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Title: Hockey
Post by: dalymount on August 02, 2018, 07:40:38 pm
Ah fair play to the girls,they have just made the semi final
Title: Re: Hockey
Post by: silverbullet on August 02, 2018, 08:39:15 pm
Ah fair play to the girls,they have just made the semi final
RC got a Semi watching it...allegedly! 8)
Title: Re: Hockey
Post by: The Liffey Lip on August 03, 2018, 08:36:45 am
Swangs and Rindabites as they say in Mount Anville....fair play to them anyway.
Title: Re: Hockey
Post by: john m on August 03, 2018, 08:43:24 am
Put it down to a Strong Church of Ireland work ethic .
Title: Re: Hockey
Post by: The Liffey Lip on August 03, 2018, 08:46:32 am
They're great.
Title: Re: Hockey
Post by: Shallowhal on August 03, 2018, 11:29:11 am
Cumann the girls!!
Title: Re: Hockey
Post by: silverbullet on August 03, 2018, 05:52:51 pm
Cumann the girls!!

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DONE GALS! 8)
Title: Re: Hockey
Post by: sore on August 04, 2018, 02:53:52 am
First appearance in the World cup in 16 years and getting to the semis is immense. With Ayeisha McFerran between the sticks,
anything can happen!!
Title: Re: Hockey
Post by: The Liffey Lip on August 04, 2018, 07:24:14 am
Best of luck to them..............

Title: Re: Hockey
Post by: dalymount on August 04, 2018, 08:18:14 am
Is there GAAin today lippy ,and who's playing ?
Title: Re: Hockey
Post by: The Liffey Lip on August 04, 2018, 11:02:43 am
Yep but on Sky...Galway v Monaghan and Kildare v Kerry...Super 8's last round games. Dubs tomorrow plus under 20 final in Croker between Kildare and Mayo, be the hokey. Hurling replay semi between Clare and Galway is on RTE I think...not sure todsy or tomorrow and too tired to look it up.
Title: Re: Hockey
Post by: The Liffey Lip on August 04, 2018, 11:38:49 am
Just checked...hurling tomorrow on RTE...must turn off this wi-fi...........
Title: Re: Hockey
Post by: dalymount on August 04, 2018, 01:07:41 pm
I know as much about GAA,as I do about rocket science.does Dublin have a hurling team ? I know they have a football team,but I don't even know who the manager is.in other words I know fukk all about GAA.i haven't got the slightest knowledge,or interest in it.i was born,and reared  a half a mile from croke park,and was only in it once that was for the 50th anniversary comemeration ceremony of the 1916 rising.the Christian brothers made us go
Title: Re: Hockey
Post by: sore on August 04, 2018, 03:41:51 pm
Into the final!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  Go the Green Machine!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Magnificent goalkeeping from Mcferran
Title: Re: Hockey
Post by: john m on August 04, 2018, 03:58:58 pm
Church of Ireland middle class girls doing us proud .
Title: Re: Hockey
Post by: The Liffey Lip on August 04, 2018, 04:22:44 pm
I know as much about GAA,as I do about rocket science.does Dublin have a hurling team ? I know they have a football team,but I don't even know who the manager is.in other words I know fukk all about GAA.i haven't got the slightest knowledge,or interest in it.i was born,and reared  a half a mile from croke park,and was only in it once that was for the 50th anniversary comemeration ceremony of the 1916 rising.the Christian brothers made us go

