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Public Area => Taxi Talk => Topic started by: Dr. Martin Gooter Bling on January 25, 2022, 10:41:18 pm
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a yungwan blew chunks in my car last thursday all over the rear left seat. it was like a carton of gooey custard blew up. fuckin horrendous peggy. no biggy. i've wunna them mask yokes in the glovebox and i've all the bollocks in the boot to clean it up. problem is i can't get the fuckin smell outta the car. boiling water and bleach on the carpet. a new mat monro. a tub of wipes all over the car. a whole car deodiser bomb on the floor where it happenned. constantly spraying air freshener and the car is still banging. i can't pin down where the smell is coming from. she hit the door and i think it went all down the winda in to the interior panel of the door. it's unbelievable. you know that rotten smell that parmesan cheese has. like that but even more sour and vile. i think for the first time after a puker i'll havta get the fuckin car professionally valeted by the albanians in darndale. they'll be sayin look at the rich man comin in here. does'nt wanna get his fingers dirty. we havta do his dirty work. fuckin baldy head on the cunt like your man from the crystal maze. WILL YE START THE FANS PLEASE they'll say when i get outta the car. no charge, no charge they'll be sayin but don't ever come back here again ye cuntcha.
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Get some NON BIOLOGICAL washing powder .Mix it in hot water and soak the area leave it to dry .It has to be NON BIOLOGICAL there is some thing in that that eats up the enzyme's that cause the Peggy Dell .
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thanks i'll give that a rattle.
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Check the seatbelt... right into the roll holder yoke.
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If all else fails, remove internal door trim to clean below window.
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i hadda nudder crack at the car now. i only buy those liquid capsule yokes for my clobber so i went round my mother's place. she thought it was a tramp at the door. big hole in my coat thari never noticed. jesus you're dyin lookin. we've no time for that now i says. javenny washing powder. no powder but fairy fabric softener. threw loadsa of it in a cup with boiling water and fucked a few cups over the carpet and mat which was still banging. still traces of puke on the seat rail. found out the culprit though. there was dried in sick in the speaker waffle. hadta get her toothbrush and clean in between all the little holes. when i agitated it the smell released in my face. there's your empty bottle of gear and your brush back and i floored it out of there.
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Looks like a lot of work. Did you get the €140 or whatever it is these days?
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yes.
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NON BIOLOGICAL washing powder .Think Daz or Surf it contains stuff that nutralizes the Peggy .Big Dommos Cousin valets the Ambulances in the Hospital he says that works Gards use it as well .
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why non biological?
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why non biological?
Im no chemist but its something to do with Enzimes or something .or you could try https://www.today.com/home/how-remove-vomit-t107338 (https://www.today.com/home/how-remove-vomit-t107338)
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yes.
I'm glad you got it sorted DMG, sounded like an under the back seat job to me and with the newer avensis taking out and putting back in the back seat is an ordeal.
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A pair of gloves wudnt go a miss there
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Ken has had experience with back seats....he knows his shit!!
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F**ks sake Doc you'll be borrowing a wobbly stool next. Mebbe the noise off the brakes made her ill. 8)
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still a whiff of puke in the car.
bamboozled i am.
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F**ks sake Doc you'll be borrowing a wobbly stool next. Mebbe the noise off the brakes made her ill. 8)
they were going on a coke run.
don't they say that when junkies are bullin for a birra gear they've been known to shit their pants.
maybe it was wunna them typa things.
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still a whiff of puke in the car.
bamboozled i am.
Try the bio fairy doc .....the washing powder capsules I mean ...the enzymes mite work ....lovely smell off it ...
https://www.merrymaids.com/cleaning-tips/tidy-home/best-way-to-clean-vomit-out-of-carpet/ (https://www.merrymaids.com/cleaning-tips/tidy-home/best-way-to-clean-vomit-out-of-carpet/)
Vinegar an bakin soda according to this .........
Another thing that I imagine wud be an anti puke smell be lemons .......
