Irish Taxi Forum
Public Area => Taxi Talk => Topic started by: stonethecrows on March 15, 2020, 10:38:21 pm
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The wife keeps telling me to act normal and go about me normal routine during the Dizeze crisis, told her I havn't acted normal in about 40 years.
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And I see Mr Healer is on to-nite, another one of our valued listeners, perhaps he might give us an auld post and advise on a cure for the dizeze.
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The wife keeps telling me to act normal and go about me normal routine during the Dizeze crisis, told her I havn't acted normal in about 40 years.
Fucking hates you my hen asks if im going to work .Driving me test tube for pennies to keep her in woodbines and bingo .
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I don't know about yous but I'm done working for now, for numerous reasons. Stay safe folks.
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I don't know about yous but I'm done working for now, for numerous reasons. Stay safe folks.
Let's hope you are in a stable condition!
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It's a cull. Is it nature or government . I'm no fan of greta poxberg, but I do feel the whole iceberg and burning forests wasn't setting in for the masses. This shit will.
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Some very sharp, clued-in people here. Maybe John M was right about some of these lads being uber-intelligent. Sadly, they're always the first to get "disappeared". Dr David Kelly, being an example........."no WMD's in Iraq"....committed "suicide".
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The wife keeps telling me to act normal and go about me normal routine during the Dizeze crisis, told her I havn't acted normal in about 40 years.
STC, evrery woman knows the man they're living with is mad.....their mammies programme them that way for the next woman in their lives...
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The wife keeps telling me to act normal and go about me normal routine during the Dizeze crisis, told her I havn't acted normal in about 40 years.
STC, evrery woman knows the man they're living with is mad.....their mammies programme them that way for the next woman in their lives...
Thats a load of bollix inanyways, im living proof of that
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Right...........that's fine Tony.....
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Not beyond the realms of possibility:
TV show Fortitude:
Fortitude is a town in the Arctic that is unlike any other place on Earth. Surrounded by the picturesque polar landscape and filled with residents who form a tight-knit community, the town has never been the site of a violent crime. That changes, though, when a research scientist is killed, which leads to an investigation that prompts police officers begin to suspect and mistrust one another. Members of the community also struggle to understand the terror that has been unleashed among them. While all this is going on, above-average temperatures result in record ice melt, which reveals secrets that have long been hidden underneath Fortitude's frozen landscape.
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Watched that....and series 2....think there was a third aswell....excellent!!....watched The Outsider aswell.
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Try Undercover on Netflix....half Dutch (Belgian) and half-French ......seriously clever plot. Don't confuse it with the English Drama with the same name.
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Watched that....and series 2....think there was a third aswell....excellent!!....watched The Outsider aswell.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HGvmQppgpqo (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HGvmQppgpqo) 8)
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The wife keeps telling me to act normal and go about me normal routine during the Dizeze crisis, told her I havn't acted normal in about 40 years.
STC, evrery woman knows the man they're living with is mad.....their mammies programme them that way for the next woman in their lives...
And my Mam (god rest Her), warned the future missus about me but she didnt listen, serves her right for being stuck with me now
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And stuck with us they are, ha, for the next few weeks
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The wife keeps telling me to act normal and go about me normal routine during the Dizeze crisis, told her I havn't acted normal in about 40 years.
STC, evrery woman knows the man they're living with is mad.....their mammies programme them that way for the next woman in their lives...
And my Mam (god rest Her), warned the future missus about me but she didnt listen, serves her right for being stuck with me now
My ol man said to my missus when we were courting..."what do ye see in that bollox?"
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https://youtu.be/Hks6Nq7g6P4
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Working from home
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The wife keeps telling me to act normal and go about me normal routine during the Dizeze crisis, told her I havn't acted normal in about 40 years.
STC, evrery woman knows the man they're living with is mad.....their mammies programme them that way for the next woman in their lives...
And my Mam (god rest Her), warned the future missus about me but she didnt listen, serves her right for being stuck with me now
My ol man said to my missus when we were courting..."what do ye see in that bollox?"
My aulfella was from Glasgow,,sharp and tough cunt......cam home with a bird from Tomangos one night and he was still up watching Davis and Taylor in the snooker.....says I, "this is Amanda",,,,,,says he,,,,"It's a fuckin' what son?".
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Got rid of the Erm fairly sharp that one anyway...cunt legged it.
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The wife keeps telling me to act normal and go about me normal routine during the Dizeze crisis, told her I havn't acted normal in about 40 years.
STC, evrery woman knows the man they're living with is mad.....their mammies programme them that way for the next woman in their lives...
And my Mam (god rest Her), warned the future missus about me but she didnt listen, serves her right for being stuck with me now
My ol man said to my missus when we were courting..."what do ye see in that bollox?"
