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Title: drink driving is good
Post by: john m on June 29, 2018, 06:03:00 am
Driving while even moderately dehydrated could put you in the same risk category as someone on the drink-drive limit.

The current heatwave makes research into the link between dehydration (even a mild form of it) and concentration by Loughborough University hugely relevant.

It found that drivers who took just 25ml of water an hour made twice the number of mistakes compared with those who took enough liquid.

The findings, published some time back, have since prompted experts to say that dehydration is an unrecognised danger for drivers. The increase in errors due to driver dehydration was found to be similar to what would have been the case if someone was driving under the influence of drugs or alcohol.

Increased driving errors included dangerous lane drifting and late braking - a sure sign of diminished concentration.

It is a timely, if slightly bizarre, reminder to all drivers during these heatwave days, with scorching temperatures forecast, that if you don't drink enough water you are likely to drive as badly as if you've consumed too much alcohol.

So get those water bottles on board.
Title: Re: drink driving is good
Post by: mercenary for hire on June 29, 2018, 09:30:43 am
I reckon sunglasses are the biggest cause of bad driving in this weather.When I used to drive the motorbike and some gobshite pulled out on top of me they were always wearing sunnys.Whenever I've worn them in the car I can't make out fuk all in me mirrors and my eyesight is perfect.

We probably should be wearing those yellow tinted ones the military use for driving.They don't look cool but if yer wearing cheap sunnys all they do is reduce yer visibility and make everything darker.

Also folks drving without air con to save a few cents doesn't help.
Title: Re: drink driving is good
Post by: Rat Catcher on June 29, 2018, 12:02:57 pm
If you have to waste all this good weather working be careful. I read that the roads are melting in some parts of the country.
Title: Re: drink driving is good
Post by: Tony on June 29, 2018, 12:48:03 pm
Believe it or not rats I was in kilkenny last night at a Ronnie oSullivan v Mark Allen snooker exhibition and on the way home they were gritting the roads???
Apparently it had to be done because the roads were melting and the grit was spread on it to give you some grip.
Title: Re: drink driving is good
Post by: Rat Catcher on June 29, 2018, 12:51:53 pm
I believe it, Tony. It was reported in the Indefuckinpendent, I think. If it's in the papers it must be true!
Title: Re: drink driving is good
Post by: mercenary for hire on June 29, 2018, 01:21:09 pm
It's busy out here if you can stand the heat.
Title: Re: drink driving is good
Post by: Vikkiz on June 30, 2018, 09:14:54 am
A/c in my car, bleeding deadly it is.

MyTaxi were giving out free bottles of water yesterday
Title: Re: drink driving is good
Post by: Rat Catcher on June 30, 2018, 11:13:39 am
Bad for the lungs... but then, I guess breathing petrol and diesel fumes all day doesn't help.
Title: Re: drink driving is good
Post by: Rat Catcher on June 30, 2018, 12:21:47 pm
Believe it or not rats I was in kilkenny last night at a Ronnie oSullivan v Mark Allen snooker exhibition and on the way home they were gritting the roads???
Apparently it had to be done because the roads were melting and the grit was spread on it to give you some grip.

I read a report of some queer bashing down your way, Tony. Apparently a "man" got a smack of a hurley when he tried to defend his "husband".
Title: Re: drink driving is good
Post by: Tony on June 30, 2018, 12:44:15 pm
Believe it or not rats I was in kilkenny last night at a Ronnie oSullivan v Mark Allen snooker exhibition and on the way home they were gritting the roads???
Apparently it had to be done because the roads were melting and the grit was spread on it to give you some grip.

I read a report of some queer bashing down your way, Tony. Apparently a "man" got a smack of a hurley when he tried to defend his "husband".



Yeah, now the faggots are making money out of it.

https://www.laoistoday.ie/2018/06/30/victim-of-homophobic-attack-is-overwhelmed-as-campaign-reaches-almost-e18000/ (https://www.laoistoday.ie/2018/06/30/victim-of-homophobic-attack-is-overwhelmed-as-campaign-reaches-almost-e18000/)
Title: Re: drink driving is good
Post by: Octavia1 on June 30, 2018, 09:57:33 pm
Very brave wit the hurlys wernt they,,,, must o bean real men.........

