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Title: IS Bride Coming Home
Post by: Rat Catcher on November 30, 2019, 04:36:45 pm
Terrorists being housed in Dundalk... didja ever hear the like?

https://www.thesun.ie/news/4831325/leo-varadkar-lisa-smith-child-return-ireland/ (https://www.thesun.ie/news/4831325/leo-varadkar-lisa-smith-child-return-ireland/)

INCOMING Irish Defence personnel fly to Turkey to bring IS bride Lisa Smith back to Ireland

Craig FarrellJohn Hand
29 Nov 2019, 21:30Updated: 29 Nov 2019, 21:34

IS bride Lisa Smith and her young child are expected to arrive in Ireland as early as Saturday.

A small team of Defence Forces personnel flew out to Turkey on Friday tasked with accompanying the Louth native and her daughter, Rakeya, two, back here.

It is understood that the Islamic State supporter will fly home on a commercial aircraft.

Taoiseach Leo Varadkar on Friday refused to go into details about the return operation but did say Smith’s child “deserves to be protected” when she returns to Ireland.

The former Defence Forces member and her girl had been held in a Syrian camp since February 2019 after escaping the terror group’s last enclave in Baghouz — but this was bombed and she fell into Turkish hands.

The Dundalk woman converted to Islam and travelled to Syria to join the Islamic State in 2015.

The Taoiseach described the situation as “tricky” but added Ireland could not expect authorities in Turkey to hold her permanently.

He said: “It is a tricky situation. And ultimately the child is an Irish citizen and deserves to be protected in my view. Ultimately we seek to protect our citizens.

“Obviously as regards to Lisa Smith, that’s a slightly different situation. But she is our citizen.

“And it wouldn’t be fair to expect the Turkish authorities to hold her indefinitely.”

Plans have been put in place for Smith and her child ahead of their arrival involving the family agency Tusla, the Defence Forces and the gardai.

An Garda Siochana will have the primary responsibility for Smith when she returns, and Commissioner Drew Harris said he was satisfied that the plans in place were appropriate and proportionate.

He added that Ireland did not need a deradicalisation programme because of the relatively small number of Irish people returning from conflict zones.

She tied the knot several times before leaving this country for jihad in Syria.

It’s also understood she is not convinced she will face prison time here despite an ongoing Garda investigation into her activities in Ireland before she left for Syria.
Title: Re: IS Bride Coming Home
Post by: Shallowhal on November 30, 2019, 05:02:19 pm
She'll be on Tinder in no time........Octy!!
Title: Re: IS Bride Coming Home
Post by: Octavia1 on November 30, 2019, 05:10:40 pm
She'll be on Tinder in no time........Octy!!

I'm sick of birds hal
...they all fuk8n mad ...shes off the scale looney ...........frankie was rite.....I'm attracted to mad cnuts .....I dont know why ....soon as a bird says do you want to go to the movies..I'm out of there....they have me mental health fuked
Title: Re: IS Bride Coming Home
Post by: Bob Shillin on November 30, 2019, 05:16:44 pm
The female mind, a ball of wool.
Title: Re: IS Bride Coming Home
Post by: Tony on November 30, 2019, 06:39:38 pm
She'll be on Tinder in no time........Octy!!

I'm sick of birds hal
...they all fuk8n mad ...shes off the scale looney ...........frankie was rite.....I'm attracted to mad cnuts .....I dont know why ....soon as a bird says do you want to go to the movies..I'm out of there....they have me mental health fuked


How did you get on with that one on Thursday night outside the green  when her two friends poured her into your car?
 
I was laffin me bollix off watching them and thinking of all the mad cunts with wimmin issues they picked you rofl
Title: Re: IS Bride Coming Home
Post by: Octavia1 on November 30, 2019, 08:23:38 pm
She'll be on Tinder in no time........Octy!!

I'm sick of birds hal
...they all fuk8n mad ...shes off the scale looney ...........frankie was rite.....I'm attracted to mad cnuts .....I dont know why ....soon as a bird says do you want to go to the movies..I'm out of there....they have me mental health fuked


How did you get on with that one on Thursday night outside the green  when her two friends poured her into your car?
 
I was laffin me bollix off watching them and thinking of all the mad cunts with wimmin issues they picked you rofl

Grand tony ....she turned out to be a delight......5 euro tip and profusely opologies for the state she was in ...must of regurgitated her  dinner bout 10 times so me nerves wer shot  but got her home ..only lived round the corner from me ....
Title: Re: IS Bride Coming Home
Post by: Shallowhal on November 30, 2019, 09:45:00 pm
She'll be on Tinder in no time........Octy!!