G'Wan the cross-border initiatives....lot of culchies think only northsiders play football....southsiders play rugger...half the Dubs are southsiders...Kilmacud, Judes, Ballyboden etc...as one thick mullah from Mayo once said in the Big Tree after Dubs won in 2016......"There won't be a bull wanked in Swinford today".
Title: Re: Hockey
Post by: dalymount on August 04, 2018, 05:41:35 pm
what about the girls doing the business today ?
Title: Re: Hockey
Post by: The Liffey Lip on August 05, 2018, 07:39:42 am
There won't be a Porsche polished in Merrion today.
Title: Re: Hockey
Post by: dalymount on August 05, 2018, 12:28:37 pm
Was just watching the European chanpionships on TV. The comentater described one boat race as the coxless pairs. Does this mean that the rowers have no cocks ?
Title: Re: Hockey
Post by: john m on August 05, 2018, 12:57:26 pm
Everybody in Ireland supporting the Hockey team ! Big Dommos youngone ,youngone the one with the Spongebob tattoo on her left tit was drinking pints of snakebite in Finches last night about 11 oc when some lads at the bar were talking about the Hockey .She stuck a 50 on the bar and said "If anybody can get back here before midnight with a Hockey Stick they an have the Fifty " Seen her this morning getting a full Irish Breakfast with extra cabbage and she paid with that 50 .
Title: Re: Hockey
Post by: dalymount on August 05, 2018, 01:04:43 pm
Your a gas man john.i always enjoy your posts.only problem with them is though,THEY ARE ALWAYS TO FUKKING LONG
Title: Re: Hockey
Post by: john m on August 05, 2018, 01:13:38 pm
If ya has a Cricket batt a Hockey Stick and a Rugby ball and you showed them to Big Dommos youngones youngones kids and asked them what they are  for they would probably say "I dont know but me Ma has stuff like that in her nicker drawer her and me Da play with it "
Title: Re: Hockey
Post by: Belker on August 05, 2018, 01:45:35 pm
Into the final!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  Go the Green Machine!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Magnificent goalkeeping from Mcferran

I've great respect fer the Girls in Green,
the Dutch will be tough in the final,
but it's hard ta beat de Irish !!
Title: Re: Hockey
Post by: Belker on August 05, 2018, 01:57:02 pm
What time is the final and is it on TV ?
Title: Re: Hockey
Post by: The Liffey Lip on August 06, 2018, 05:53:24 am
If ya has a Cricket batt a Hockey Stick and a Rugby ball and you showed them to Big Dommos youngones youngones kids and asked them what they are  for they would probably say "I dont know but me Ma has stuff like that in her nicker drawer her and me Da play with it "

Plenty of them dirty auldears out in Pembroke too. The more marbles in the mouth, the better the suction.
Title: Re: Hockey
Post by: silverbullet on August 06, 2018, 04:27:33 pm
If ya has a Cricket batt a Hockey Stick and a Rugby ball and you showed them to Big Dommos youngones youngones kids and asked them what they are  for they would probably say "I dont know but me Ma has stuff like that in her nicker drawer her and me Da play with it "

Plenty of them dirty auldears out in Pembroke too. The more marbles in the mouth, the better the suction.
The D4 abomination of an accent is usually Culchies letting people know they came into a few bob.

RTE  newsreaders murder accents, as though enunciated through the adenoids is sonorous.
They all sounds like ducks on helium .
Thank fuck for the written word.
Title: Re: Hockey
Post by: dalymount on August 06, 2018, 04:51:00 pm
its called the rindabate accent. like for insyance brown bread becomes brain bread
Title: Re: Hockey
Post by: john m on August 06, 2018, 08:21:56 pm
Heavy tighed fat ankled girls wearing loosers meddles being faited  and another few million in Sports grant announced by Ross .Lads who lost in the boat will be getting more Gelt .
Title: Re: Hockey
Post by: silverbullet on August 06, 2018, 09:30:36 pm
Heavy tighed fat ankled girls wearing loosers meddles being faited  and another few million in Sports grant announced by Ross .Lads who lost in the boat will be getting more Gelt .
Half a million people turned up to see the Irish soccer team after they got knocked out of 1990 World cup.
Great times...and before Spellchecker was even   contemplated!! 8)
Title: Re: Hockey
Post by: john m on August 06, 2018, 09:32:01 pm
Heavy tighed fat ankled girls wearing loosers meddles being faited  and another few million in Sports grant announced by Ross .Lads who lost in the boat will be getting more Gelt .
Half a million people turned up to see the Irish soccer team after they got knocked out of 1990 World cup.
Great times...and before Spellchecker was even   contemplated!! 8)
Spellchecker  first aid for the illitterate .
Title: Re: Hockey
Post by: silverbullet on August 06, 2018, 10:22:20 pm
Heavy tighed fat ankled girls wearing loosers meddles being faited  and another few million in Sports grant announced by Ross .Lads who lost in the boat will be getting more Gelt .
Half a million people turned up to see the Irish soccer team after they got knocked out of 1990 World cup.
Great times...and before Spellchecker was even   contemplated!! 8)
Spellchecker  first aid for the illitterate .
An ideal crutch for the incoherent.
Title: Re: Hockey
Post by: The Liffey Lip on August 07, 2018, 08:47:37 am
They did fantastic, as Ian Wright would say. No facilities..........having to travel from Bangor, Co Down and other such places in the depths of winter to meet up....we often use population as an excuse for mediocrity and rewarded it in the past. Give them their dues lads....they are amateurs whereas the Dutch are paid pros.