How come I'm the only prius out today
??? Ar all the drivers in the George?
Title: Re: drink driving is good
Post by: Rat Catcher on July 01, 2018, 04:38:44 pm
I read another report of a "man" with a "husband" given a slap on the wrist for possession of child pornography, in Galway if memory serves... leaving him and his "husband" free to adopt Children. Maybe abortion on demand isn't such a bad thing.
Title: Re: drink driving is good
Post by: dalymount on July 01, 2018, 05:51:19 pm
Every time I hear that term HIS husband or HER wife it makes me want to throw up.I will NEVER use the word marriage in the context of queers being together
Title: Re: drink driving is good
Post by: silverbullet on July 01, 2018, 05:56:48 pm
Every time I hear that term HIS husband or HER wife it makes me want to throw up.I will NEVER use the word marriage in the context of queers being together
Her Her!!
Title: Re: drink driving is good
Post by: SClass on July 01, 2018, 06:55:11 pm
Yis are a shower of homophobic cunts
Title: Re: drink driving is good
Post by: Dr. Martin Gooter Bling on July 01, 2018, 07:01:10 pm
the fluffters are the pefect taxi customer in my book.
they're never gargled, mouthy and are always 100% pleasant in my experience.
Title: Re: drink driving is good
Post by: dalymount on July 01, 2018, 07:16:19 pm
Thanks S class
Title: Re: drink driving is good
Post by: Tony on July 01, 2018, 07:40:46 pm
Yis are a shower of homophobic cunts

And?
Title: Re: drink driving is good
Post by: Octavia1 on July 01, 2018, 07:53:19 pm
If yu bummed a mot.....like a few yers ago for example an yu we'r drunk at the time .... Wud that make yu gay? 
:D :-\   jus wondering?
Title: Re: drink driving is good
Post by: SClass on July 01, 2018, 08:06:32 pm
If yu bummed a mot.....like a few yers ago for example an yu we'r drunk at the time .... Wud that make yu gay? 
:D :-\   jus wondering?



How long have you been wondering.
Title: Re: drink driving is good
Post by: Tony on July 01, 2018, 08:10:20 pm
If yu bummed a mot.....like a few yers ago for example an yu we'r drunk at the time .... Wud that make yu gay? 
:D :-\   jus wondering?



How long have you been wondering.

Since his sex change
Title: Re: drink driving is good
Post by: SClass on July 01, 2018, 11:16:47 pm
If yu bummed a mot.....like a few yers ago for example an yu we'r drunk at the time .... Wud that make yu gay? 
:D :-\   jus wondering?



How long have you been wondering.

Since his sex change



Did you recommend he go to the same clinic as you did
Title: Re: drink driving is good
Post by: Octavia1 on July 02, 2018, 01:12:57 am
If yu bummed a mot.....like a few yers ago for example an yu we'r drunk at the time .... Wud that make yu gay? 
:D :-\   jus wondering?



How long have you been wondering.

Since his sex change



Did you recommend he go to the same clinic as you did

 lol
Title: Re: drink driving is good
Post by: The Liffey Lip on July 02, 2018, 07:03:47 am
If yu bummed a mot.....like a few yers ago for example an yu we'r drunk at the time .... Wud that make yu gay? 
:D :-\   jus wondering?

No,,,just Satanic.
Title: Re: drink driving is good
Post by: Belker on July 03, 2018, 10:48:03 am
Yis are a shower of homophobic cunts

And you SClass are 'Snow Fookin White' !
Title: Re: drink driving is good
Post by: Belker on July 03, 2018, 10:51:03 am
If yu bummed a mot.....like a few yers ago for example an yu we'r drunk at the time .... Wud that make yu gay? 
:D :-\   jus wondering?
How long have you been wondering.
Since his sex change

