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Title: Lockdown Lotto
Post by: john m on August 09, 2020, 09:32:35 am
Which County is next .

Donegal lot of tourists especially from the North .

Wexford loads of tourists from everywhere in Ireland .

Dublin nobody seems to give a fuck anymore .

Waterford because the man who hires casual labour says there is a problem there .

Cork because closing the second City could be used to threaten Dublin

Tipp a lot of meat factories only a matter of time before they have an outbreak

Or will they decide to lock the lot down again or do a Sweden on it and open everything .The Government have spent billions in Covid Coin /Poxwonga to keep us safe so all that money will be wasted if we have a major outbreak again .Im thinking of going back to work but after talking to a good few drivers who are working there seems to be very little around if there are any more lockdowns people will lose trust and will stop going out .
Title: Re: Lockdown Lotto
Post by: Theoneandonly on August 09, 2020, 09:45:11 am
Maybe none? maybe it's the wake up call we needed
Title: Re: Lockdown Lotto
Post by: john m on August 09, 2020, 09:52:56 am
Maybe none? maybe it's the wake up call we needed

Hopefully I was out in Porthmarnok yesterday morning not a mask in sight and ques for icecream no social distancing .Then went to Supervalue they use to make you q outside one in one out with a max of 20 in the shop but that seems to be forgotten .Girl I know who is a nurse says if there is another big outbreak the hospitals cant cope as a lot of staff just cannot face into it again she says a lot of nurses are out sick with stress related illnesses .
Title: Re: Lockdown Lotto
Post by: dalymount on August 09, 2020, 10:45:40 am
We need our nurses back.I always believe that in a lot of cases the nurses are more knowledgeable them the doctors ,not just for this virus either
Title: Re: Lockdown Lotto
Post by: Lizzzy on August 09, 2020, 11:23:28 am
Like buying a part for your car, the lads behind the counter always think they know the problem, but wouldn't know how to fix it.
Title: Re: Lockdown Lotto
Post by: Theoneandonly on August 09, 2020, 11:30:07 am
We need our nurses back.I always believe that in a lot of cases the nurses are more knowledgeable them the doctors ,not just for this virus either

Where did they go?
Title: Re: Lockdown Lotto
Post by: taxi1990 on August 09, 2020, 11:33:43 am
Nurses are far nicer to deal with than doctors, doctors have zero compassion and think they are some sort of gods, stuck up twats. a friend of mine was told by a doctor he had a year to live with no family with him or anything. I know doctors see people dying every day and are desensitized to it but so do nurses. A friend of mine was a nurse, she said they had to stop junior doctors making mistakes if they saw it, of course the stuck up doctors were furious that a nurse would do so. the same woman quit for a better paid job, she wanted to be a doctor and would have been well able for it but her family didn't have the money for it.

I have always said  nurse would make a great wife, the proper ones have a great nature about them.
Title: Re: Lockdown Lotto
Post by: taxi1990 on August 09, 2020, 11:35:23 am
We need our nurses back.I always believe that in a lot of cases the nurses are more knowledgeable them the doctors ,not just for this virus either

Where did they go?




England, at one stage 99% of graduate nurses were going there. they would be mad to come back, look at the way the doctors who came back were treated when the first surge died down.
Title: Re: Lockdown Lotto
Post by: Shallowhal on August 09, 2020, 11:50:17 am
Be On Call For Ireland: Only 209 workers given role in health service while 1,600 remain in a 'pool' https://jrnl.ie/5170155

Title: Re: Lockdown Lotto
Post by: Taxi driver42 on August 09, 2020, 11:59:37 am
Dublin  2 to 3 weeks
Title: Re: Lockdown Lotto
Post by: Lizzzy on August 09, 2020, 12:03:41 pm


I have always said  nurse would make a great wife, the proper ones have a great nature about them.
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Yeah but if you're looking for a wife see what the mother is like, that's a good indication how the daughter will turn out.
Title: Re: Lockdown Lotto
Post by: Octavia1 on August 09, 2020, 12:10:26 pm
Galway be next .....isnt that full of creamers crammed into caravans and roma crammed into hotels ? ....with a bit of luck
Co louth next ...   drotheda an donedalk all them kips wud attract the virus on account of the slums ....
Athlone ther all on heroine ther so probably havnt even heard of the flu so theyll all get it ....   I dont tink anyone in cork will get it on account of cause nobody goes ther ....
Carlow, kilkenny canven and longford be next followed by courtown     the rest of the coast be alright on account of they much healthier living by the sea and they less fat and out  and about in the air .....
Title: Re: Lockdown Lotto
Post by: Shallowhal on August 09, 2020, 12:12:45 pm
Yeah....all those young Greek burds look gorgeous.....
Title: Re: Lockdown Lotto
Post by: Lizzzy on August 09, 2020, 12:16:15 pm
What about Limerick, how are they doing?
 
