Irish Taxi Forum
Public Area => Taxi Talk => Topic started by: Rat Catcher on January 18, 2021, 03:47:58 pm
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Mrs. Catcher went to Tesco the day before yesterday and the shelves were practically empty.
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Brexit Rodent .Scallopps and Mackrel were selling today in British Fish Markets for 2p a kilo YES TWO NEW PENCE a Kilo .Wont be long now before British Troops are on the Streets of Britain shooting dead British Citizens .This time it wont be the British Cities of LondonDerry anf Belfast .Andy Capp and his old mare Flo and the Tracksuited kids and his unmarried Daughter and her 5 kids will be rebelling soon if the British Dail votes tonight to cut their Dole by £20 a week .
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To be fair, if they can get fish for 2p/kilo they can't complain.... apart from the Brexiteers, they'd want a pound for a penny.
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Ther was no mackeral in lidls today in Tins ....never seen that before ....
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I always thought of mackerel as a summer fish... dunno why...
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To be fair, if they can get fish for 2p/kilo they can't complain.... apart from the Brexiteers, they'd want a pound for a penny.
Problem is if fishermen cant get coin for their catch they wont catch .Then when Andy gets his Giro and sends Flo out for a fish Supper and ten cans of Carlsberg Special he will get vexed when she comes back with only a bag of chips and mushy peas and cans .The first casualty will be Tiddles Flos cat who use to get a bit of red mullett thrown to him .He will fuck off and Andys gaff will get over run with Rats and Mice that might lead to the kids of the unmarried daughter getting Rinkosporium or Sercoptic mange mites .They wont be able to see a doctor because the Doctor will be bust needling old people .Then you will have another Epidemic in Hartleypool or Scunthorpe then the League will be canceled then Borris will have to go into his Dail and blame the new epidemic on the Fishermen refusing to work for Bronz coin .
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I always thought of mackerel as a summer fish... dunno why...
Apparently they are very good for you because they are "oily" fish, despite the fact, that I have heard, that they are the scavengers of the sea, and will eat anything including sewerage effluent. I'm not a great fish eater anyway, but can't be doing with the bones in dem makkerel.
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Was in Lidl this afternoon,shelves were fairly well stocked,chicken fillets were the only item that were in short supply so i settled for the diced fillets instead....thank fuk i stayed away from the tools aisles though....i'm an awful man for the oul tool and accessory aisles!!
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Mrs. Catcher went to Tesco the day before yesterday and the shelves were practically empty.
After she was finished? 8)
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Ther was no mackeral in lidls today in Tins ....never seen that before ....
Animal Rights Front set them free. Which was easy cos the key was on the outside! 8)
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The shortage of chicken fillets is due to an outbreak of avian flu.
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Was in Lidl this afternoon,shelves were fairly well stocked,chicken fillets were the only item that were in short supply so i settled for the diced fillets instead....thank fuk i stayed away from the tools aisles though....i'm an awful man for the oul tool and accessory aisles!!
Ifin ya dont stay away from that isle..you will turn into a right TOOL....Maybe you are all ready on the way but you seem to be just getting a feel for the TOOLs... for the mo?
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I’ve started making sardine flavoured tea, but I’m slightly reluctant to extend my experimentation to mackerel flavour.
It’s a different kettle of fish altogether
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Any fish will eat shite .....mackeral can significantly reduce yur blood pressure accordin to the "experts " ...https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/2189040/
That kip in poolbeg that keeps spilling gick into the sea dries the poo an its sold to the farmers that spread it on to ther potatoes.....
So yous are all eatin someone elses poop ...yur also gettin all ther medications in yur potatoes ide imagine ....
If yu have trouble gettin it up an are grown a pair of boobs an are watching alot gladiator movies lately ....
Probably the contraceptive pill in yur diet
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Any fish will eat shite .....mackeral can significantly reduce yur blood pressure accordin to the "experts " ...https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/2189040/ (https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/2189040/)
That kip in poolbeg that keeps spilling gick into the sea dries the poo an its sold to the farmers that spread it on to ther potatoes.....