Fell off de fookin seat !   rofl   rofl
Title: Re: drink driving is good
Post by: silverbullet on July 03, 2018, 05:20:32 pm
If yu bummed a mot.....like a few yers ago for example an yu we'r drunk at the time .... Wud that make yu gay? 
:D :-\   jus wondering?
Anally retentive?
Title: Re: drink driving is good
Post by: markmiwurdz on July 04, 2018, 10:57:47 am
Saw a picture of conjoined male adult twins,only one of them is gay.......
Title: Re: drink driving is good
Post by: Belker on July 06, 2018, 12:15:03 pm
Saw a picture of conjoined male adult twins,only one of them is gay.......
That must be a pain in the hole fer the other fella !!
Title: Re: drink driving is good
Post by: ToshaPaskey on July 07, 2018, 10:33:03 pm
Summer driving is very tough. I always keep a water cooler in my car to avoid dehydration.
Title: Re: drink driving is good
Post by: markmiwurdz on July 07, 2018, 10:58:44 pm
Summer driving is very tough. I always keep a water cooler in my car to avoid dehydration.

Just remember to keep it plugged in...
Title: Re: drink driving is good
Post by: Belker on July 08, 2018, 09:59:35 am
Yis are a shower of homophobic cunts

So there is Homophobia and Homosexuality.
What do you call someone who is against neither ?
Bi !

Either you agree to a Man sucking another Mans penis
and penetrating his Anus, or you don't ?

You call it SClass ?
Or hide in he shadows as per usual !
Title: Re: drink driving is good
Post by: Tony on July 08, 2018, 01:49:07 pm
Your only gay if you take it Kennet
Title: Re: drink driving is good
Post by: SClass on July 08, 2018, 04:48:03 pm
I'm just hiding in the shadows.

As per usual.
 
 C:-)
Title: Re: drink driving is good
Post by: dalymount on July 08, 2018, 06:09:54 pm
I keep saying it. The world is gone fukking mad.for billions of years we only had male,and females.now we have people who dont know what they are, some sre men,and think they are women,women who think they are men,some dont even know which fukking toilet to use, because they are not sure what they are. I tell ya the world is gone fukking mad.and if you say anything about it,you will have the fukking LGBT crowd all over ya like a rash.as a nation,we need to cop on,and subscribe to the great Donald Trump way of thinking
Title: Re: drink driving is good
Post by: SClass on July 08, 2018, 06:25:31 pm
I keep saying it. The world is gone fukking mad.for billions of years we only had male,and females.now we have people who dont know what they are, some sre men,and think they are women,women who think they are men,some dont even know which fukking toilet to use, because they are not sure what they are. I tell ya the world is gone fukking mad.and if you say anything about it,you will have the fukking LGBT crowd all over ya like a rash.as a nation,we need to cop on,and subscribe to the great Donald Trump way of thinking





Yeah some Taxi driver's don't know what areas stickers they have on the roofie,
Woolly backs coming in form foreign Counties some as far as laoise not even a neighbour County,
Where is it going to end.
Just sayin
Title: Re: drink driving is good
Post by: dalymount on July 08, 2018, 07:01:53 pm
All true S class,but how can you prove it ?
Title: Re: drink driving is good
Post by: dalymount on July 08, 2018, 07:06:46 pm
I regularly park on the little rank outside PWC on north wall hoping to get something coming off the boat resteruant.its a waste of fukking time though.Im sitting there,and a queue of illegally parked cunts right outside the boat.people hust wont cross the road to the offical rank
Title: Re: drink driving is good
Post by: Vikkiz on July 08, 2018, 07:09:32 pm
Why not just rank illegally yourself DM
Title: Re: drink driving is good
Post by: Belker on July 08, 2018, 07:11:14 pm
Your only gay if you take it Kennet
I'm only kinda Gay Babes. X.
Title: Re: drink driving is good
Post by: Belker on July 08, 2018, 07:14:20 pm
I'm just hiding in the shadows.

As per usual.
 
