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Title: Recession
Post by: Taxi driver42 on September 04, 2019, 01:17:13 am
It's on the way as England is fuckd they cant hold a party together on a vote
God save the queen!
Or God shoot the queen!

Either way they proper fuckd
Title: Re: Recession
Post by: john m on September 04, 2019, 08:23:48 am
We are changing tack .Look at the worlds biggest democracies Modi in india ,Trump in the USA ,Boris in Britain Duturte in the Philipines, 5 Star in Italy all elected by the people but doing what ever the fuck they feel like and fuck the people .All these leaders have one thing in common they all play off their own people against each other to secure their power .Britain is Broken it has been since Dunkirk Churchill convinced his people that the retreat from Dunkirk was a great victory but now they realize the true cost of that defeat .

 You look at Boris and Corbyn and you think those pair of cunts wouldnt get a job as Irish Taxi Reps ...Im beginning to think The Lip is right and my belief in any sort of Democracy or rule of law is misguided .Time to GET A GUN
Title: Re: Recession
Post by: The Liffey Lip on September 04, 2019, 08:29:30 am
Only an opinion, John...not reality though... rofl This place serves many purposes for different people.......a giant echo chamber for headers...........safer than social media because none of us are paid by big corporations to start agendas etc..

One thing that is a fact and really disarms the most loyal British pleb is this: The Germans were and still are in charge of their royal household.......Saxe-Coburg/Gothe became Windsor in 1917 at the exact time the Huns were about to lose WW1......you can verify that for yourself.
Title: Re: Recession
Post by: john m on September 04, 2019, 08:43:00 am
Some faction in the UK is going to go rogue .The MI numbers must be on edge waiting on the first strike .The real danger is if Farage calls people out on to the Streets to defend the Brexit Vote .Im happy enough they might not leave as it would of fucked us but if they decide No Brexit was our fault they might decide Fuck Ireland we will remain and cut fuck out of our corporate tax rates and sink the Good Ship Irish Fiddler .
Title: Re: Recession
Post by: The Liffey Lip on September 04, 2019, 08:45:17 am
Nothing is a done deal yet....there could still be bloodshed..........do you still "take" the Guardian?....better off "taking" the red-tops to conceal your education and intelligence.....stock up on beans and peas, old bean.
Title: Re: Recession
Post by: john m on September 04, 2019, 09:00:48 am
Lip the Conservatives/Tories are falling apart .Labour are falling apart .Liberals led by a Scots Housewife wont win wide support in England .After the General election its possible Neither Tory or Labour will have an MP in Norn Eireann or Scotland .Neither will The Brexiot Party .Jocks and Paddies will push for Independence .Yesterday might just be the beginning of the beginning of the end for the UNITED Kingdom .Watch Macron fuck a Hand Grenade into the Mix by announcing he has no problem with an open ended exit for Brexit date .Which will put it off until the Tories are back with a majority and that could be never as they eat themselves .Im wondering what will replace Democracy ,Beneign Dictators or AI .

 
Title: Re: Recession
Post by: The Liffey Lip on September 04, 2019, 09:05:33 am
I was in Vincent's yesterday visiting a very ill man...........he's younger than me and this time last yr he was preparing for the Marathon.........take a trip in, John.......it's terrifying.....keep your life as simple as possible and let the Brits and Yanks and Israels bring their wars...nothing you nor I can do...
Title: Re: Recession
Post by: john m on September 04, 2019, 09:15:56 am
Part of me Gloats at the demise of the Crown but I know its the £7 an hour wage slave that will bear the brunt of the nonsence .Think it might of been Lip who said Families are now doing twice the amount of work they did in the 60s for the same financial return your Da got for his single weeks work .Without the Anestetic of TV ,Internet and Facebook the world would be in Turmoil .Kids or Adults could name the contestants on Love Island .Lets Go Dancing ,X Factor or the presenters of Top Gear but couldnt name any Government Ministers who make their life decisions for them .Lip something has to give we cannot continue to live empty lives pox marked by a few pay packets a year .We are nearly all living in a virtual reality of Pizza and porter and porn .
Title: Re: Recession
Post by: The Liffey Lip on September 04, 2019, 09:25:53 am
All an illusion, John...wasn't it you who said we're all ants in a colony gathering goodies for the Queen? Get out and exercise....forget the porn and pizzas......that's all for young, healthy and brainwashed people... lol
Title: Re: Recession
Post by: john m on September 04, 2019, 09:30:54 am
Lip you know your History .Boris and Trump are backs to the wall Iran might boost their ratings .Watch the Gulf .Aramco are going to float on the Market but Saudi Arabia are artifically keeping the price of Oil low .In what world do you undersell your product .This is all lining up for a PR stunt of epic proportions .
Title: Re: Recession
Post by: The Liffey Lip on September 04, 2019, 09:44:32 am
You either keep a pet or a guard-dog....you have to decide....Is Kissinger still alive? lol
Title: Re: Recession
Post by: Rat Catcher on September 04, 2019, 10:28:53 am
Worldwide recession is guaranteed. Sure Trump managed to turn a considerable family fortune into a US$900,000,000 debt not so long ago. The Russians won't be so quick to bail out an entire economy when he fucks that up.
Title: Re: Recession
Post by: Rat Catcher on September 04, 2019, 10:50:56 am
I was in Vincent's yesterday visiting a very ill man...........he's younger than me and this time last yr he was preparing for the Marathon.........take a trip in, John.......it's terrifying.....keep your life as simple as possible and let the Brits and Yanks and Israels bring their wars...nothing you nor I can do...