Lemons juice is an acid an a lovely refreshin smell .....viniger I don't like that smell but lemon juice everyone loves lemon smell ...you cud try soak in in lemon juice an leave it for a few hours then the bio fairy then soak it all up.....
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It’s just a loads bollocks.
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How To Clean Vomit And Vomit Smells From Your Car
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Car sickness has been shown to be the most common type of motion sickness, especially among children. Thus, parents will be more than aware of how difficult it can be to figure out how to get rid of the sick smell in a car. That revolting scent which seems to linger no matter how much you endeavour to get rid of it; that odour which persists despite your best efforts. Parents will also know that the specialised commercial products which one can buy are quite expensive and, in many cases, inefficient at keeping the smell of sick out of your car. Why waste good money on products which don’t solve your car odour issues when you can use household items to take care of the mess?
The following tips and tricks will teach you exactly how to clean the vomit smell from a car using household products. We’ll also provide a few tips regarding how to clean vomit from your car, since you never know when your child or pet will leave a nasty and smelly surprise on the backseat of your vehicle.
How to Clean Vomit from Car:
Before attempting to get rid of the foul smell, you’ll first need to clear all the sick from the inside of your car. This can be quite a dirty job, especially if the vomit has made its way in between or under the seats, so we recommend using a pair of Marigolds! The thick rubber offers protection when touching areas of your car which are covered in vomit.
The first step you need to take in order to clean the vomit from your car is to make sure you have all the necessary tools at your disposal. Depending on just how much sick you’ve got to deal with, you’ll need some or all of these:
Absorbent towels
Protective gear for eyes, mouth, and hands
Wide putty knife
Thick garbage bag
Vacuum cleaner
Step 1: Put on protective gear.
You might think that this is an unnecessary precaution, one reserved for germophobes or neat freaks. However, depending on what the underlying cause which made the person sick in the first place is, the vomit might be more or less dangerous for those cleaning it up.
The most serious cause of vomiting is a viral infection. Viral gastroenteritis, also known as stomach flu, is highly contagious and is the main reason why you need to take all the necessary precautions when tidying up someone else’s vomit. Touching the sick is not the only way you can contract the disease, breathing it in or having your eyes come into contact with any of the particles which are in the air around the vomit are also possible ways to get sick.
Use rubber gloves, protective goggles, and a dust mask in order to make sure that if the vomit is indeed contagious, you don’t suffer as a result of tidying it up. Also keep in mind that viruses aren’t the only microscopic foes you need to worry about; bacteria such as E. Coli are also extremely dangerous, and they thrive in vomit.
More information on properly disinfecting the area where someone has vomited will be provided in the next section. Again, this is especially important if you suspect the person who has vomited might have stomach flu.
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Step 2: Vacuum or scrape up excess vomit.
If the vomit is still fresh you should vacuum the excess, whether it be on the seats or the carpets. If your vacuum has a special replaceable head which allows you to reach whatever vomit might have built up in your car’s small crevasses, be sure to make use of it. Remember to replace the vacuum bag right after as not doing so will cause the odour to stick to your vacuum for a long time.
Naturally, your thoughts will initially turn towards the person who is sick and towards helping them feel better, especially if the person in question is your child. This will cause you to put off thinking about how to clean the vomit from your car and allow the sick to turn solid and become sticky. If this is the case, you won’t be able to vacuum it and will need to use a wide putty knife to scrape it off instead. Make sure to throw all of the excess you scrape off in a thick garbage bag to minimise the chances of leakage.
Step 3: Wipe up any remaining moisture using absorbent towels. If your car upholstery is covered in leather you might want to check out our other post on how to clean leather car seats, as these can be trickier to cleanse.
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How to Clean Vomit Smell from Car:
The horror of having vomit in your car is only compounded by the foul smell which lingers for long periods of time even after all the vomit has been cleaned. Here are a few easy ways to get your car smelling better.