 C:-)
Nothing strange there fer you SClass, post up a comment and then run and hide
when others post about it, about par fer the course !
Title: Re: drink driving is good
Post by: Belker on July 08, 2018, 07:18:30 pm
Why not just rank illegally yourself DM
If'n ya cant beat em, then join em !
Title: Re: drink driving is good
Post by: dalymount on July 08, 2018, 07:27:20 pm
Thats whats wrong with this industry.I have always said I aspire to work in a fully legal,fully professional,industry consisting of full time drivers only.the fact that there is so much illegal practice going on in it does not fill me with optimism.none of this illegal parking is being properly addressed by the authorities.just look at the bully boy tactics being employed by a certain cab company whos drivers continue to illegally stand for hire in the car parks of many Dublin hotels the enforcement are well aware of this,but have failed to take decisive action against this
Title: Re: drink driving is good
Post by: Vikkiz on July 08, 2018, 07:30:21 pm
Sure didn’t you use to rank outside The Yacht in Clontarf DM??? Double fucking standard fucker
Title: Re: drink driving is good
Post by: dalymount on July 08, 2018, 07:41:48 pm
Fraid your wrong there,I do not rank illegally outside ANY pub,club,or anywhere else im not supposed to be
Title: Re: drink driving is good
Post by: Vikkiz on July 08, 2018, 07:44:03 pm
I call UTTER BULLSHIT DM.
Heck I’ve even spoken to you outside that place. Good few years ago now it might be, maybe your memory isn’t all it was or something
Title: Re: drink driving is good
Post by: dalymount on July 08, 2018, 07:50:26 pm
Well since ive never declared on this forum my name or who I am,I find it amazibg that you could cone to such a conclusion.also it would not be my style to engage drivers in conversation,as I tend to keep myself to myself
Title: Re: drink driving is good
Post by: Vikkiz on July 08, 2018, 07:54:33 pm
Well I doubt there’s is 2 Bohs fans out there that hate the EU with a passion, hate all the foreigners and double jobbers(with a passion) hates illegal rankers(but used to do it himself) but has no problem buying products from Engerland or Northern Ireland and not being very patriotic when they claim they are patriotic(but won’t support Irish Sports)
Title: Re: drink driving is good
Post by: Belker on July 08, 2018, 07:58:40 pm
I call UTTER BULLSHIT DM.
Heck I’ve even spoken to you outside that place. Good few years ago now it might be, maybe your memory isn’t all it was or something

There is a lorra 'Snow Whites' on this forum Vikkiz,
who are quick to point the finger,
but Slow to look in the mirror !
Title: Re: drink driving is good
Post by: Vikkiz on July 08, 2018, 08:01:58 pm
I call UTTER BULLSHIT DM.
Heck I’ve even spoken to you outside that place. Good few years ago now it might be, maybe your memory isn’t all it was or something

There is a lorra 'Snow Whites' on this forum Vikkiz,
who are quick to point the finger,
but Slow to look in the mirror !

 rofl rofl lol lol
Title: Re: drink driving is good
Post by: dalymount on July 08, 2018, 08:04:29 pm
Im no snow white Ken,I do not illegally stand for hire anywhere,and I challenge any driver to prove otherwise
Title: Re: drink driving is good
Post by: Vikkiz on July 08, 2018, 08:05:44 pm
Did you drive a Skoda Superb??
Title: Re: drink driving is good
Post by: dalymount on July 08, 2018, 08:06:40 pm
Can I take it then that you approve of drivers stealing work from others who are trying to play by the rules ?
Title: Re: drink driving is good
Post by: dalymount on July 08, 2018, 08:07:47 pm
I drive a toyota avensis
Title: Re: drink driving is good
Post by: Vikkiz on July 08, 2018, 08:12:29 pm
No I don’t DM, and I hate seeing illegal ranks very close to legal ones.
Sometimes I’d love to own a ballaclava, and some very dark clothes and just slice all the types of cars illegal tanking.

Still ain’t answered my question or have I proven i know enough, I asked DID you drive a superb, as in before the avensis?
Title: Re: drink driving is good
Post by: dalymount on July 08, 2018, 08:26:14 pm
Well since you appear to know what I had for my breakfast,im surprised your even asking such a question.im afraid you have the advantage ,because I have no recolation of having spoken to you,or any other driver.my only involvement with the yacht is,that I go there quite a lot for food,and have done for years,and still do occasionally
Title: Re: drink driving is good
Post by: Vikkiz on July 09, 2018, 02:26:33 am
I've no clue what you had for breakfast, but it was probably museli or fruit and fibre[emoji41][emoji41]

Don't be getting your knickers in a knot over it.