So yous are all eatin someone elses poop ...yur also gettin all ther medications in yur potatoes ide imagine ....
If yu have trouble gettin it up an are grown a pair of boobs an are watching alot gladiator movies lately ....
Probably the contraceptive pill in yur diet
Covid-19 in the waste water, therefore in marine life:
https://www.irishtimes.com/news/health/coronavirus-data-from-dublin-wicklow-sewage-shows-new-highs-since-september-1.4444979 (https://www.irishtimes.com/news/health/coronavirus-data-from-dublin-wicklow-sewage-shows-new-highs-since-september-1.4444979)
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Any fish will eat shite .....mackeral can significantly reduce yur blood pressure accordin to the "experts " ...https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/2189040/ (https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/2189040/)
That kip in poolbeg that keeps spilling gick into the sea dries the poo an its sold to the farmers that spread it on to ther potatoes.....
So yous are all eatin someone elses poop ...yur also gettin all ther medications in yur potatoes ide imagine ....
If yu have trouble gettin it up an are grown a pair of boobs an are watching alot gladiator movies lately ....
Probably the contraceptive pill in yur diet
Covid-19 in the waste water, therefore in marine life:
https://www.irishtimes.com/news/health/coronavirus-data-from-dublin-wicklow-sewage-shows-new-highs-since-september-1.4444979 (https://www.irishtimes.com/news/health/coronavirus-data-from-dublin-wicklow-sewage-shows-new-highs-since-september-1.4444979)
The poo is heated an dried .......virus be dead but medications are going into the soil ....no wonder the cancer rates are out control the shite ther doin
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I always thought of mackerel as a summer fish... dunno why...
Most likely because they would 'break' in the late summer and come in shoals very close to shore chasing the sprats and were easy pickings from any pier fer anybody with a rod.
My Mother used to pan fry them and serve them with spuds in their jackets and lashing of butter, probably the tastiest meal that I have ever eaten.
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If you gave it much thought it'd turn you off vegetables for life, Octy. Still, nice to think off all those holier than thou, muesli munching, sandal wearing, tree hugging, water-colour painting vegans getting their comeuppance!
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Where does it all stop? Soil is worm poo afterall.
And watching a David Attenborough show the other day, he was saying scientists are pretty sure now that plants have hearing and can communicate with each other. Must be true if Attenborough said it!
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Where does it all stop? Soil is worm poo afterall.
And watching a David Attenborough show the other day, he was saying scientists are pretty sure now that plants have hearing and can communicate with each other. Must be true if Attenborough said it!
If David Attenborough fell in the forest, would anyone hear it?
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Any fish will eat shite .....mackeral can significantly reduce yur blood pressure accordin to the "experts " ...https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/2189040/ (https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/2189040/)
That kip in poolbeg that keeps spilling gick into the sea dries the poo an its sold to the farmers that spread it on to ther potatoes.....
So yous are all eatin someone elses poop ...yur also gettin all ther medications in yur potatoes ide imagine ....
If yu have trouble gettin it up an are grown a pair of boobs an are watching alot gladiator movies lately ....
Probably the contraceptive pill in yur diet
Covid-19 in the waste water, therefore in marine life:
https://www.irishtimes.com/news/health/coronavirus-data-from-dublin-wicklow-sewage-shows-new-highs-since-september-1.4444979 (https://www.irishtimes.com/news/health/coronavirus-data-from-dublin-wicklow-sewage-shows-new-highs-since-september-1.4444979)
The poo is heated an dried .......virus be dead but medications are going into the soil ....no wonder the cancer rates are out control the shite ther doin
You left out the raw sewage which is released after heavy rains. That makes its way into the food chain.
Dublin Bay prawns anyone?
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... and farm waste... oh, wait, farm waste comes from the polluted land... what a vicious circle.