Sprinkle Cornstarch and Baking Soda onto your seats
Cornstarch and baking soda are both tremendously absorbent. Generously sprinkling either of the two on the affected area and letting it sit overnight will remove even the foulest of smells; that of your toddler’s vomit included. However, in most cases, you can just leave it on for 15 to 20 minutes and then vacuum, after which the awful vomit smell will have disappeared and any liquid which you hadn’t managed to get off before will have been soaked up.
Use Concentrated Fabric Softener
A little-known remedy for getting rid of the sick smell in your car, or anywhere else for that matter, makes use of concentrated fabric softener. Diluting one or two small soft plastic cylinders in a bowl of water and letting it sit in your car overnight will leave your vehicle smelling lovely by the following morning. Quick and easy; cheap too!
Soak with Hydrogen Peroxide
Step 1: Soak the affected areas in a 3% hydrogen peroxide solution and let it sit for a few minutes. The mild antiseptic properties of hydrogen peroxide will prevent the further growth of disease-causing micro-organisms, thus reducing the foul smell.
Step 2: After leaving the solution to sit for a few minutes on the affected section, press an absorbent cloth down on the area for no more than a minute. Repeat this process with a clean cloth as many times as necessary until the area is no longer moist. The smell should subside soon after this.
Clean with the Old-Fashioned Vinegar Bowl Remedy
This archaic remedy is surprisingly efficient, even though it will take a bit longer to rid the inside of your car of the smell of sick. All you need to do is fill a bowl with white vinegar and let it sit in your car overnight. It might take more than one night for the odour to go away; if you don’t normally use your car during the weekend it might be a good idea to leave the vinegar bowl in starting Friday night and take it out on Sunday evening. You will, however, need to replace the vinegar in the bowl after about 24 hours in order for it to fully absorb the smell.
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Brew Some Black Coffee
Another cheap and easy remedy for suppressing this horrible smell makes use of many people’s favourite morning drink: coffee. Leaving an open mug or can of black coffee in your car overnight will absorb the odour and leave your car smelling lovely.
Leave Untreated Charcoal Briquettes in your Car
Like coffee, charcoal briquettes are a cheap and natural deodoriser which many people might have lying around their house anyway. Make sure the charcoal you use isn’t chemically treated as leaving it in a small space such as the inside of your car overnight could potentially be dangerous if you’re planning to go on a long drive the next morning.
You can either open a bag of charcoal and leave it in, or you could simply put a few briquettes on a metal tray. Either way, your car will be rid of the nasty vomit smell in about 12 to 24 hours, depending how strong it is.
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Use a Homemade Disinfectant
The following homemade disinfectant spray will work well if you’re trying to get rid of the sick smell in your car, but it will also come in handy when you’re cleaning your home. For more tips and tricks on home cleaning, check out our other house cleaning tips. For now though, let’s focus on eliminating that foul odour in your vehicle.
Ingredients needed:
One glass or plastic spray bottle
One quarter cup of water
One quarter cup of white vinegar
One quarter cup of rubbing alcohol
Peppermint, lemon or rosemary essential oil
Pour ingredients 2 through 4 in a spray bottle and mix thoroughly. Add 15 to 20 drops of an essential oil of your choice; we recommend peppermint, lemon, or rosemary for their antiseptic, antibacterial and antiviral properties. However, the vinegar and rubbing alcohol already present in the mixture boast these same properties. Therefore, you can just add a few drops of whatever essential oil you prefer. It is the odour of the essential oil which will linger on for a few hours after you’ve used the disinfectant, so choose wisely!
Once the mixture is complete, spray generously on the affected area and let sit for a few minutes before wiping it off with an absorbent cloth. Repeat the process a few times until the smell disappears.
Conclusion
These cheap and easy to use homemade remedies will allow you to rid your car of even the most persistent smells, vomit odours included. We guarantee that at least one of these remedies will work on your car, no matter how long you’ve been trying to neutralise the sick scent left by your toddler, your pet, or a drunk friend or family member. For more general car seat cleaning tips, check out our DIY guide to the best interior car cleaning products for car seats.
If you feel like you need some professional help, don’t hesitate to use an interior car cleaning service. They’ll leave your car in tip top shape and smelling as good as new.