I know you, you know me(maybe)

Sent from my SM-G930F using Tapatalk

Title: Re: drink driving is good
Post by: Octavia1 on July 09, 2018, 02:41:21 pm
The " im alright fuck you "culture was
Imported by the immigrant driving taxis.....
We we'r told it's a cultural ting and to try understand it..wer they come from they are as corrupt as fuk and have to put a chastity belt on their mot wen the go the shops or give her female circumcision so she doesn't enjoy it anymore.....                     . I remember the immigrant used to reverse into the front of legal ranks wen they came here first......
That cultures become our culture now because the rules have changed unofficially...... And the officials don't give a Bollix or 2 flying fuks about you  anyway and only care about their own jobs anyway so it's sink or swim....
If you don't get that and HAVNT been able to let go....... Your bringin stress on yerself and there's more and more fukin taxis down the bog workin Dublin everyday......
Your only scum  dirt to the state...... Even the junkies and alcos get free gaffs and handouts like the immigrant..... And you sittin on a rank lookin at them snatchin gettin blood pressure........
Wat you goin do????
Title: Re: drink driving is good
Post by: Octavia1 on July 09, 2018, 02:56:29 pm
How many ranks are gone out of Dublin now... Scrapped or put Down sidesreets we'r nothing is happening?
Title: Re: drink driving is good
Post by: mercenary for hire on July 09, 2018, 03:02:03 pm
Other side of the green deleted
Shellbourne rank deleted
Dawson rank deleted
Molesworth deleted too I think
Molly Malone rank deleted
Westmoreland rank as good as deleted
Gresham shifted but now has less footfall

Fosters soon?
Title: Re: drink driving is good
Post by: Tony on July 09, 2018, 03:09:32 pm
All true S class,but how can you prove it ?

Because I was parked in front of him
Title: Re: drink driving is good
Post by: Rat Catcher on July 09, 2018, 03:22:15 pm
I rarely bother ranking these days, cruising with mytaxi on works better for me. The only ranks I work are the unofficial ones in Swords after midnight Fri and Sat, McDonalds Unofficial (00:01-01:00), Cafe Bar Unofficial (01:01-02:45) and Venue Unofficial (02:46-close)... when I bother working after midnight Fri/Sat, that is.

What do you thing of the sign on the Harry Byrnes Unofficial requesting drivers to behave themselves, DM?
Title: Re: drink driving is good
Post by: dalymount on July 09, 2018, 04:35:44 pm
I think Fullerton needs to do his job and inform the management of this establishment that no taxi rank exist in the place where drivers commonly stand for hire outside this premises.I also think the Gardai should be informed about the traffic violation being caused by this illegal behaviour
Title: Re: drink driving is good
Post by: Octavia1 on July 09, 2018, 04:48:37 pm
I thought that sign was gone outside harry Byrnes.....?
Anyway yu never see a seagull Quein outside Beshoff....
Title: Re: drink driving is good
Post by: Belker on July 10, 2018, 07:08:44 am
I rarely bother ranking these days, cruising with mytaxi on works better for me. The only ranks I work are the unofficial ones in Swords after midnight Fri and Sat, McDonalds Unofficial (00:01-01:00), Cafe Bar Unofficial (01:01-02:45) and Venue Unofficial (02:46-close)... when I bother working after midnight Fri/Sat, that is.....

I'm the same as you Rats, I work MyTaxi mainly before midnight and work the un-officials after midnight.
The Gardai don't care about the un-official ranks after midnight, all they want is the drunks in the taxies
and out of town.
Title: Re: drink driving is good
Post by: Belker on July 10, 2018, 07:20:31 am
Im no snow white Ken,I do not illegally stand for hire anywhere,and I challenge any driver to prove otherwise

There is No Fookin 'Snow Whites' in the Taxi game and I dispise anyone trying to pretend to be one.

'Steph 1' was a lovely lady taxi driver from Kildare and a regular poster, but she stopped posting
about Two years back, One of her last posts read;
"Jeez to listen to em, ya would think butter wouldn't melt in their mouths".
Title: Re: drink driving is good
Post by: The Liffey Lip on July 10, 2018, 07:25:43 am
There was an undercover copper operating out of Harcourt Sq letting on to be in Mayo on Roy's forum.....used to throw her tuppence worth in every now and then.
Title: Re: drink driving is good
Post by: dalymount on July 10, 2018, 08:54:32 am
Thats some charge lippy, you sure ?
Title: Re: drink driving is good
Post by: Belker on July 10, 2018, 09:18:14 am
Thats some charge lippy, you sure ?

