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Title: Act Normal
Post by: stonethecrows on March 15, 2020, 10:38:21 pm
The wife keeps telling me to act normal and go about me normal routine during the Dizeze crisis, told her I havn't acted normal in about 40 years.
Title: Re: Act Normal
Post by: stonethecrows on March 15, 2020, 10:41:31 pm
And I see Mr Healer is on to-nite, another one of our valued listeners, perhaps he might give us an auld post and advise on a cure for the dizeze.
Title: Re: Act Normal
Post by: john m on March 15, 2020, 10:59:30 pm
The wife keeps telling me to act normal and go about me normal routine during the Dizeze crisis, told her I havn't acted normal in about 40 years.


Fucking hates you my hen asks if im going to work .Driving me test tube for pennies to keep her in woodbines and bingo .
Title: Re: Act Normal
Post by: Horse on March 16, 2020, 12:03:40 am
I don't know about yous but I'm done working for now, for numerous reasons. Stay safe folks.
Title: Re: Act Normal
Post by: silverbullet on March 16, 2020, 12:37:02 am
I don't know about yous but I'm done working for now, for numerous reasons. Stay safe folks.
Let's hope you are in a stable condition!
Title: Re: Act Normal
Post by: Horse on March 16, 2020, 02:27:04 am
It's a cull. Is it nature or government . I'm no fan of greta poxberg, but  I do feel the whole iceberg and burning forests  wasn't setting in for the masses.  This shit will.



Title: Re: Act Normal
Post by: The Liffey Lip on March 16, 2020, 08:48:49 am
Some very sharp, clued-in people here. Maybe John M was right about some of these lads being uber-intelligent. Sadly, they're always the first to get "disappeared". Dr David Kelly, being an example........."no WMD's in Iraq"....committed "suicide".
Title: Re: Act Normal
Post by: The Liffey Lip on March 16, 2020, 09:14:57 am
The wife keeps telling me to act normal and go about me normal routine during the Dizeze crisis, told her I havn't acted normal in about 40 years.

STC, evrery woman knows the man they're living with is mad.....their mammies programme them that way for the next woman in their lives...
Title: Re: Act Normal
Post by: Tony on March 16, 2020, 09:39:22 am
The wife keeps telling me to act normal and go about me normal routine during the Dizeze crisis, told her I havn't acted normal in about 40 years.

STC, evrery woman knows the man they're living with is mad.....their mammies programme them that way for the next woman in their lives...


Thats a load of bollix inanyways, im living proof of that
Title: Re: Act Normal
Post by: The Liffey Lip on March 16, 2020, 02:43:44 pm
Right...........that's fine Tony.....
Title: Re: Act Normal
Post by: silverbullet on March 16, 2020, 02:59:14 pm
Not beyond the realms of possibility:

TV show Fortitude:
Fortitude is a town in the Arctic that is unlike any other place on Earth. Surrounded by the picturesque polar landscape and filled with residents who form a tight-knit community, the town has never been the site of a violent crime. That changes, though, when a research scientist is killed, which leads to an investigation that prompts police officers begin to suspect and mistrust one another. Members of the community also struggle to understand the terror that has been unleashed among them. While all this is going on, above-average temperatures result in record ice melt, which reveals secrets that have long been hidden underneath Fortitude's frozen landscape.
Title: Re: Act Normal
Post by: Shallowhal on March 16, 2020, 03:26:48 pm
Watched that....and series 2....think there was a third aswell....excellent!!....watched The Outsider aswell.
Title: Re: Act Normal
Post by: The Liffey Lip on March 16, 2020, 03:34:51 pm
Try Undercover on Netflix....half Dutch (Belgian) and half-French ......seriously clever plot. Don't confuse it with the English Drama with the same name.
Title: Re: Act Normal
Post by: silverbullet on March 16, 2020, 03:35:59 pm
Watched that....and series 2....think there was a third aswell....excellent!!....watched The Outsider aswell.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HGvmQppgpqo (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HGvmQppgpqo) 8)
Title: Re: Act Normal
Post by: stonethecrows on March 16, 2020, 05:13:00 pm
The wife keeps telling me to act normal and go about me normal routine during the Dizeze crisis, told her I havn't acted normal in about 40 years.

STC, evrery woman knows the man they're living with is mad.....their mammies programme them that way for the next woman in their lives...
And my Mam (god rest Her), warned the future missus about me but she didnt listen, serves her right for being stuck with me now
Title: Re: Act Normal
Post by: Horse on March 16, 2020, 05:20:00 pm
And stuck with us they are, ha, for the next few weeks
Title: Re: Act Normal
Post by: Shallowhal on March 16, 2020, 08:41:45 pm
The wife keeps telling me to act normal and go about me normal routine during the Dizeze crisis, told her I havn't acted normal in about 40 years.