I'm sick of birds hal
...they all fuk8n mad ...shes off the scale looney ...........frankie was rite.....I'm attracted to mad cnuts .....I dont know why ....soon as a bird says do you want to go to the movies..I'm out of there....they have me mental health fuked


How did you get on with that one on Thursday night outside the green  when her two friends poured her into your car?
 
I was laffin me bollix off watching them and thinking of all the mad cunts with wimmin issues they picked you rofl

Grand tony ....she turned out to be a delight......5 euro tip and profusely opologies for the state she was in ...must of regurgitated her  dinner bout 10 times so me nerves wer shot  but got her home ..only lived round the corner from me ....

Another phone number eh!!
Title: Re: IS Bride Coming Home
Post by: Dr. Martin Gooter Bling on December 01, 2019, 06:12:54 am
it's a shame she did'nt fall in to the hands of the syrian government forces.
every one of these barbaric foreign cunts running amok in someone else's land should be butchered.
Title: Re: IS Bride Coming Home
Post by: john m on December 01, 2019, 12:22:10 pm
Big Dommos sister lives in Drogheda ,she was out last night drinking cans in the bus station and was talking to another local youngone with a Celtic Tattoo on her left tit who recons Jihad Jane will be offered plenty of local contracts to take out gang members .Somebody with her military training will be in big demand .
Title: Re: IS Bride Coming Home
Post by: Rat Catcher on December 01, 2019, 01:11:00 pm
Plenty of ex freedom fighters in Dundalk who would be familiar with training camps in the "Greater" Middle East... a home from abhaile.
Title: Re: IS Bride Coming Home
Post by: silverbullet on December 01, 2019, 06:48:02 pm
Big Dommos sister lives in Drogheda ,she was out last night drinking cans in the bus station and was talking to another local youngone with a Celtic Tattoo on her left tit who recons Jihad Jane will be offered plenty of local contracts to take out gang members .Somebody with her military training will be in big demand .
Her training?
She was an Air Hostess FFS!!
Title: Re: IS Bride Coming Home
Post by: The Liffey Lip on December 02, 2019, 07:29:52 am
Irish Air Corps with a kid......some lean, mean fighting machine there alright. Seeing as she worked on Bertie's jet she might be able to defuse a few accumulators at Cheltenham this March.
Title: Re: IS Bride Coming Home
Post by: Belker on December 02, 2019, 09:00:09 am
I don't think the lady will get much of a Cead Mile Failte home, I don't wish her any harm, but she will never see the inside of my cab.
Title: Re: IS Bride Coming Home
Post by: The Liffey Lip on December 02, 2019, 10:05:26 am
The people of Dundalk seem divided on how she should be received.......that nugget of wisdom came from Virgin Media News....i did laugh.
Title: Re: IS Bride Coming Home
Post by: Octavia1 on December 02, 2019, 10:19:58 am
These death cults attract nut jobs ......that's me problem wit Islam and most other cults  (religions)   ....shud  be banned ....
That woman suffered trauma as a youth.....abuse......she borderline personality disordered......angry cnut ....hates ireland hates home wer the shite in her upbringing happened...I'm certain she lesbien........but her new cult wudnt have facilitated carpet munching so she done wat she told an married a stranger to breed more babies for the cult....a sense of finally belonging to something of bein important ,getting the control back by bein controlled by something bigger ,,not alone anymore ....and absolutely loving the violence and control systems......probably got very excited physically emotionally witnessing the violence ,the crusifictions ,beheadings to the point of orgasmic release of the pent up  anger of her unfortunate youth oppression...........
Poor cnut
Title: Re: IS Bride Coming Home
Post by: Octavia1 on December 02, 2019, 10:28:18 am
https://youtu.be/FQ5YU_spBw0
A masterpiece in the explanation of  religion and of female human cuntery
Title: Re: IS Bride Coming Home
Post by: john m on December 02, 2019, 10:49:44 am
Big Dommos Uncle Herbert went out to Spain to Fight in the Civil war the Parish Priest asked for volenteers ,When he came back he got a job as a Caretaker in a School never detoxed by the Garda for going overseas to fight in a foreign religious war .
Title: Re: IS Bride Coming Home
Post by: Tony on December 02, 2019, 10:53:07 am
Ffs octy even im getting wood after reading that
Title: Re: IS Bride Coming Home
Post by: Octavia1 on December 02, 2019, 11:57:02 am
Ffs octy even im getting wood after reading that