Eh No, but Probably or even Maybe, or Maybe not !
Title: Re: drink driving is good
Post by: Octavia1 on July 10, 2018, 09:39:49 am
There was an undercover copper operating out of Harcourt Sq letting on to be in Mayo on Roy's forum.....used to throw her tuppence worth in every now and then.

How wud yu known??
 I've suspected sclass an ratti  of bein guards for years...... And Hippo....
Tony an ken worked for the Corpo before greyhound took over  :D
Title: Re: drink driving is good
Post by: Tony on July 10, 2018, 01:45:48 pm
Im no snow white Ken,I do not illegally stand for hire anywhere,and I challenge any driver to prove otherwise

There is No Fookin 'Snow Whites' in the Taxi game and I dispise anyone trying to pretend to be one.

'Steph 1' was a lovely lady taxi driver from Kildare and a regular poster, but she stopped posting
about Two years back, One of her last posts read;
"Jeez to listen to em, ya would think butter wouldn't melt in their mouths".


Stephen is a Dublin woman living in Mayo, dont know where you got kildare from.
Title: Re: drink driving is good
Post by: Rat Catcher on July 10, 2018, 04:05:46 pm
She had a strange badge number alright... so strange that the TfI app couldn't cope with it for a few years. CB prefix.
Title: Re: drink driving is good
Post by: silverbullet on July 10, 2018, 05:28:48 pm
Im no snow white Ken,I do not illegally stand for hire anywhere,and I challenge any driver to prove otherwise

There is No Fookin 'Snow Whites' in the Taxi game and I dispise anyone trying to pretend to be one.

'Steph 1' was a lovely lady taxi driver from Kildare and a regular poster, but she stopped posting
about Two years back, One of her last posts read;
"Jeez to listen to em, ya would think butter wouldn't melt in their mouths".


Stephen is a Dublin woman living in Mayo, dont know where you got kildare from.
Well, did you ever hear the likes?  8)
Title: Re: drink driving is good
Post by: The Liffey Lip on July 10, 2018, 05:31:08 pm
There was an undercover copper operating out of Harcourt Sq letting on to be in Mayo on Roy's forum.....used to throw her tuppence worth in every now and then.

How wud yu known??
 I've suspected sclass an ratti  of bein guards for years...... And Hippo....
Tony an ken worked for the Corpo before greyhound took over  :D

Conveniently left yourself out of the mix...eh? You're the one I'd be watching...... C:-) You're an undercover Mental Health Nurse....Windy Arbour is it?
Title: Re: drink driving is good
Post by: The Liffey Lip on July 10, 2018, 05:46:12 pm
Im no snow white Ken,I do not illegally stand for hire anywhere,and I challenge any driver to prove otherwise

There is No Fookin 'Snow Whites' in the Taxi game and I dispise anyone trying to pretend to be one.

'Steph 1' was a lovely lady taxi driver from Kildare and a regular poster, but she stopped posting
about Two years back, One of her last posts read;
"Jeez to listen to em, ya would think butter wouldn't melt in their mouths".


Stephen is a Dublin woman living in Mayo, dont know where you got kildare from.

Gender and geographically fluid?
Title: Re: drink driving is good
Post by: Octavia1 on July 10, 2018, 08:04:50 pm
There was an undercover copper operating out of Harcourt Sq letting on to be in Mayo on Roy's forum.....used to throw her tuppence worth in every now and then.

How wud yu known??
 I've suspected sclass an ratti  of bein guards for years...... And Hippo....
Tony an ken worked for the Corpo before greyhound took over  :D

Conveniently left yourself out of the mix...eh? You're the one I'd be watching...... C:-) You're an undercover Mental Health Nurse....Windy Arbour is it?
Ah lippy you remember now....

