Seen as yu all are putting up mad shite on here lately I thought ide join in and trow caution to the wind....
I need advice...... The owlone next door hopped on me last nite and pulled me into her gaff by the collar......" Octy " she said
"Octy I cant stand it any longer seeing you with that other women ( the luv of me life)...me heart is broken " she said
Anyway She tells me she wants to buy a house and she has a million in the bank and wants me to move in wither and I can rent out me gaff and never have to worry bout antin again....
Anyway She nabbed me and I was only after been out wit the love of me life in the horse an hound an got pissed the 2 of us....
The love of me life is only allowed to drink there cause she's barred from every pub in Dublin cause she as fukin mad as a hatter.... Not in a bad way.. Shed start dancing on tables and fukin bar mats at cnuts and setting fire to rubbish bins for the crack.... That sort of thing
Anyway the love of me life is a useless cnut on the dole but I love her.....
But the fat owlone next door is really got me thinking I cud be on the pigs back if I played me cards right......
Now me question is....
Wat wud yu do?