 :o.yu need a  psychiatric assessment ther tony .....I got one once ....the psychiatrist ended up on the couch and me sittin in his chair....
Poor cnut
Title: Re: IS Bride Coming Home
Post by: Tony on December 02, 2019, 12:17:27 pm
Ffs octy even im getting wood after reading that

 :o.yu need a  psychiatric assessment ther tony .....I got one once ....the psychiatrist ended up on the couch and me sittin in his chair....
Poor cnut


I have a cert somewhere to prove im sane...
Title: Re: IS Bride Coming Home
Post by: The Liffey Lip on December 02, 2019, 01:03:59 pm
https://youtu.be/FQ5YU_spBw0
A masterpiece in the explanation of  religion and of female human cuntery

Cambridge-educated twats pouring scorn on Christians....they'd do no such thing to the other crowd......Michael Winner.
Title: Re: IS Bride Coming Home
Post by: Belker on December 02, 2019, 01:55:43 pm
Ffs octy even im getting wood after reading that
:o.yu need a  psychiatric assessment ther tony .....I got one once ....the psychiatrist ended up on the couch and me sittin in his chair....
Poor cnut
I have a cert somewhere to prove im sane...
No, you don't El Tonio, what you have is a psychiatrist's report to say that it is unlikely that you will Kill anyone,  .... TODAY !
Title: Re: IS Bride Coming Home
Post by: Lizzzy on December 02, 2019, 07:15:00 pm
Who or where is the father of the child?
Title: Re: IS Bride Coming Home
Post by: Rat Catcher on December 02, 2019, 07:17:13 pm
On the way... patience man! Coming soon to a rank near you... well a rank up above in Dublin like the rest of the Louth immigrants.
Title: Re: IS Bride Coming Home
Post by: Lizzzy on December 02, 2019, 07:20:45 pm
On the way... patience man! Coming soon to a rank near you... well a rank up above in Dublin like the rest of the Louth immigrants.

How is the child automatically Irish then.
Title: Re: IS Bride Coming Home
Post by: Rat Catcher on December 02, 2019, 07:23:21 pm
Irish parentage on it's mother's side.
Title: Re: IS Bride Coming Home
Post by: Bob Shillin on December 02, 2019, 08:43:59 pm
Who or where is the father of the child?
Fairly sure that the news reported him kilt.
Title: Re: IS Bride Coming Home
Post by: Octavia1 on December 02, 2019, 08:55:03 pm
Who or where is the father of the child?
Fairly sure that the news reported him kilt.

I find the taut of bein in a house in heaven wit 70 virgins quite terrifying to be honest.........yid at least need a barrel of viagra, a pot of sudocream and a pair of ear muffs
Title: Re: IS Bride Coming Home
Post by: Octavia1 on December 02, 2019, 08:57:28 pm
Cost ya a fortune in birthdays aswell
Title: Re: IS Bride Coming Home
Post by: markmiwurdz on December 03, 2019, 06:13:16 am