My aulfella was from Glasgow,,sharp and tough cunt......cam home with a bird from Tomangos one night and he was still up watching Davis and Taylor in the snooker.....says I, "this is Amanda",,,,,,says he,,,,"It's a fuckin' what son?".
rofl
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rofl
The wife keeps telling me to act normal and go about me normal routine during the Dizeze crisis, told her I havn't acted normal in about 40 years.
STC, evrery woman knows the man they're living with is mad.....their mammies programme them that way for the next woman in their lives...
And my Mam (god rest Her), warned the future missus about me but she didnt listen, serves her right for being stuck with me now
My ol man said to my missus when we were courting..."what do ye see in that bollox?"
My aulfella was from Glasgow,,sharp and tough cunt......cam home with a bird from Tomangos one night and he was still up watching Davis and Taylor in the snooker.....says I, "this is Amanda",,,,,,says he,,,,"It's a fuckin' what son?".
rofl
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I was thinkin of buying one them Japanese dolls that keeps yu company...
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I'm gettin very lonely bein on me own....the owlone next door across the hall knocked on me door the other nite in a new see tru fetching nitghtie ....I cud see everything.... ???
" octy "........." octy" .she said
.I'm scared ....this virus could kill a women in her prime like me "
she said
An she tried to kiss me and jump on me
.." fuk off away from me " I said "
" I dont know wer yu bein "
" Anyway look the size of ya "..." yu be alright your"
self insulated" ..I said
fuked off she did ....havnt seen her since
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Working from home
rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl
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Jay's.. ya have a way with the women don't you..Poetic....
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The wife keeps telling me to act normal and go about me normal routine during the Dizeze crisis, told her I havn't acted normal in about 40 years.
STC, evrery woman knows the man they're living with is mad.....their mammies programme them that way for the next woman in their lives...
And my Mam (god rest Her), warned the future missus about me but she didnt listen, serves her right for being stuck with me now
My mother told my wife, at the reception of our wedding, “he’s yours now, no receipt, no return” rofl
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Amanda has just shacked up with her new fello called Fred.
Amanda say to fred "Honey, in your bathroom I found two towels, one with a letter A embroidered on it and another with an F.
How thoughtful of you! I used the one with an A, because F is for Fred…"
Fred replies to Amanda "F is for face."
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Paddy D......., a school-mate of mine married at 23 to this wretch from the Liberites........his aulfella's dinner speech made me cry laughing for an hour....."Paddy came from the best background we could provide for him, he was never too clever at school, but still I wished him luck as he sat the Inter, just as I do now....he's going to need every fucking bit of luck God can give him". True for him............Paddy was back with his folks 2 yrs later before there was any divorce here.
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Nuttin wrong with burds from the Liberties!!
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This one....yeah there was....she saw him coming....poor auld Paddy....
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I've just copped the thread title .....
"Act normal "
rofl rofl rofl
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Nuttin wrong with burds from the Liberties!!
Yeah me grandmother was once a girl from there
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Nuttin wrong with burds from the Liberties!!
Yeah me grandmother was once a girl from there
Ah i'm lying...she's from The Tenters.
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Why do people get so defensive....make everything to be about themselves.....some of the best sex I ever had was with a bird from the Liberties...that doesn't make them all lovely girls.
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Here on a completely different note.is any of you fellas getting any work from your dispatchers ? And if not,are you still expected to pay your weekly frieght ?
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Here on a completely different note.is any of you fellas getting any work from your dispatchers ? And if not,are you still expected to pay your weekly frieght ?
I would hope not....why would drivers be paying to keep a dispatch firm afloat....we all have bills to pay,maybe they should consider reducing freight to drivers who continue to work.
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Unlike most other companies who are making a collective effort to combat the virus by closing,it will be interesting to see if any of them will close their doors
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What way do they work.do you have to sign a contract with them when you start working with them ?
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What way do they work.do you have to sign a contract with them when you start working with them ?
Not when i was with C2K back in the day(2006-2010)
But i do think you have a point,there certainly shouldn't be any walk in facilities and as Octy says in numbers we're only part of the problem not the solution.
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The only Germ spreaders I've seen out working are Lymp taxis.
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Ebbs plebs ?
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Ebbs plebs ?
They've got big bills to pay!!
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Ebbs plebs ?
The very ones. Serving hospitals and shut ins and other high risk accounts.
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They wont be working very soon Leo on the 9 oclock will be announcing lockdown
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My mother told my wife, at the reception of our wedding, “he’s yours now, no receipt, no return” rofl
My father-in-law after delivering his daughter to me at the top of the aisle said to me;
"Christ, she is all yours now Bey" !
In hindsight I prob should have heeded his warning !
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He didn't warn ye Ken....he knew exactly what he was doin...(just gettin in before you know who?)