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Tell me that in irish please....lol
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Leave a bowl of baking soda in the car overnight.
Oh, and one of the bulking agents for cocaine is baby lax, go figure.
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Anton/Skutterstock.
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car was still hummin of puke as of yesterday.
I was down with the boys in consort in artane last evening and they happenned to have a car deoderiser gizmo on the counter. kinda like what you'd hang off the inside rim of a toilet bowl. i opened it and stuck it under the passanger seat.
it zapped the whiff owa the car. car smells like toilet duck now but no puke smell.
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Just ask Ken for the name and address of his shitter.....that smell might neutralise the other smells that perturb ye!!
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Just ask Ken for the name and address of his shitter.....that smell might neutralise the other smells that perturb ye!!
Stay in with a glass of toilet wine
https://youtu.be/QC0V6lf-KVI
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car was still hummin of puke as of yesterday.
I was down with the boys in consort in artane last evening and they happenned to have a car deoderiser gizmo on the counter. kinda like what you'd hang off the inside rim of a toilet bowl. i opened it and stuck it under the passanger seat.
it zapped the whiff owa the car. car smells like toilet duck now but no puke smell.
If'n your still driving the Avensis DMG then ya need to lift the back seat, tug hard it will come away, clean underneath with Dettol surface cleaner, bit of a bitch too to get in back in but it can be done.
Fer the front passenger seat ya need to get down n dirty with a cloth soaked in Dettol surface cleaner under it and really wipe it out, same with Drivers seat 'just in case' like !
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Why don’t you use the 140 bucks you got to get it cleaned properly.
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peggy dell is gone.
this is the yoke that did it.
i stuck it under the passanger seat.
https://www.halfords.ie/motoring/car-accessories/air-fresheners/neutradol-gel-super-fresh-car-air-freshener-158535.html (https://www.halfords.ie/motoring/car-accessories/air-fresheners/neutradol-gel-super-fresh-car-air-freshener-158535.html)
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Front or rear passenger seat?
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peggy dell is gone.
this is the yoke that did it.
i stuck it under the passanger seat.
https://www.halfords.ie/motoring/car-accessories/air-fresheners/neutradol-gel-super-fresh-car-air-freshener-158535.html (https://www.halfords.ie/motoring/car-accessories/air-fresheners/neutradol-gel-super-fresh-car-air-freshener-158535.html)
Sickener! 8)
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goin down the M1 to scumcondra last night and this fergal all of a sudden projectile vomited out the winda. hadta slow to a crawl because the puke would surely blow back inta the car with the wind and then i hadta stop with the hazards on as he leaned right out and puked his guts up out the winda. roof number 14000 comes steamin up behind me and blasts me out of it. go around ye cuntcha. cunt won't go round me. i decide i better move with your man still puking out the window and reached a proper hard shoulder and he gets all the puke up. dropped the cunt off and to be fair he did'nt hit the interior or so i thought so there was no soilage charge on my mind. side of the car was fucked but i hadda liter of water in the boot for such instances and washed down the side. faint bang of puke still lingering after wiping down the interior and sprayin the old autoglym golden sunset. in the cold light of day this smornin there was puke all down the window rail. murder tryin to fish it all out. used a paintbrush and an old toothbrush with wd40 to loosen it up and wipe it out with paper towels the cunt.
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goin down the M1 to scumcondra last night and this fergal all of a sudden projectile vomited out the winda. hadta slow to a crawl because the puke would surely blow back inta the car with the wind and then i hadta stop with the hazards on as he leaned right out and puked his guts up out the winda. roof number 14000 comes steamin up behind me and blasts me out of it. go around ye cuntcha. cunt won't go round me. i decide i better move with your man still puking out the window and reached a proper hard shoulder and he gets all the puke up. dropped the cunt off and to be fair he did'nt hit the interior or so i thought so there was no soilage charge on my mind. side of the car was fucked but i hadda liter of water in the boot for such instances and washed down the side. faint bang of puke still lingering after wiping down the interior and sprayin the old autoglym golden sunset. in the cold light of day this smornin there was puke all down the window rail. murder tryin to fish it all out. used a paintbrush and an old toothbrush with wd40 to loosen it up and wipe it out with paper towels the cunt.