Title: Re: Lockdown Lotto
Post by: Octavia1 on August 09, 2020, 12:20:24 pm
I went out wit a student nurse yers ago .....beutiful she was ....but mad as a brush .....loved doin it outdoors in risky places ....on the edge of cliffs  and in the toilet on the Express train wit her head out the window and  anywhere ya cud get caut ...
Mad fuk complete phycho ....I caut every std known to man off the cnut ......except crabs .....they probably left for ther own safety .....
Never talked to a nurse again after
Title: Re: Lockdown Lotto
Post by: Shallowhal on August 09, 2020, 12:20:25 pm
It's like the Walking Dead down there Lizzzy.....even reporters are afraid to enter.
Title: Re: Lockdown Lotto
Post by: Octavia1 on August 09, 2020, 12:24:53 pm
What about Limerick, how are they doing?
Does anyone care ?
Title: Re: Lockdown Lotto
Post by: Octavia1 on August 09, 2020, 12:45:25 pm
https://www.rte.ie/news/coronavirus/summary/ (https://www.rte.ie/news/coronavirus/summary/)
Title: Re: Lockdown Lotto
Post by: john m on August 09, 2020, 12:54:41 pm
Occi the war is lost the young dont give a flying fuck its a conspiricy .They will take the free coin but wont wear a mask or observe any lockdown Two people close to me today went camping in Kildare and brought a child to a petting farm in North Kildare .They think its all bollox .One idiot telling me its a conspiracy to crash the world financial system .I say What system and who owns the system .You have a mortgage and a car loan whos money was it that you borrowed to get that stuff all you know is the name of the lender but you have no idea whos actual money it is .
Title: Re: Lockdown Lotto
Post by: silverbullet on August 09, 2020, 01:11:28 pm
I wouldn't worry too much if I were you. The lockdown counties are only on the way to somewhere interesting.

Government advice will be along the lines of  "You are now entering Kildare/Laois/Offaly, please keep your windows closed and do NOT stop for any reason".

That should flatten the curve (And possibly a pedestrian or two). 8)
Title: Re: Lockdown Lotto
Post by: Dr. Martin Gooter Bling on August 09, 2020, 01:50:10 pm
Nurses are far nicer to deal with than doctors, doctors have zero compassion and think they are some sort of gods, stuck up twats. a friend of mine was told by a doctor he had a year to live with no family with him or anything. I know doctors see people dying every day and are desensitized to it but so do nurses. A friend of mine was a nurse, she said they had to stop junior doctors making mistakes if they saw it, of course the stuck up doctors were furious that a nurse would do so. the same woman quit for a better paid job, she wanted to be a doctor and would have been well able for it but her family didn't have the money for it.

I have always said  nurse would make a great wife, the proper ones have a great nature about them.

I agree with that. I think all male GPs should be liquidated and female GPs should be sent to a gulag.
Title: Re: Lockdown Lotto
Post by: taxi1990 on August 09, 2020, 01:57:49 pm


I have always said  nurse would make a great wife, the proper ones have a great nature about them.



Yeah but if you're looking for a wife see what the mother is like, that's a good indication how the daughter will turn out.
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The biological mother or the one who brought her up? my last one was adopted.
Title: Re: Lockdown Lotto
Post by: taxi1990 on August 09, 2020, 01:59:50 pm
I went out wit a student nurse yers ago .....beutiful she was ....but mad as a brush .....loved doin it outdoors in risky places ....on the edge of cliffs  and in the toilet on the Express train wit her head out the window and  anywhere ya cud get caut ...
Mad fuk complete phycho ....I caut every std known to man off the cnut ......except crabs .....they probably left for ther own safety .....
Never talked to a nurse again after



She sounds a bit too mad, I don't want someone who is a complete goody two shoes, but mad women(98% of them) scare me so the nurse wouldnt be for me.
Title: Re: Lockdown Lotto
Post by: Theoneandonly on August 09, 2020, 02:31:38 pm


I have always said  nurse would make a great wife, the proper ones have a great nature about them.