I spent most of the day in Beaumont A&E myself... turns out my shoulder is cracked so I'll be back to the fracture clinic on the 12th... aah well I was only saying recently that I'd give my right arm for a few weeks off anall!
Title: Re: Recession
Post by: The Liffey Lip on September 04, 2019, 10:52:38 am
A fall? Did my shoulder yrs ago off a bike.........pain was nullified by my kneecap hanging off though.
Title: Re: Recession
Post by: Rat Catcher on September 04, 2019, 11:03:24 am
Went ice skating last Wednesday while on vacation. With the benefit of hindsight lifting Mrs. Catcher above my head with one arm proved a tad over ambitious given that neither of us are 30 years younger! Don't tell Mrs. Catcher but it's not that painful provided I don't overstretch it, movement is restricted so I can't throw a dart but other than that it's not so bad. In fact it didn't stop me going skiing on Thursday and I only went to the pharmacist after dinner on Thursday night as I thought it was only a pulled muscle. Decided to go to Beaumont yesterday as the gel and tablets didn't improve the restricted movement in the interim, surprised the bone is cracked but it's only a hairline crack and the consultant reckons it'll heal itself by the time of my appointment with the fractures clinic. The muscle damage is likely to take longer to fully heal though.
Title: Re: Recession
Post by: stonethecrows on September 04, 2019, 11:15:13 am
Went ice skating last Wednesday while on vacation. With the benefit of hindsight lifting Mrs. Catcher above my head with one arm proved a tad over ambitious given that neither of us are 30 years younger! Don't tell Mrs. Catcher but it's not that painful provided I don't overstretch it, movement is restricted so I can't throw a dart but other than that it's not so bad. In fact it didn't stop me going skiing on Thursday and I only went to the pharmacist after dinner on Thursday night as I thought it was only a pulled muscle. Decided to go to Beaumont yesterday as the gel and tablets didn't improve the restricted movement in the interim, surprised the bone is cracked but it's only a hairline crack and the consultant reckons it'll heal itself by the time of my appointment with the fractures clinic. The muscle damage is likely to take longer to fully heal though.
Good Stuff Rat, keep well, hard to get rid of a good man
Title: Re: Recession
Post by: The Liffey Lip on September 04, 2019, 11:15:46 am
Were Jennifer Warnes and Bill Medley playing in the background?
Title: Re: Recession
Post by: Rat Catcher on September 04, 2019, 11:43:43 am
I'm sure I saw Jayne and Chris holding up 10.0 placards.... when I came round!
Title: Re: Recession
Post by: Shallowhal on September 04, 2019, 01:30:58 pm
Were Jennifer Warnes and Bill Medley playing in the background?