Uruguay has won 2 world cups and has fewer people than us.......we need a proper national sport .....HOCKEY it might be.
Title: Re: Hockey
Post by: john m on August 07, 2018, 09:36:49 am
Ireland the home of thats Grand .
Title: Re: Hockey
Post by: Belker on August 07, 2018, 09:47:18 am
Ireland the home of thats Grand .
And would ya have it any other way ?
Title: Re: Hockey
Post by: john m on August 07, 2018, 09:57:21 am
Tells you how strong a Sport Hockey really is when a bunch of Fat ankled girls working as waitresses playing in their spare time can get to a World Cup Final .Then get beaten like rented mules and we celebrate .
Title: Re: Hockey
Post by: The Liffey Lip on August 07, 2018, 10:25:39 am
Not a fat ankle between them, John....you're thinking of the men's rugger props. We need to focus on the positive here....there's a united Ireland on the way...fat-ankles regularly meeting up in Dundalk and Drogheda....Arlene and Michelle and The Knocklyon Knockout.
Title: Re: Hockey
Post by: john m on August 07, 2018, 10:29:27 am
no united Ireland in my lifetime Lip .We rejected that when we voted for the fiscal Treaty we cannot afford it according to the Constitution .
Title: Re: Hockey
Post by: The Liffey Lip on August 07, 2018, 10:32:02 am
Constitution has been torn up, John.

https://www.foreignaffairs.com/reviews/capsule-review/2002-01-01/establishing-supremacy-european-law-making-international-rule-law (https://www.foreignaffairs.com/reviews/capsule-review/2002-01-01/establishing-supremacy-european-law-making-international-rule-law)
Title: Re: Hockey
Post by: john m on August 07, 2018, 10:36:27 am
EU says we cannot run a deficit more than 3% about 70 % of people working in the North work for Government or Local Government We couldnt afford unification and your Northren Prod wont give up the security of Betties Purse .
Title: Re: Hockey
Post by: The Liffey Lip on August 07, 2018, 10:40:03 am
We can't afford it...I know.....we can't afford to pay 2 million more people on benefits but it's still going to happen. Lisbon and Nice compounded Maastricht. Bettie's purse will be fine....Merkel's might be more attractive to the influential farmers and enterprise lobby groups.....

Commerce is king.........said Prod farmers re-labelled their produce as Irish during the Foot and Mouth and BSE scandals.
Title: Re: Hockey
Post by: The Liffey Lip on August 07, 2018, 10:44:51 am
Down from 5/1 to 3/1 Johnny....start preparing...

http://betting.boylesports.com/politics/united-ireland-2021 (http://betting.boylesports.com/politics/united-ireland-2021)
Title: Re: Hockey
Post by: john m on August 07, 2018, 10:50:49 am
Prod Farmer Guarenteed Irish stance .A bit like the bloke gets the chance to fuck his daughters best friend he knows it wrong he knows that she will tell his daughter but it seems like a good idea at the time .Prod Farmer cannot out vote Rangers supporting Carling Black Label drinking Drum beater .Paddy From Carlow dosent want to share his EU grant with Malcolm from Straban.If there was a united Ireland vote tomorrow the South would vote No .
Title: Re: Hockey
Post by: Octavia1 on August 07, 2018, 10:51:39 am
we need a proper national sport .....HOCKEY it might be???

Is that hurling for the Anglo Irish prody sasanach game?

