Author Topic: Lockdown Lotto  (Read 8436 times)

Offline Theoneandonly

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 1256
  • Karma: +0/-0
Re: Lockdown Lotto
« Reply #30 on: August 09, 2020, 05:46:59 pm »
68 cases, no deaths, going in the right direction

Offline taxi1990

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 3666
  • Karma: +0/-0
Re: Lockdown Lotto
« Reply #31 on: August 09, 2020, 05:48:36 pm »
I was in town there, in 3 different shops. the only ones not wearing masks in the shops were the cream crackers.

sure if you told everyone not to wear masks in shops, they would start wearing them.

Offline Theoneandonly

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 1256
  • Karma: +0/-0
Re: Lockdown Lotto
« Reply #32 on: August 09, 2020, 05:51:33 pm »
I was in town there, in 3 different shops. the only ones not wearing masks in the shops were the cream crackers.

sure if you told everyone not to wear masks in shops, they would start wearing them.

You'd think Gerry would know how to wear a mask:



Offline taxi1990

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 3666
  • Karma: +0/-0
Re: Lockdown Lotto
« Reply #33 on: August 09, 2020, 05:54:07 pm »
I was in town there, in 3 different shops. the only ones not wearing masks in the shops were the cream crackers.

sure if you told everyone not to wear masks in shops, they would start wearing them.

You'd think Gerry would know how to wear a mask:




He is just letting on that he has never worn one before. ;)

dalymount

  • Guest
Re: Lockdown Lotto
« Reply #34 on: August 09, 2020, 06:51:25 pm »
He could do with a hair cut

Offline Lizzzy

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 1178
  • Karma: +0/-0
Re: Lockdown Lotto
« Reply #35 on: August 09, 2020, 08:02:22 pm »


I have always said  nurse would make a great wife, the proper ones have a great nature about them.



Yeah but if you're looking for a wife see what the mother is like, that's a good indication how the daughter will turn out.


The biological mother or the one who brought her up? my last one was adopted.
[/quote]

Let her go, you need to have a look at her biological mother. Along with a good personality you want a woman that keeps the weight off and has a nice tight figure!

Offline taxi1990

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 3666
  • Karma: +0/-0
Re: Lockdown Lotto
« Reply #36 on: August 09, 2020, 08:07:26 pm »


I have always said  nurse would make a great wife, the proper ones have a great nature about them.




Yeah but if you're looking for a wife see what the mother is like, that's a good indication how the daughter will turn out.



The biological mother or the one who brought her up? my last one was adopted.


Let her go, you need to have a look at her biological mother. Along with a good personality you want a woman that keeps the weight off and has a nice tight figure!
[/quote]


She is gone thankfully.


Offline Lizzzy

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 1178
  • Karma: +0/-0
Re: Lockdown Lotto
« Reply #37 on: August 09, 2020, 08:27:35 pm »


I have always said  nurse would make a great wife, the proper ones have a great nature about them.




Yeah but if you're looking for a wife see what the mother is like, that's a good indication how the daughter will turn out.



The biological mother or the one who brought her up? my last one was adopted.


Let her go, you need to have a look at her biological mother. Along with a good personality you want a woman that keeps the weight off and has a nice tight figure!



She is gone thankfully.


[/quote]

 rofl

That's what I'm talking about.

Offline Shallowhal

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 14370
  • Karma: +0/-0
Re: Lockdown Lotto
« Reply #38 on: August 09, 2020, 08:29:29 pm »
Yis are disturbed lads.....Octy is in good company!!

Offline taxi1990

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 3666
  • Karma: +0/-0
Re: Lockdown Lotto
« Reply #39 on: August 09, 2020, 08:32:27 pm »


I have always said  nurse would make a great wife, the proper ones have a great nature about them.




Yeah but if you're looking for a wife see what the mother is like, that's a good indication how the daughter will turn out.



The biological mother or the one who brought her up? my last one was adopted.


Let her go, you need to have a look at her biological mother. Along with a good personality you want a woman that keeps the weight off and has a nice tight figure!



She is gone thankfully.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=opPmw3x--zc#


 rofl

That's what I'm talking about.
[/quote]


At least Larry's bird was a yo yo, she didn't just stay big.

Offline Lizzzy

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 1178
  • Karma: +0/-0
Re: Lockdown Lotto
« Reply #40 on: August 09, 2020, 08:38:31 pm »


I have always said  nurse would make a great wife, the proper ones have a great nature about them.




Yeah but if you're looking for a wife see what the mother is like, that's a good indication how the daughter will turn out.



The biological mother or the one who brought her up? my last one was adopted.


Let her go, you need to have a look at her biological mother. Along with a good personality you want a woman that keeps the weight off and has a nice tight figure!



She is gone thankfully.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=opPmw3x--zc#


 rofl

That's what I'm talking about.



At least Larry's bird was a yo yo, she didn't just stay big.
[/quote]

I'd skirt her if she went up a dress size.

john m

  • Guest
Re: Lockdown Lotto
« Reply #41 on: August 10, 2020, 09:29:07 am »
You think Lockdown is bad here when Tony cant drive from his gaff to the bog to cut turf for the winter because the Garda are manning roadblocks .My mate got a phone call this morning from his Son in Australia .He was stopped by the Police for being out in an area that was out of Corona bounds and is now in Jail as an overstayer cant be deported so has to stay locked up until there are flights available to take him .

Offline taxi1990

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 3666
  • Karma: +0/-0
Re: Lockdown Lotto
« Reply #42 on: August 10, 2020, 09:33:10 am »
You think Lockdown is bad here when Tony cant drive from his gaff to the bog to cut turf for the winter because the Garda are manning roadblocks .My mate got a phone call this morning from his Son in Australia .He was stopped by the Police for being out in an area that was out of Corona bounds and is now in Jail as an overstayer cant be deported so has to stay locked up until there are flights available to take him .



We might get to see him on banged up abroad at some stage.

john m

  • Guest
Re: Lockdown Lotto
« Reply #43 on: August 10, 2020, 09:41:02 am »
You think Lockdown is bad here when Tony cant drive from his gaff to the bog to cut turf for the winter because the Garda are manning roadblocks .My mate got a phone call this morning from his Son in Australia .He was stopped by the Police for being out in an area that was out of Corona bounds and is now in Jail as an overstayer cant be deported so has to stay locked up until there are flights available to take him .



We might get to see him on banged up abroad at some stage.

Aussies dont fuck about .He was an overstayer who took no notice of the lockdown so they put the boot in .Seems at the moment the only flight available from Aus to the UK is just under 6000 and if he can get somebody to pay it there is no certainty that the Ausies will release him but he cannot apply to go home voluntarially unless he has a ticket .I doubt I got the full story knowing the youngfella he was probably gargled and mouting off to the Aussie Garda .

Offline taxi1990

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 3666
  • Karma: +0/-0
Re: Lockdown Lotto
« Reply #44 on: August 10, 2020, 10:35:09 am »
Fair play to the Aussies. They took in a lot of our riff raff in the last recession. The amount of lads I know of that went there, known criminals but lucky to not have a record, a lot of them got caught in Australia for big time dealing. Then you had the other ejits drinking too much and fighting making a show of us over there.

 


Show Unread Posts