Act Normal

[Horse]

And stuck with us they are, ha, for the next few weeks

[Shallowhal]

The wife keeps telling me to act normal and go about me normal routine during the Dizeze crisis, told her I havn't acted normal in about 40 years.

STC, evrery woman knows the man they're living with is mad.....their mammies programme them that way for the next woman in their lives...

And my Mam (god rest Her), warned the future missus about me but she didnt listen, serves her right for being stuck with me now

My ol man said to my missus when we were courting..."what do ye see in that bollox?"

[U Wha]

https://youtu.be/Hks6Nq7g6P4

[U Wha]

Working from home

[The Liffey Lip]

The wife keeps telling me to act normal and go about me normal routine during the Dizeze crisis, told her I havn't acted normal in about 40 years.

STC, evrery woman knows the man they're living with is mad.....their mammies programme them that way for the next woman in their lives...

And my Mam (god rest Her), warned the future missus about me but she didnt listen, serves her right for being stuck with me now

My ol man said to my missus when we were courting..."what do ye see in that bollox?"

My aulfella was from Glasgow,,sharp and tough cunt......cam home with a bird from Tomangos one night and he was still up watching Davis and Taylor in the snooker.....says I, "this is Amanda",,,,,,says he,,,,"It's a fuckin' what son?".

[The Liffey Lip]

Got rid of the Erm fairly sharp that one anyway...cunt legged it.

[Octavia1]

The wife keeps telling me to act normal and go about me normal routine during the Dizeze crisis, told her I havn't acted normal in about 40 years.

STC, evrery woman knows the man they're living with is mad.....their mammies programme them that way for the next woman in their lives...

And my Mam (god rest Her), warned the future missus about me but she didnt listen, serves her right for being stuck with me now

My ol man said to my missus when we were courting..."what do ye see in that bollox?"

My aulfella was from Glasgow,,sharp and tough cunt......cam home with a bird from Tomangos one night and he was still up watching Davis and Taylor in the snooker.....says I, "this is Amanda",,,,,,says he,,,,"It's a fuckin' what son?".

[Belker]

 

The wife keeps telling me to act normal and go about me normal routine during the Dizeze crisis, told her I havn't acted normal in about 40 years.

STC, evrery woman knows the man they're living with is mad.....their mammies programme them that way for the next woman in their lives...

And my Mam (god rest Her), warned the future missus about me but she didnt listen, serves her right for being stuck with me now

My ol man said to my missus when we were courting..."what do ye see in that bollox?"

My aulfella was from Glasgow,,sharp and tough cunt......cam home with a bird from Tomangos one night and he was still up watching Davis and Taylor in the snooker.....says I, "this is Amanda",,,,,,says he,,,,"It's a fuckin' what son?".

[Octavia1]

I was thinkin of buying one them Japanese dolls that keeps yu company...
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I'm gettin very lonely bein on me own....the owlone next door across the hall knocked on me door the other nite in a new see tru fetching nitghtie ....I cud see everything....
" octy "........." octy" .she said

.I'm scared ....this virus could kill a women in her prime like me "
she said
An she tried to kiss me and jump on me
.." fuk off away from me " I said "
" I dont know wer yu bein "
" Anyway look the size of ya "..." yu be alright your"
 self insulated" ..I said

  fuked off she did ....havnt seen her since

[The Liffey Lip]

Working from home

 

[Cool Boola]

Jay's.. ya have a way with the women don't you..Poetic....

[Vikkiz]

The wife keeps telling me to act normal and go about me normal routine during the Dizeze crisis, told her I havn't acted normal in about 40 years.

STC, evrery woman knows the man they're living with is mad.....their mammies programme them that way for the next woman in their lives...

And my Mam (god rest Her), warned the future missus about me but she didnt listen, serves her right for being stuck with me now

My mother told my wife, at the reception of our wedding, “he’s yours now, no receipt, no return” 

[stonethecrows]

Amanda has just shacked up with her new fello called Fred.

Amanda say to fred "Honey, in your bathroom I found two towels, one with a letter A embroidered on it and another with an F.
                               How thoughtful of you! I used the one with an A, because F is for Fred…"

Fred replies to Amanda "F is for face."

[The Liffey Lip]

Paddy D......., a school-mate of mine married at 23 to this wretch from the Liberites........his aulfella's dinner speech made me cry laughing for an hour....."Paddy came from the best background we could provide for him, he was never too clever at school, but still I wished him luck as he sat the Inter, just as I do now....he's going to need every fucking bit of luck God can give him". True for him............Paddy was back with his folks 2 yrs later before there was any divorce here.

[Shallowhal]

Nuttin wrong with burds from the Liberties!!