Weell have a black soccer team in a few years..... Mite giv us a chance...
Fukin confusion.....

Up the RA....  C:-) O:-) C:-)
Title: Re: Hockey
Post by: john m on August 07, 2018, 10:54:30 am
Down from 5/1 to 3/1 Johnny....start preparing...

[url]http://betting.boylesports.com/politics/united-ireland-2021[/url] ([url]http://betting.boylesports.com/politics/united-ireland-2021[/url])


Na 3/1 in a two horse race better chance Irish Ladies Hockey Team winning the World Cup wearing tutus and Doc Martin Boots .
Title: Re: Hockey
Post by: The Liffey Lip on August 07, 2018, 10:56:32 am
Prod Farmer Guarenteed Irish stance .A bit like the bloke gets the chance to fuck his daughters best friend he knows it wrong he knows that she will tell his daughter but it seems like a good idea at the time .Prod Farmer cannot out vote Rangers supporting Carling Black Label drinking Drum beater .Paddy From Carlow dosent want to share his EU grant with Malcolm from Straban.If there was a united Ireland vote tomorrow the South would vote No .

Paddy from Carlow has been sharing his grant with Vlad and Boris, the tranny farmer from Latvia....he won't mind Dawson McLoyalist siding with him when Big Phil is arguing with the French and German home-guard over divvies.


As for the Fenians voting no...........5 yrs ago most of them would've voted No in the marriage equality referendum........stop hanging on to your broad black brimmer, Johnny and embrace the Lambeg.
Title: Re: Hockey
Post by: Tony on August 07, 2018, 10:58:19 am
They did fantastic, as Ian Wright would say. No facilities..........having to travel from Bangor, Co Down and other such places in the depths of winter to meet up....we often use population as an excuse for mediocrity and rewarded it in the past. Give them their dues lads....they are amateurs whereas the Dutch are paid pros.

Uruguay has won 2 world cups and has fewer people than us.......we need a proper national sport .....HOCKEY it might be.


Hurling
Title: Re: Hockey
Post by: The Liffey Lip on August 07, 2018, 11:02:03 am
You're a culchy cnut now Tony....You doing "Jiving" classes now with Cletus and his sister wife?
Title: Re: Hockey
Post by: john m on August 07, 2018, 11:05:37 am
Lip the Brits have been trying to get out of Ulster since the early 70s .With the invention of satalites the US no longer needed the North for their radar stations to cover the North Atlantic and keep an eye on what the Russians were Doing .Paisley knew this and stirred it to incentive's the British to defend the realm against the Taig .The DUP are still playing the same game the Prod Ulster Majority is all that legitamises  the Brexiteers .How can Britain drop the Loyal Ulstermen who stood shoulder to shoulder with them against the EU .
Title: Re: Hockey
Post by: The Liffey Lip on August 07, 2018, 11:05:56 am
Hurling and football...no good for unity....no world cup.....no big celebrations on the Liffey or the Lagan.
Title: Re: Hockey
Post by: john m on August 07, 2018, 11:06:39 am
You're a culchy cnut now Tony....You doing "Jiving" classes now with Cletus and his sister wife?

Anto can you get a discount on Turf?
Title: Re: Hockey
Post by: The Liffey Lip on August 07, 2018, 11:07:17 am
Lip the Brits have been trying to get out of Ulster since the early 70s .With the invention of satalites the US no longer needed the North for their radar stations to cover the North Atlantic and keep an eye on what the Russians were Doing .Paisley knew this and stirred it to incentive's the British to defend the realm against the Taig .The DUP are still playing the same game the Prod Ulster Majority is all that legitamises  the Brexiteers .How can Britain drop the Loyal Ulstermen who stood shoulder to shoulder with them against the EU .