Doesn't sound like he was havin the time of his life!!
Title: Re: Recession
Post by: The Liffey Lip on September 04, 2019, 01:32:26 pm
Jitterbug, then?
Title: Re: Recession
Post by: silverbullet on September 04, 2019, 05:27:02 pm
Went ice skating last Wednesday while on vacation. With the benefit of hindsight lifting Mrs. Catcher above my head with one arm proved a tad over ambitious given that neither of us are 30 years younger! Don't tell Mrs. Catcher but it's not that painful provided I don't overstretch it, movement is restricted so I can't throw a dart but other than that it's not so bad. In fact it didn't stop me going skiing on Thursday and I only went to the pharmacist after dinner on Thursday night as I thought it was only a pulled muscle. Decided to go to Beaumont yesterday as the gel and tablets didn't improve the restricted movement in the interim, surprised the bone is cracked but it's only a hairline crack and the consultant reckons it'll heal itself by the time of my appointment with the fractures clinic. The muscle damage is likely to take longer to fully heal though.
Ice skating in Dubai, now there's a story you  could live off.
Title: Re: Recession
Post by: Rat Catcher on September 05, 2019, 04:22:28 pm
I thought Skiing was better... the snow park is incredible, add in a light breeze and you may as well be in the Alps... then you walk out to 40C! Only took in the ice skating as we had booked a desert safari for Wed afternoon so went to the mall to kill a few hours in the morning and stumbled (if you'll excuse the pun) across the rink. Unfortunately one, if not the main, reason I wanted to do the desert safari was to go horse riding - I was hoping they'd have one with no name - but on account of my fall I had two settle for sitting on a Camel.
Title: Re: Recession
Post by: stonethecrows on September 05, 2019, 04:27:02 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=02EsC1M8wto# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=02EsC1M8wto#)
Title: Re: Recession
Post by: stonethecrows on September 05, 2019, 04:27:25 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=02EsC1M8wto (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=02EsC1M8wto)
Title: Re: Recession
Post by: silverbullet on September 06, 2019, 04:43:53 pm
The Burj Khalifa in Dubai was originally called the Burj - Al -Arab.
When Dubai got into financial trouble they asked the Caliph of Abu Dhabi to bail them out, he agreed on condition that the Burj be named after him.

So there - even  Oil Magnates can get into financial trouble.  8)
Title: Re: Recession
Post by: Rat Catcher on September 06, 2019, 05:13:57 pm
What's now known as the Burj Al Arab is the only 7 star hotel in the world... typical of the region's bling, I guess.
Title: Re: Recession
Post by: silverbullet on September 06, 2019, 05:27:41 pm
What's now known as the Burj Al Arab is the only 7 star hotel in the world... typical of the region's bling, I guess.
Short of a few bob:https://www.theguardian.com/artanddesign/2010/jan/04/burj-dubai-khalifa-worlds-tallest-building
Title: Re: Recession
Post by: Bob Shillin on September 06, 2019, 05:55:50 pm
New Sherrif in town 2020.

https://edition.cnn.com/style/article/jeddah-tower-saudi-arabia-new/index.html
Title: Re: Recession
Post by: Octavia1 on September 06, 2019, 06:36:16 pm
What's now known as the Burj Al Arab is the only 7 star hotel in the world... typical of the region's bling, I guess.

Had a guy in me car says them blokes teaching in the psv license places told him that saloon licenses are bein givin out soon.....more shite?
Title: Re: Recession
Post by: silverbullet on September 06, 2019, 06:49:47 pm
What's now known as the Burj Al Arab is the only 7 star hotel in the world... typical of the region's bling, I guess.

Had a guy in me car says them blokes teaching in the psv license places told him that saloon licenses are bein givin out soon.....more shite?
A Romanian pal was told to hold off buying a krippelvagen as the moratorium on saloon plates will soon be lifted.
NTA have exceeded their target of 10% of the fleet, which  justified the moratorium in the first place.
Anyone worth their salt could  challenge the artificial barrier.
Title: Re: Recession
Post by: mercenary for hire on September 06, 2019, 07:32:37 pm
They could being in leccy car plates.We're not really taking them up as fast as they'd like.
Title: Re: Recession
Post by: silverbullet on September 06, 2019, 09:59:34 pm
They could being in leccy car plates.We're not really taking them up as fast as they'd like.
True, but still an artificial barrier.
I'll keep shtum!
Title: Re: Recession
Post by: Belker on September 09, 2019, 03:01:13 pm
Went ice skating last Wednesday while on vacation. With the benefit of hindsight lifting Mrs. Catcher above my head with one arm proved a tad over ambitious given that neither of us are 30 years younger! Don't tell Mrs. Catcher but it's not that painful provided I don't overstretch it, movement is restricted so I can't throw a dart but other than that it's not so bad. In fact it didn't stop me going skiing on Thursday and I only went to the pharmacist after dinner on Thursday night as I thought it was only a pulled muscle. Decided to go to Beaumont yesterday as the gel and tablets didn't improve the restricted movement in the interim, surprised the bone is cracked but it's only a hairline crack and the consultant reckons it'll heal itself by the time of my appointment with the fractures clinic. The muscle damage is likely to take longer to fully heal though.
How did Mrs Catcher fare out in this incident ?
Did you REALLY lift her above your head ?
Title: Re: Recession
Post by: Rat Catcher on September 11, 2019, 11:12:55 am
Bitta poetic licence there, Ken. In reality I applied the brakes and lost control of my feet, bouncing across the rink until I could grab the ledge at the side... having grabbed it I wasn't letting go despite the other 17 stone of me bouncing the other way on a downward trajectory.

