as fukin mad as a hatter.... Not in a bad way.. Shed start dancing on tables and fukin bar mats at cnuts and setting fire to rubbish bins for the crack.... That sort of thing
Anyway the love of me life is a useless cnut on the dole but I love her.....
But the fat owlone next door is really got me thinking I cud be on the pigs back if I played me cards right......
Now me question is....
Wat wud yu do?
Brilliant Octy, nearly fell off the chair laughing !! rofl
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Marry yer one next door,divorce her and split the dosh with her,then get yer true luv..........NEXT!!!!!!...
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And dont forget to paint her in the nude and give us a peep when you are finished
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Jeez ocky, aren't ya lucky no less then TWO of them fighting over ya
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He's in for a shock when he wakes up!!
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He's in for a shock when he wakes up!!
Yeah beside Pam
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He's in for a shock when he wakes up!!
rofl.
I wish I was fukin joking....
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I suppose the question is... Wud yu marry for money....
I know few you on here ar too ugly for anyone to go near yous..... But if the opportunity arose.... Wud ya live with a mot and giver a servo every other night for the financial benefits and wouldn't have to work 20 hours a week anymore? ???
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He's in for a shock when he wakes up!!
rofl.
I wish I was fukin joking....
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I suppose the question is... Wud yu marry for money....
I know few you on here ar too ugly for anyone to go near yous..... But if the opportunity arose.... Wud ya live with a mot and giver a servo every other night for the financial benefits and wouldn't have to work 20 hours a week anymore? ???
20 hours.....are you fukin serious?
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More like 12 hours
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He's in for a shock when he wakes up!!
rofl.
I wish I was fukin joking....
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I suppose the question is... Wud yu marry for money....
I know few you on here ar too ugly for anyone to go near yous..... But if the opportunity arose.... Wud ya live with a mot and giver a servo every other night for the financial benefits and wouldn't have to work 20 hours a week anymore? ???
Yes , get a sack and put it over your head and then you don't have to look at the mantelpiece when your poking the fire
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Sado Sackochist?
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More like 12 hours
That's only in the winter months... I don't like goin out wen it's gets dark
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More like 12 hours
That's only in the winter months... I don't like goin out wen it's gets dark
Or when it's wet.
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Or just going out
More like 12 hours
That's only in the winter months... I don't like goin out wen it's gets dark
Or when it's wet.
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Or just going out
More like 12 hours
That's only in the winter months... I don't like goin out wen it's gets dark
Or when it's wet.
Or dry.
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Or just going out
More like 12 hours
That's only in the winter months... I don't like goin out wen it's gets dark
Or when it's wet.
Or dry.
Or if there's something decent on the telly/Netflix.
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More like 12 hours
That's only in the winter months... I don't like goin out wen it's gets dark
Or when it's wet.
Correct...
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Or just going out
More like 12 hours
That's only in the winter months... I don't like goin out wen it's gets dark
Or when it's wet.
Or dry.
Or if there's something decent on the telly/Netflix.
An me shift ends wen I need to go home for a piss