I find the taut of bein in a house in heaven wit 70 virgins quite terrifying to be honest.........yid at least need a barrel of viagra, a pot of sudocream and a pair of ear muffs
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That's the way you were a couple of weeks ago... rofl
Title: Re: IS Bride Coming Home
Post by: Shallowhal on December 03, 2019, 09:47:48 am
Problem there Marky was he had absolutely none of those things!!
Title: Re: IS Bride Coming Home
Post by: mercenary for hire on December 03, 2019, 09:51:14 am
I'd say poor Lisa wakes up in her cell every morning complaining that the kip is freezing and wondering why she didn't hide a bit better amongst the other letterbox women.The cops probably gave her a Christmas tree too.
Title: Re: IS Bride Coming Home
Post by: Shallowhal on December 03, 2019, 10:20:26 am
She didn't need assistance leaving the country but returning cost us taxpayers a few Turkish Lira.
Title: Re: IS Bride Coming Home
Post by: mercenary for hire on December 03, 2019, 11:05:43 am
Imagine her fukking the brekkie roll at the detectives because it has everything on it."fuk you and your black pudding"....
Allahu Akbar yis cunts.
Title: Re: IS Bride Coming Home
Post by: john m on December 03, 2019, 11:25:53 am
She will probably get a job as a community leader in Drogheda just like all the Northern terrorists including convicted murderers did .I wonder if MI5 or 6 monitor them lads .She might even run for the Dail it has a history of electing terrorists like Dev ,Cosgrave Adams
Title: Re: IS Bride Coming Home
Post by: mercenary for hire on December 03, 2019, 12:05:26 pm
Maybe... but her accent is brutal.
Title: Re: IS Bride Coming Home
Post by: Octavia1 on December 03, 2019, 01:15:21 pm
I've only ever been to louth once .....dundalk to be exact....or was it drogheda? Cant remember.....anyway to collect the stuff of me mates brother who topped himself....
Wen I got ther I imagined that that kip exaserbateted the poor fellows depression ....
I've never felt so sick in all me life ...thers a palpable universal depression on everyone's face ....its like walking into auschvitz....its all quiet ...they dont even talk to each other like they do in dublin..its like they've accepted they're fuked an thers no point...thers therapists phone numbers  all over the walls an advertisement for prozac on every bus stop ....fukin kip
Poor cnuts
Title: Re: IS Bride Coming Home
Post by: The Liffey Lip on December 04, 2019, 12:39:36 pm
Fascinating thing is she functioned in a country whose regime frowned upon the women within it, yet she survived without speaking a word of Arabic, Urdu or Pashtun...it really does show how thick the average Paddy is swallowing this bullshit...pass me the Pampers there Salma, me auld effendi....

Title: Re: IS Bride Coming Home
Post by: Rat Catcher on December 04, 2019, 12:42:27 pm
She will probably get a job as a community leader in Drogheda just like all the Northern terrorists including convicted murderers did .I wonder if MI5 or 6 monitor them lads .She might even run for the Dail it has a history of electing terrorists like Dev ,Cosgrave Adams

She's a Dundalk woman so unlikely that she'll emigrate to Drogheda. Of course British Intelligence monitor the ex freedom fighters, there's more touts in Shin Fayne than holes in a sieve.
Title: Re: IS Bride Coming Home
Post by: Shallowhal on December 04, 2019, 12:44:23 pm
So....the gardai say they're gonna charge her with terrorist offences.

Lisa Smith due in court charged on suspicion of terrorist offences  https://jrnl.ie/4917721
Title: Re: IS Bride Coming Home
Post by: The Liffey Lip on December 04, 2019, 12:47:53 pm
If you rear-end a Jewish taxi-driver in Finchley Park now it's considered a terrorist offence......if a Muslim is heard screaming, "Delle Ali scored for Spurs"...it's considered a terrorist offence....don't mind the spin.
Title: Re: IS Bride Coming Home
Post by: Shallowhal on December 04, 2019, 12:52:31 pm
I love an oul spin LL!!
Title: Re: IS Bride Coming Home
Post by: The Liffey Lip on December 04, 2019, 12:56:41 pm
I've no doubt the spin at the end of all this, Hal will be...."A man led this woman astray and it started with domestic abuse"....that'll be that...put to bed costing you, John M, and all those other spirited, tax-paying outraged Taxi men a fortune which will be long-forgotten when Panti Bliss becomes the Free Now chief...and that is going to happen!
Title: Re: IS Bride Coming Home
Post by: Shallowhal on December 04, 2019, 01:01:23 pm
I only get outraged on Twitter....best place for it!!
Title: Re: IS Bride Coming Home
Post by: The Liffey Lip on December 04, 2019, 01:04:38 pm
Best to laugh it all off as Lisa Smith will do...with a book, movie, etc etc....
Title: Re: IS Bride Coming Home
Post by: silverbullet on December 04, 2019, 02:47:45 pm
Dundalk to Daesh, from bad to worse.
Lisa Smith!
Title: Re: IS Bride Coming Home
Post by: john m on December 04, 2019, 03:22:46 pm
She is a very naughty girl .
Title: Re: IS Bride Coming Home
Post by: Shallowhal on December 04, 2019, 03:32:26 pm
She is a very naughty girl .

....dressed in black,dressed in black,dressed in black black black!!
Title: Re: IS Bride Coming Home
Post by: silverbullet on December 04, 2019, 03:59:36 pm
She is a very naughty girl .

....dressed in black,dressed in black,dressed in black black black!!
Drown her
Islam Dunk!