 "Medication time"
Title: Re: drink driving is good
Post by: Octavia1 on July 10, 2018, 08:23:24 pm
https://youtu.be/tG8QIcSLtKU
Title: Re: drink driving is good
Post by: The Liffey Lip on July 11, 2018, 07:13:37 am
There was an undercover copper operating out of Harcourt Sq letting on to be in Mayo on Roy's forum.....used to throw her tuppence worth in every now and then.

How wud yu known??
 I've suspected sclass an ratti  of bein guards for years...... And Hippo....
Tony an ken worked for the Corpo before greyhound took over  :D

Conveniently left yourself out of the mix...eh? You're the one I'd be watching...... C:-) You're an undercover Mental Health Nurse....Windy Arbour is it?
Ah lippy you remember now....

 "Medication time"

Spent a night in Portrane, he said..........worked there for yrs, says I. You're fooling no-one Randle P McMurphy. Yourself and Nurse Ratched and your mutual masturbation encounters on the staircase... ;)
Title: Re: drink driving is good
Post by: Octavia1 on July 11, 2018, 10:40:11 am
There was an undercover copper operating out of Harcourt Sq letting on to be in Mayo on Roy's forum.....used to throw her tuppence worth in every now and then.

How wud yu known??
 I've suspected sclass an ratti  of bein guards for years...... And Hippo....
Tony an ken worked for the Corpo before greyhound took over  :D

Conveniently left yourself out of the mix...eh? You're the one I'd be watching...... C:-) You're an undercover Mental Health Nurse....Windy Arbour is it?
Ah lippy you remember now....

 "Medication time"

Spent a night in Portrane, he said..........worked there for yrs, says I. You're fooling no-one Randle P McMurphy. Yourself and Nurse Ratched and your mutual masturbation encounters on the staircase... ;)
[/quote rofl

I'm just an owl fool who learned the hard way lippy.
Why always the hard way I don't bleedin kno w  but .. I  suspect
I'll get a few more wallops before I go into a box.....
McMurphy is a hero of mine though I suspect I'm more like travel bickle who got lucky  ;D



Title: Re: drink driving is good
Post by: Octavia1 on July 11, 2018, 10:43:22 am
Ah Bollix I nearly got seerius there for a minute.....
C,mere
Wat do you call a one eyed deer?????
Title: Re: drink driving is good
Post by: Octavia1 on July 11, 2018, 10:44:34 am
I've no eye deer  rofl
Title: Re: drink driving is good
Post by: The Liffey Lip on July 11, 2018, 10:45:21 am
You're no fool, Octy. The real fools are those who take themselves seriously both here and in real life. It's all a game.

Read this morning about some transgender fella in America who decided he no longer wanted to be a woman. Gas thing about these lunatics is they have seriously good jobs and access to top advice..............injecting kids with hormones because they want to be trans is ok.........but they complain about hormones being injected into their beef and chicken???? The fools are the ones who think this all ok.
Title: Re: drink driving is good
Post by: Octavia1 on July 11, 2018, 11:41:42 am
Yea I thought from an early age that life is a dream lippy.......
A bit like the montey python song.....
Yu come from nuttin an go back to nuttin.....
In fact yur life is not yur reality.....
Either side of your life is yur reality and ......
Yur life is a bit like the matrix or sumtin....
But I became conscious that it's all about realizin that the clock is tickin an yur on a game show..... Like the generation game or opportunity knocks or countdown ( Rachel.... I love you) .. An wen it's over yu get trown back into the earth to be mixed up like malla......an God is a big kid makin sumtin else out of yu like a tree or sumtin
...herein lies the meaning of life..... The money ain't really that important an it's not worth fukin sumone over for.....
An all yu really gotto do is keep yur eye on the clock....  TIME is the real currency of the dream an helping others along the way is all ya can do........
Yu see all these cunts tryin to line there pockets at others expense.......... They blind.... Like wen a cunt in a taxi cuts ya off an robs yer fare...... An then yu get four Americans goin to killarney an yuv a full thank an just startin yur shift an they four page tree models goin to a launjeray conference an tryin on outfits in the back of yur taxi an askin Wat yu tink of these knickers mister taxi man?
Life's a bit like that........
God I'm a lucky bastard...... But I believe in karma.......
I nearly joined the karmalite nuns once did I tell ya?
Title: Re: drink driving is good
Post by: Octavia1 on July 11, 2018, 12:01:12 pm
Speakin of covert guards.......
Ya cant make this shit up!
https://www.rte.ie/news/dublin/2018/0711/977864-gardai-gun/ (https://www.rte.ie/news/dublin/2018/0711/977864-gardai-gun/)
Title: Re: drink driving is good
Post by: Rat Catcher on July 11, 2018, 04:55:40 pm
Dunno what should concern us most... the fact that a child could have picked it up or the fact that the Emergency Response Unit, having seen it fall out of their boot, were unable to respond quick enough to recover it from a member of the public who was happy to return it? Maybe we (the general public) shouldn't return the firearms they lose, they clearly can't be trusted with them.
Title: Re: drink driving is good
Post by: mercenary for hire on July 11, 2018, 06:13:35 pm
I read a comment on the journal which made the point that it can be difficult to hold an ice cream and a machine gun at the same time in this heat wave.Another suggested that particular Garda be issued with a wooden gun..