Yeah but if you're looking for a wife see what the mother is like, that's a good indication how the daughter will turn out.
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I've 2 at home (wife and daughter) one is a CNM2 (Old name Matron) zero sympathy for man flu, even after I've called the coroner
Title: Re: Lockdown Lotto
Post by: dalymount on August 09, 2020, 02:43:45 pm
When the matrons were running the show,you could eat your dinner off the floor.no bullshit with those girls
Title: Re: Lockdown Lotto
Post by: Shallowhal on August 09, 2020, 02:52:51 pm
Ooooh Matron!!
Title: Re: Lockdown Lotto
Post by: Dr. Martin Gooter Bling on August 09, 2020, 03:03:48 pm
Ooooh Matron!!

you beat me to it.
Carry On Doctor - Matron & Dr Tinkle (Kenneth Williams & Hattie Jacques) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eNNhuvox43I&t=0m0s#)
Title: Re: Lockdown Lotto
Post by: Shallowhal on August 09, 2020, 04:46:22 pm
The Peter Cook and Dudley Moore sketch is bleedin gas....well on an album......(fart)...eh nurse.....found it!!

https://youtu.be/Es7GGWbnHHQ
Title: Re: Lockdown Lotto
Post by: Bob Shillin on August 09, 2020, 04:57:13 pm
Pete 'n Dud, horse race, just for The Erm, he likes all things scatalogical and sexual.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KWpRcRCUKsY (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KWpRcRCUKsY)
Title: Re: Lockdown Lotto
Post by: watty on August 09, 2020, 05:41:26 pm
I'd say the whole country might have to back into lockdown once the schools reopen and the autumn weather returns.  People are idiots.  To misquote the movie, The Italian Job, they only had to wash their hands and wear a mask but no...  There's personal stories in today's Sunday Indo about people recovering from the virus and it'd freak you out.  People's brain are fukked and they have scar tissue on their lungs for the rest of their lives.  And they're the survivors!

There's a creche in Navan that has 2 cases.  They sent a staff member on a 'level 5' course on infection control, spent €10k on safety stuff, and had all the kids in bubbles and they still got the virus.  This virus is going away anytime soon.  Just look at the UK --> The 29 towns and cities on the UK's latest coronavirus local lockdown 'watch list' (https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/29-towns-cities-uks-latest-22491958).  They've returned to 1,000 new cases/day again.

Title: Re: Lockdown Lotto
Post by: Theoneandonly on August 09, 2020, 05:46:59 pm
68 cases, no deaths, going in the right direction
Title: Re: Lockdown Lotto
Post by: taxi1990 on August 09, 2020, 05:48:36 pm
I was in town there, in 3 different shops. the only ones not wearing masks in the shops were the cream crackers.

sure if you told everyone not to wear masks in shops, they would start wearing them.
Title: Re: Lockdown Lotto
Post by: Theoneandonly on August 09, 2020, 05:51:33 pm
I was in town there, in 3 different shops. the only ones not wearing masks in the shops were the cream crackers.

sure if you told everyone not to wear masks in shops, they would start wearing them.

You'd think Gerry would know how to wear a mask:

(https://i.postimg.cc/nXLhXg86/gerry.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/nXLhXg86)
Title: Re: Lockdown Lotto
Post by: taxi1990 on August 09, 2020, 05:54:07 pm
I was in town there, in 3 different shops. the only ones not wearing masks in the shops were the cream crackers.

sure if you told everyone not to wear masks in shops, they would start wearing them.

You'd think Gerry would know how to wear a mask:

(https://i.postimg.cc/nXLhXg86/gerry.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/nXLhXg86)


He is just letting on that he has never worn one before. ;)
Title: Re: Lockdown Lotto
Post by: dalymount on August 09, 2020, 06:51:25 pm
He could do with a hair cut
Title: Re: Lockdown Lotto
Post by: Lizzzy on August 09, 2020, 08:02:22 pm


I have always said  nurse would make a great wife, the proper ones have a great nature about them.



Yeah but if you're looking for a wife see what the mother is like, that's a good indication how the daughter will turn out.


The biological mother or the one who brought her up? my last one was adopted.
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Let her go, you need to have a look at her biological mother. Along with a good personality you want a woman that keeps the weight off and has a nice tight figure!
Title: Re: Lockdown Lotto
Post by: taxi1990 on August 09, 2020, 08:07:26 pm


I have always said  nurse would make a great wife, the proper ones have a great nature about them.




Yeah but if you're looking for a wife see what the mother is like, that's a good indication how the daughter will turn out.



The biological mother or the one who brought her up? my last one was adopted.


Let her go, you need to have a look at her biological mother. Along with a good personality you want a woman that keeps the weight off and has a nice tight figure!
[/quote]


She is gone thankfully.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=opPmw3x--zc (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=opPmw3x--zc)
Title: Re: Lockdown Lotto
Post by: Lizzzy on August 09, 2020, 08:27:35 pm


I have always said  nurse would make a great wife, the proper ones have a great nature about them.




Yeah but if you're looking for a wife see what the mother is like, that's a good indication how the daughter will turn out.