They didn't stand with them............they voted Nay....Paisley knew it was all over when Rangers beat Celtic 3-11 to 1-16 many yrs ago.
Title: Re: Hockey
Post by: The Liffey Lip on August 07, 2018, 11:10:33 am
https://www.leinsterexpress.ie/news/whats-on/225423/learn-to-jive-in-laois-village.html (https://www.leinsterexpress.ie/news/whats-on/225423/learn-to-jive-in-laois-village.html)
Title: Re: Hockey
Post by: john m on August 07, 2018, 11:11:23 am
Lip the Brits have been trying to get out of Ulster since the early 70s .With the invention of satalites the US no longer needed the North for their radar stations to cover the North Atlantic and keep an eye on what the Russians were Doing .Paisley knew this and stirred it to incentive's the British to defend the realm against the Taig .The DUP are still playing the same game the Prod Ulster Majority is all that legitamises  the Brexiteers .How can Britain drop the Loyal Ulstermen who stood shoulder to shoulder with them against the EU .

They didn't stand with them............they voted Nay....Paisley knew it was all over when Rangers beat Celtic 3-11 to 1-16 many yrs ago.

Your right thinking Prod voted to leave your Taig knew who was paying for their community workers .Arlenes 9 votes are keeping Boris out of office .
Title: Re: Hockey
Post by: The Liffey Lip on August 07, 2018, 11:14:26 am
Right-thinking Prod plays hockey, not hurling, John.......full circle now.
Title: Re: Hockey
Post by: john m on August 07, 2018, 11:15:47 am
https://www.leinsterexpress.ie/news/whats-on/225423/learn-to-jive-in-laois-village.html (https://www.leinsterexpress.ie/news/whats-on/225423/learn-to-jive-in-laois-village.html) Yeehaw.....slack-jawed men wearing Crosshatch shirts with bunched-up trackies and "I loves me county" tats.

Na Anto Lurching down the parish Hall to Noreen Bawn with Breeda from Supervalue .The story of a young one who left the sod only to catch a fever in far far away and came home to die .If you coulding skift a youngone in a twin set and cardigan with that sad song .
Title: Re: Hockey
Post by: The Liffey Lip on August 07, 2018, 11:19:44 am
I was jesting...anyway. Stick with the EU.........The Earl of Sandyford promised the girls dough...paid for by the E.U. Alex and Vicky from the Malone Rd are watching this and thinking.....them sprite(sic) 'atin' Tims might be oor bestie bet whan the shite hits thon fan"...hai.
Title: Re: Hockey
Post by: john m on August 07, 2018, 11:25:15 am
We have a future with the EU but does the EU have a future ?
Title: Re: Hockey
Post by: Tony on August 07, 2018, 11:45:47 am
You're a culchy cnut now Tony....You doing "Jiving" classes now with Cletus and his sister wife?


Believe it or not hippo we do take dance classes, modern jive it called you should try it, is one way to know if your fit and a great way of socialising without having to pay a barmans wages
Title: Re: Hockey
Post by: mercenary for hire on August 07, 2018, 12:05:50 pm
You've some neck Tony.Dance classes ya bender.
Title: Re: Hockey
Post by: Tony on August 07, 2018, 12:27:30 pm
You've some neck Tony.Dance classes ya bender.


Don't knock it till you try it
Title: Re: Hockey
Post by: The Liffey Lip on August 07, 2018, 03:15:01 pm
You're a culchy cnut now Tony....You doing "Jiving" classes now with Cletus and his sister wife?


Believe it or not hippo we do take dance classes, modern jive it called you should try it, is one way to know if your fit and a great way of socialising without having to pay a barmans wages

So's fishing...without Nathan Carter staring at your arse. Once tried the ballroom dancing and that was very tiring...prefer combat sports meself.
Title: Re: Hockey
Post by: Belker on August 07, 2018, 11:59:38 pm
You've some neck Tony.Dance classes ya bender.
Don't knock it till you try it
Each to their own I suppose !

I pulled El Tonio's 'Chungwan' line on a few drunk middle-aged men the other night;
Fella in the front; "Wa's with the fingerless gloves driver ?",
Me; "Dere me Murdering gloves !",
Fella in the back; "Fcuk sake, are we gonna get fcukin murdered here ?",
Me; "Naw, naw, ur safe out, there's no room in the boot cos dere's a body in there already",
Fella in the front; "Is she still alive ?",
Me; "Ah, Yea, it's just a Chungwan that I've been ripening up fer the last week or so !".