STC, evrery woman knows the man they're living with is mad.....their mammies programme them that way for the next woman in their lives...
And my Mam (god rest Her), warned the future missus about me but she didnt listen, serves her right for being stuck with me now

My ol man said to my missus when we were courting..."what do ye see in that bollox?"
Title: Re: Act Normal
Post by: U Wha on March 16, 2020, 08:53:36 pm
https://youtu.be/Hks6Nq7g6P4
Title: Re: Act Normal
Post by: U Wha on March 16, 2020, 09:01:55 pm
Working from home
Title: Re: Act Normal
Post by: The Liffey Lip on March 16, 2020, 10:19:53 pm
The wife keeps telling me to act normal and go about me normal routine during the Dizeze crisis, told her I havn't acted normal in about 40 years.

STC, evrery woman knows the man they're living with is mad.....their mammies programme them that way for the next woman in their lives...
And my Mam (god rest Her), warned the future missus about me but she didnt listen, serves her right for being stuck with me now

My ol man said to my missus when we were courting..."what do ye see in that bollox?"

My aulfella was from Glasgow,,sharp and tough cunt......cam home with a bird from Tomangos one night and he was still up watching Davis and Taylor in the snooker.....says I, "this is Amanda",,,,,,says he,,,,"It's a fuckin' what son?".
Title: Re: Act Normal
Post by: The Liffey Lip on March 16, 2020, 10:22:22 pm
Got rid of the Erm fairly sharp that one anyway...cunt legged it.
Title: Re: Act Normal
Post by: Octavia1 on March 16, 2020, 10:27:57 pm
The wife keeps telling me to act normal and go about me normal routine during the Dizeze crisis, told her I havn't acted normal in about 40 years.

STC, evrery woman knows the man they're living with is mad.....their mammies programme them that way for the next woman in their lives...
And my Mam (god rest Her), warned the future missus about me but she didnt listen, serves her right for being stuck with me now

My ol man said to my missus when we were courting..."what do ye see in that bollox?"

My aulfella was from Glasgow,,sharp and tough cunt......cam home with a bird from Tomangos one night and he was still up watching Davis and Taylor in the snooker.....says I, "this is Amanda",,,,,,says he,,,,"It's a fuckin' what son?".
rofl
Title: Re: Act Normal
Post by: Belker on March 16, 2020, 10:36:10 pm
 rofl
The wife keeps telling me to act normal and go about me normal routine during the Dizeze crisis, told her I havn't acted normal in about 40 years.

STC, evrery woman knows the man they're living with is mad.....their mammies programme them that way for the next woman in their lives...
And my Mam (god rest Her), warned the future missus about me but she didnt listen, serves her right for being stuck with me now

My ol man said to my missus when we were courting..."what do ye see in that bollox?"

My aulfella was from Glasgow,,sharp and tough cunt......cam home with a bird from Tomangos one night and he was still up watching Davis and Taylor in the snooker.....says I, "this is Amanda",,,,,,says he,,,,"It's a fuckin' what son?".
rofl
Title: Re: Act Normal
Post by: Octavia1 on March 16, 2020, 10:38:28 pm
I was thinkin of buying one them Japanese dolls that keeps yu company...
7
I'm gettin very lonely bein on me own....the owlone next door across the hall knocked on me door the other nite in a new see tru fetching nitghtie ....I cud see everything.... ???
" octy "........." octy" .she said

.I'm scared ....this virus could kill a women in her prime like me "
she said
An she tried to kiss me and jump on me
.." fuk off away from me " I said "
" I dont know wer yu bein "
" Anyway look the size of ya "..." yu be alright your"
 self insulated" ..I said

  fuked off she did ....havnt seen her since
Title: Re: Act Normal
Post by: The Liffey Lip on March 16, 2020, 10:49:48 pm
Working from home



 rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl

Title: Re: Act Normal
Post by: Cool Boola on March 16, 2020, 11:45:55 pm
Jay's.. ya have a way with the women don't you..Poetic....
Title: Re: Act Normal
Post by: Vikkiz on March 17, 2020, 10:08:31 am
The wife keeps telling me to act normal and go about me normal routine during the Dizeze crisis, told her I havn't acted normal in about 40 years.

STC, evrery woman knows the man they're living with is mad.....their mammies programme them that way for the next woman in their lives...
And my Mam (god rest Her), warned the future missus about me but she didnt listen, serves her right for being stuck with me now
My mother told my wife, at the reception of our wedding, “he’s yours now, no receipt, no return”  rofl
Title: Re: Act Normal
Post by: stonethecrows on March 17, 2020, 10:09:59 am
Amanda has just shacked up with her new fello called Fred.