Anywaysanall, Laytown today... gonna grab a bitta breakfast and print my race card, not necessarily in that order. Tips by text or PM please!!
Title: Re: Recession
Post by: Belker on September 11, 2019, 11:50:21 am
Bitta poetic licence there, Ken. In reality I applied the brakes and lost control of my feet, bouncing across the rink until I could grab the ledge at the side... having grabbed it I wasn't letting go despite the other 17 stone of me bouncing the other way on a downward trajectory......
More to the point, Did Mrs Catcher survive the ordeal ?
Title: Re: Recession
Post by: Shallowhal on September 11, 2019, 11:54:45 am
Bitta poetic licence there, Ken. In reality I applied the brakes and lost control of my feet, bouncing across the rink until I could grab the ledge at the side... having grabbed it I wasn't letting go despite the other 17 stone of me bouncing the other way on a downward trajectory......
More to the point, Did Mrs Catcher survive the ordeal ?

She's been transferred to a hospital in France for treatment.....ah shite...that's Schumacher!!
Title: Re: Recession
Post by: Belker on September 11, 2019, 12:02:25 pm
Anywaysanall, Laytown today... gonna grab a bitta breakfast and print my race card, not necessarily in that order. Tips by text or PM please!!
Seemingly after a few discreet inquiries, the Fav 'Commander Han' (4/6) in the last has already Won !
Title: Re: Recession
Post by: Belker on September 11, 2019, 12:05:23 pm
Bitta poetic licence there, Ken. In reality I applied the brakes and lost control of my feet, bouncing across the rink until I could grab the ledge at the side... having grabbed it I wasn't letting go despite the other 17 stone of me bouncing the other way on a downward trajectory......
More to the point, Did Mrs Catcher survive the ordeal ?

She's been transferred to a hospital in France for treatment.....ah shite...that's Schumacher!!
Your showing your Class there Hal !
Title: Re: Recession
Post by: Shallowhal on September 11, 2019, 12:48:26 pm
Bitta poetic licence there, Ken. In reality I applied the brakes and lost control of my feet, bouncing across the rink until I could grab the ledge at the side... having grabbed it I wasn't letting go despite the other 17 stone of me bouncing the other way on a downward trajectory......
More to the point, Did Mrs Catcher survive the ordeal ?

She's been transferred to a hospital in France for treatment.....ah shite...that's Schumacher!!
Your showing your Class there Hal !

Class and this forum?
Title: Re: Recession
Post by: The Liffey Lip on September 11, 2019, 01:17:09 pm
The day of the cyclist meets rude taximan debacle..........there were 60 something people logged on with hyphenated surnames..

Class is not within the name, but it seems the kids of uppity feminists and faux-males attribute some kudos to it later in life...John M mentioned Maslow a while back, notwithstanding the fact he called him Masloe....

This cunt had it sussed...........

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maslow%27s_hierarchy_of_needs


Title: Re: Recession
Post by: Rat Catcher on September 12, 2019, 07:55:43 pm
More to the point, Did Mrs Catcher survive the ordeal ?

She may have suffered split sides.
Title: Re: Recession
Post by: Rat Catcher on September 12, 2019, 07:56:51 pm
Anywaysanall, Laytown today... gonna grab a bitta breakfast and print my race card, not necessarily in that order. Tips by text or PM please!!
Seemingly after a few discreet inquiries, the Fav 'Commander Han' (4/6) in the last has already Won !

Only reading this now... but unfortunately I did back said sick animal at evens... the brother had a fiver each way on the winner... cunt!