I've seen those ERU units up close and the guns are stored in what look like tool cabinets with drawers and everything.I've also seen those Audi Q7s being driven like General Lee with the tires off the ground at high speed. The speed bump story seems far-fetched.Thanksfully we don't have more Gardai with access to weapons.

What the fuk are they doing in Q7s anyway? What a waste of taxpayer moneys.I was dropping off a passenger outside Diceys in the day time and that jeep could barely squeeze past my little Prius.Dublin is too small for those footballers wives jeeps.
Title: Re: drink driving is good
Post by: Octavia1 on July 11, 2018, 09:06:08 pm
Yea there was a British reg jeep sittin behind me last nite an couple the blokes got out...... Huge cunts like James bond in suits only more scary..... The guns we'r visible on them..... Must of bean over for harry Potter and his mot.....
Ide say the Irish yokles guards we'r carrying extra guns in case or to show off..... Wen we we'r playing cowboys and Indians we only ever had one bow and arrow
Title: Re: drink driving is good
Post by: Dr. Martin Gooter Bling on July 11, 2018, 09:23:32 pm
in what fucked up scenario would cops need an automatic bullet sprayer.
Title: Re: drink driving is good
Post by: The Liffey Lip on July 12, 2018, 08:38:40 am
Yea I thought from an early age that life is a dream lippy.......
A bit like the montey python song.....
Yu come from nuttin an go back to nuttin.....
In fact yur life is not yur reality.....
Either side of your life is yur reality and ......
Yur life is a bit like the matrix or sumtin....
But I became conscious that it's all about realizin that the clock is tickin an yur on a game show..... Like the generation game or opportunity knocks or countdown ( Rachel.... I love you) .. An wen it's over yu get trown back into the earth to be mixed up like malla......an God is a big kid makin sumtin else out of yu like a tree or sumtin
...herein lies the meaning of life..... The money ain't really that important an it's not worth fukin sumone over for.....
An all yu really gotto do is keep yur eye on the clock....  TIME is the real currency of the dream an helping others along the way is all ya can do........
Yu see all these cunts tryin to line there pockets at others expense.......... They blind.... Like wen a cunt in a taxi cuts ya off an robs yer fare...... An then yu get four Americans goin to killarney an yuv a full thank an just startin yur shift an they four page tree models goin to a launjeray conference an tryin on outfits in the back of yur taxi an askin Wat yu tink of these knickers mister taxi man?
Life's a bit like that........
God I'm a lucky bastard...... But I believe in karma.......
I nearly joined the karmalite nuns once did I tell ya?

Karma-lites, eh? Had you down as a Capuchin...seeing as how fond of chimps you are and all that.
Title: Re: drink driving is good
Post by: Rat Catcher on July 12, 2018, 09:57:11 am
Opens an opportunity for some balance:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P8wgrZ6t5BA (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P8wgrZ6t5BA)
Title: Re: drink driving is good
Post by: The Liffey Lip on July 13, 2018, 04:54:16 am
Kinky Boots.
Title: Re: drink driving is good
Post by: Rat Catcher on July 13, 2018, 02:35:51 pm
All together, now.... I've got a brand new shiny helmet and a pair of...