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Re: puker problem
« Reply #30 on: February 07, 2022, 03:47:24 pm »
Front or rear passenger seat?
If it doesn't have a roof sign and door stickers it's not a taxi.

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Re: puker problem
« Reply #31 on: February 08, 2022, 02:47:49 pm »

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Re: puker problem
« Reply #32 on: June 25, 2022, 04:17:18 am »
goin down the M1 to scumcondra last night and this fergal all of a sudden projectile vomited out the winda. hadta slow to a crawl because the puke would surely blow back inta the car with the wind and then i hadta stop with the hazards on as he leaned right out and puked his guts up out the winda. roof number 14000 comes steamin up behind me and blasts me out of it. go around ye cuntcha. cunt won't go round me. i decide i better move with your man still puking out the window and reached a proper hard shoulder and he gets all the puke up. dropped the cunt off and to be fair he did'nt hit the interior or so i thought so there was no soilage charge on my mind. side of the car was fucked but i hadda liter of water in the boot for such instances and washed down the side. faint bang of puke still lingering after wiping down the interior and sprayin the old autoglym golden sunset. in the cold light of day this smornin there was puke all down the window rail. murder tryin to fish it all out. used a paintbrush and an old toothbrush with wd40 to loosen it up and wipe it out with paper towels the cunt.

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Re: puker problem
« Reply #33 on: June 25, 2022, 05:17:29 am »
goin down the M1 to scumcondra last night and this fergal all of a sudden projectile vomited out the winda. hadta slow to a crawl because the puke would surely blow back inta the car with the wind and then i hadta stop with the hazards on as he leaned right out and puked his guts up out the winda. roof number 14000 comes steamin up behind me and blasts me out of it. go around ye cuntcha. cunt won't go round me. i decide i better move with your man still puking out the window and reached a proper hard shoulder and he gets all the puke up. dropped the cunt off and to be fair he did'nt hit the interior or so i thought so there was no soilage charge on my mind. side of the car was fucked but i hadda liter of water in the boot for such instances and washed down the side. faint bang of puke still lingering after wiping down the interior and sprayin the old autoglym golden sunset. in the cold light of day this smornin there was puke all down the window rail. murder tryin to fish it all out. used a paintbrush and an old toothbrush with wd40 to loosen it up and wipe it out with paper towels the cunt.



Worse place the puke can go...mankey!

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Re: puker problem
« Reply #34 on: June 25, 2022, 06:56:08 am »
I'd have still charged him/ her/ it or whatever gender they wanna be the soilage charge, fukk that cleaning up someone else's gick if I wanted to do that I'd have bought a dog.
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Re: puker problem
« Reply #35 on: June 25, 2022, 03:00:23 pm »
I'd never buy a brand new taxi because of pukers.

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Re: puker problem
« Reply #36 on: June 25, 2022, 05:13:02 pm »
I'd never buy a brand new taxi because of pukers.


The price of a new car would make you sick
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Re: puker problem
« Reply #37 on: June 25, 2022, 07:59:56 pm »
I'd never buy a brand new taxi because of pukers.


The price of a new car would make you sick


The price of a second hand car would make you even sicker.

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Re: puker problem
« Reply #38 on: June 26, 2022, 04:19:08 am »
How many Spew Merchants tonight ? The Dirties had their day out started at noon until sunrise next dat .Lads in Finches or Ballyfermot pubs might be professional all day sessioners who can hold their porter But 15 Pernod and Blackcurrents and a Champaign Suzy and four hours of Discooooooooo in the George and you could be cleaning up a multicoloure new Upholstery or Carpet .Pride has now become a drinking festival 11pm and I was finished .Its getting more like Paddys Night to be avoided .
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Re: puker problem
« Reply #39 on: June 26, 2022, 10:08:21 am »
I only worked the gay festival twice since it started and hopefully I'll never have to go out again to look for the pink pound, it's nuttin but slop with weirdos in drag and having to try clean up glitter and feathers during the night drove me mad.
And worser again you have the freaks telling you they like cock shoved up their holes as if it's something to be proud of, it would make you vomit.

Why do they have to tell you that they are gay ? A blind man on a galloping horse would spot them straight away.... Fucking spastics the lot of them.


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Re: puker problem
« Reply #40 on: June 26, 2022, 01:07:49 pm »
I only worked the gay festival twice since it started and hopefully I'll never have to go out again to look for the pink pound, it's nuttin but slop with weirdos in drag and having to try clean up glitter and feathers during the night drove me mad.
And worser again you have the freaks telling you they like cock shoved up their holes as if it's something to be proud of, it would make you vomit.

Why do they have to tell you that they are gay ? A blind man on a galloping horse would spot them straight away.... Fucking spastics the lot of them.


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Anthony you need to Cleanse your Chakra .There is a real question of Contagion .I was stopped at the lights on Georges Street beside the Spar Shop as the Window sign proudly stated Welcome to Gay Spar .Then I noticed the Gestapo like Flags that festooned every lamp post in Dublin proclaiming we were right behind as in 5000Km behind the Ukranian people have been removed and replaced with the Original Pride Flag plus the New any thing goes including Dick and tits if you dont think they suit you flag.

But then I was thinking did oulones going to Mass on Sunday with beads and a prayerbook in the 1940s till about 2000 not mean they were good Catholic women up for the ride as long as it resulted in another recruit for the Jesus Faction of the Catholic Church .The LGBT and Non Binary had their Equivlent radical movements in the Catholic Church in the Charismatics Movement and Opus Dei.
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Re: puker problem
« Reply #41 on: June 26, 2022, 08:52:48 pm »
I only worked the gay festival twice since it started and hopefully I'll never have to go out again to look for the pink pound, it's nuttin but slop with weirdos in drag and having to try clean up glitter and feathers during the night drove me mad.
And worser again you have the freaks telling you they like cock shoved up their holes as if it's something to be proud of, it would make you vomit.

Why do they have to tell you that they are gay ? A blind man on a galloping horse would spot them straight away.... Fucking spastics the lot of them.

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I don't work the August pride weekend down here, I head out of town to a music festival just to avoid the obnoxious gay folk on that weekend. I don't have a problem with gay folk but on a pride weekend, it's totally different, they go out of their way to offend.

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Re: puker problem
« Reply #42 on: June 26, 2022, 09:02:09 pm »
..... in the cold light of day this smornin there was puke all down the window rail. murder tryin to fish it all out. used a paintbrush and an old toothbrush with wd40 to loosen it up and wipe it out with paper towels the cunt.
I had the same last week, brutal trying to get it out and when you think you have it all and use the window again, back comes the stains again !!

I would agree with El Tonio, fer me a Puker is 140 + fare and no leeway at all and if they haggle tell them you know 'Tony' !

 


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