Amanda say to fred "Honey, in your bathroom I found two towels, one with a letter A embroidered on it and another with an F.
                               How thoughtful of you! I used the one with an A, because F is for Fred…"

Fred replies to Amanda "F is for face."
Title: Re: Act Normal
Post by: The Liffey Lip on March 17, 2020, 10:14:45 am
Paddy D......., a school-mate of mine married at 23 to this wretch from the Liberites........his aulfella's dinner speech made me cry laughing for an hour....."Paddy came from the best background we could provide for him, he was never too clever at school, but still I wished him luck as he sat the Inter, just as I do now....he's going to need every fucking bit of luck God can give him". True for him............Paddy was back with his folks 2 yrs later before there was any divorce here.
Title: Re: Act Normal
Post by: Shallowhal on March 17, 2020, 10:33:34 am
Nuttin wrong with burds from the Liberties!!
Title: Re: Act Normal
Post by: The Liffey Lip on March 17, 2020, 10:42:11 am
This one....yeah there was....she saw him coming....poor auld Paddy....
Title: Re: Act Normal
Post by: Octavia1 on March 17, 2020, 10:46:32 am
I've just copped the thread title .....
"Act normal "
 rofl rofl rofl
Title: Re: Act Normal
Post by: Tony on March 17, 2020, 10:55:30 am
Nuttin wrong with burds from the Liberties!!


Yeah me grandmother was once a girl from there
Title: Re: Act Normal
Post by: Shallowhal on March 17, 2020, 11:02:10 am
Nuttin wrong with burds from the Liberties!!


Yeah me grandmother was once a girl from there

Ah i'm lying...she's from The Tenters.
Title: Re: Act Normal
Post by: The Liffey Lip on March 17, 2020, 11:06:39 am
Why do people get so defensive....make everything to be about themselves.....some of the best sex I ever had was with a bird from the Liberties...that doesn't make them all lovely girls.
Title: Re: Act Normal
Post by: dalymount on March 17, 2020, 01:46:44 pm
Here on a completely different note.is any of you fellas getting any work from your dispatchers ? And if not,are you still expected to pay your weekly frieght ?
Title: Re: Act Normal
Post by: Shallowhal on March 17, 2020, 02:44:09 pm
Here on a completely different note.is any of you fellas getting any work from your dispatchers ? And if not,are you still expected to pay your weekly frieght ?

I would hope not....why would drivers be paying to keep a dispatch firm afloat....we all have bills to pay,maybe they should consider reducing freight to drivers who continue to work.
Title: Re: Act Normal
Post by: dalymount on March 17, 2020, 03:07:35 pm
Unlike most other companies who are making a collective effort to combat the virus by closing,it will be interesting to see if any of them will close their doors
Title: Re: Act Normal
Post by: dalymount on March 17, 2020, 03:12:52 pm
What way do they work.do you have to sign a contract with them when you start working with them ?
Title: Re: Act Normal
Post by: Shallowhal on March 17, 2020, 03:23:38 pm
What way do they work.do you have to sign a contract with them when you start working with them ?

Not when i was with C2K back in the day(2006-2010)

But i do think you have a point,there certainly shouldn't be any walk in facilities and as Octy says in numbers we're only part of the problem not the solution.
Title: Re: Act Normal
Post by: silverbullet on March 17, 2020, 07:31:13 pm
The only Germ spreaders I've seen out working are Lymp taxis.
Title: Re: Act Normal
Post by: dalymount on March 17, 2020, 08:00:02 pm
Ebbs plebs ?
Title: Re: Act Normal
Post by: Shallowhal on March 17, 2020, 08:02:42 pm
Ebbs plebs ?

They've got big bills to pay!!
Title: Re: Act Normal
Post by: silverbullet on March 17, 2020, 08:03:47 pm
Ebbs plebs ?
The very ones. Serving hospitals and shut ins and other high risk accounts.
Title: Re: Act Normal
Post by: dalymount on March 17, 2020, 08:27:40 pm
They wont be working very soon Leo on the 9 oclock will be announcing lockdown
Title: Re: Act Normal
Post by: Belker on March 17, 2020, 10:23:53 pm
My mother told my wife, at the reception of our wedding, “he’s yours now, no receipt, no return”  rofl
My father-in-law after delivering his daughter to me at the top of the aisle said to me;
"Christ, she is all yours now Bey" !
In hindsight I prob should have heeded his warning !
Title: Re: Act Normal
Post by: Shallowhal on March 17, 2020, 10:37:05 pm
He didn't warn ye Ken....he knew exactly what he was doin...(just gettin in before you know who?)