Worse place the puke can go...mankey!
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I'd have still charged him/ her/ it or whatever gender they wanna be the soilage charge, fukk that cleaning up someone else's gick if I wanted to do that I'd have bought a dog.
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I'd never buy a brand new taxi because of pukers.
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I'd never buy a brand new taxi because of pukers.
The price of a new car would make you sick
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I'd never buy a brand new taxi because of pukers.
The price of a new car would make you sick
The price of a second hand car would make you even sicker.
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How many Spew Merchants tonight ? The Dirties had their day out started at noon until sunrise next dat .Lads in Finches or Ballyfermot pubs might be professional all day sessioners who can hold their porter But 15 Pernod and Blackcurrents and a Champaign Suzy and four hours of Discooooooooo in the George and you could be cleaning up a multicoloure new Upholstery or Carpet .Pride has now become a drinking festival 11pm and I was finished .Its getting more like Paddys Night to be avoided .
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I only worked the gay festival twice since it started and hopefully I'll never have to go out again to look for the pink pound, it's nuttin but slop with weirdos in drag and having to try clean up glitter and feathers during the night drove me mad.
And worser again you have the freaks telling you they like cock shoved up their holes as if it's something to be proud of, it would make you vomit.
Why do they have to tell you that they are gay ? A blind man on a galloping horse would spot them straight away.... Fucking spastics the lot of them.
Rant over
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I only worked the gay festival twice since it started and hopefully I'll never have to go out again to look for the pink pound, it's nuttin but slop with weirdos in drag and having to try clean up glitter and feathers during the night drove me mad.
And worser again you have the freaks telling you they like cock shoved up their holes as if it's something to be proud of, it would make you vomit.
Why do they have to tell you that they are gay ? A blind man on a galloping horse would spot them straight away.... Fucking spastics the lot of them.
Rant over
Anthony you need to Cleanse your Chakra .There is a real question of Contagion .I was stopped at the lights on Georges Street beside the Spar Shop as the Window sign proudly stated Welcome to Gay Spar .Then I noticed the Gestapo like Flags that festooned every lamp post in Dublin proclaiming we were right behind as in 5000Km behind the Ukranian people have been removed and replaced with the Original Pride Flag plus the New any thing goes including Dick and tits if you dont think they suit you flag.
But then I was thinking did oulones going to Mass on Sunday with beads and a prayerbook in the 1940s till about 2000 not mean they were good Catholic women up for the ride as long as it resulted in another recruit for the Jesus Faction of the Catholic Church .The LGBT and Non Binary had their Equivlent radical movements in the Catholic Church in the Charismatics Movement and Opus Dei.
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I only worked the gay festival twice since it started and hopefully I'll never have to go out again to look for the pink pound, it's nuttin but slop with weirdos in drag and having to try clean up glitter and feathers during the night drove me mad.
And worser again you have the freaks telling you they like cock shoved up their holes as if it's something to be proud of, it would make you vomit.
Why do they have to tell you that they are gay ? A blind man on a galloping horse would spot them straight away.... Fucking spastics the lot of them.
Rant over
I don't work the August pride weekend down here, I head out of town to a music festival just to avoid the obnoxious gay folk on that weekend. I don't have a problem with gay folk but on a pride weekend, it's totally different, they go out of their way to offend.
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..... in the cold light of day this smornin there was puke all down the window rail. murder tryin to fish it all out. used a paintbrush and an old toothbrush with wd40 to loosen it up and wipe it out with paper towels the cunt.
I had the same last week, brutal trying to get it out and when you think you have it all and use the window again, back comes the stains again !!
I would agree with El Tonio, fer me a Puker is 140 + fare and no leeway at all and if they haggle tell them you know 'Tony' !