The biological mother or the one who brought her up? my last one was adopted.


Let her go, you need to have a look at her biological mother. Along with a good personality you want a woman that keeps the weight off and has a nice tight figure!



She is gone thankfully.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=opPmw3x--zc# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=opPmw3x--zc#)
[/quote]

 rofl

That's what I'm talking about.
Title: Re: Lockdown Lotto
Post by: Shallowhal on August 09, 2020, 08:29:29 pm
Yis are disturbed lads.....Octy is in good company!!
Title: Re: Lockdown Lotto
Post by: taxi1990 on August 09, 2020, 08:32:27 pm


I have always said  nurse would make a great wife, the proper ones have a great nature about them.




Yeah but if you're looking for a wife see what the mother is like, that's a good indication how the daughter will turn out.



The biological mother or the one who brought her up? my last one was adopted.


Let her go, you need to have a look at her biological mother. Along with a good personality you want a woman that keeps the weight off and has a nice tight figure!



She is gone thankfully.

[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=opPmw3x--zc#[/url] ([url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=opPmw3x--zc#[/url])


 rofl

That's what I'm talking about.
[/quote]


At least Larry's bird was a yo yo, she didn't just stay big.
Title: Re: Lockdown Lotto
Post by: Lizzzy on August 09, 2020, 08:38:31 pm


I have always said  nurse would make a great wife, the proper ones have a great nature about them.




Yeah but if you're looking for a wife see what the mother is like, that's a good indication how the daughter will turn out.



The biological mother or the one who brought her up? my last one was adopted.


Let her go, you need to have a look at her biological mother. Along with a good personality you want a woman that keeps the weight off and has a nice tight figure!



She is gone thankfully.

[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=opPmw3x--zc#[/url] ([url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=opPmw3x--zc#[/url])


 rofl

That's what I'm talking about.



At least Larry's bird was a yo yo, she didn't just stay big.
[/quote]

I'd skirt her if she went up a dress size.
Title: Re: Lockdown Lotto
Post by: john m on August 10, 2020, 09:29:07 am
You think Lockdown is bad here when Tony cant drive from his gaff to the bog to cut turf for the winter because the Garda are manning roadblocks .My mate got a phone call this morning from his Son in Australia .He was stopped by the Police for being out in an area that was out of Corona bounds and is now in Jail as an overstayer cant be deported so has to stay locked up until there are flights available to take him .
Title: Re: Lockdown Lotto
Post by: taxi1990 on August 10, 2020, 09:33:10 am
You think Lockdown is bad here when Tony cant drive from his gaff to the bog to cut turf for the winter because the Garda are manning roadblocks .My mate got a phone call this morning from his Son in Australia .He was stopped by the Police for being out in an area that was out of Corona bounds and is now in Jail as an overstayer cant be deported so has to stay locked up until there are flights available to take him .



We might get to see him on banged up abroad at some stage.
Title: Re: Lockdown Lotto
Post by: john m on August 10, 2020, 09:41:02 am
You think Lockdown is bad here when Tony cant drive from his gaff to the bog to cut turf for the winter because the Garda are manning roadblocks .My mate got a phone call this morning from his Son in Australia .He was stopped by the Police for being out in an area that was out of Corona bounds and is now in Jail as an overstayer cant be deported so has to stay locked up until there are flights available to take him .



We might get to see him on banged up abroad at some stage.

Aussies dont fuck about .He was an overstayer who took no notice of the lockdown so they put the boot in .Seems at the moment the only flight available from Aus to the UK is just under 6000 and if he can get somebody to pay it there is no certainty that the Ausies will release him but he cannot apply to go home voluntarially unless he has a ticket .I doubt I got the full story knowing the youngfella he was probably gargled and mouting off to the Aussie Garda .
Title: Re: Lockdown Lotto
Post by: taxi1990 on August 10, 2020, 10:35:09 am
Fair play to the Aussies. They took in a lot of our riff raff in the last recession. The amount of lads I know of that went there, known criminals but lucky to not have a record, a lot of them got caught in Australia for big time dealing. Then you had the other ejits drinking too much and fighting making a show of us over there.
Title: Re: Lockdown Lotto
Post by: john m on August 10, 2020, 10:40:29 am
Sort of ironic most Irish went to Australia originally to go to jail or work the fields now a few hundred years later they are doing it in reverse .Ah progress you got to love it .
Title: Re: Lockdown Lotto
Post by: taxi1990 on August 10, 2020, 10:48:51 am
And way worse lads heading over there this time. have you ever seen the Australian cop shows? the reality ones. The aussies they pull over seem to be the thickest people on the planet. like lads with no insurance yet they do a burnout right beside a cop lol red neck lads.