Hockey

[The Liffey Lip]

I know as much about GAA,as I do about rocket science.does Dublin have a hurling team ? I know they have a football team,but I don't even know who the manager is.in other words I know fukk all about GAA.i haven't got the slightest knowledge,or interest in it.i was born,and reared  a half a mile from croke park,and was only in it once that was for the 50th anniversary comemeration ceremony of the 1916 rising.the Christian brothers made us go

G'Wan the cross-border initiatives....lot of culchies think only northsiders play football....southsiders play rugger...half the Dubs are southsiders...Kilmacud, Judes, Ballyboden etc...as one thick mullah from Mayo once said in the Big Tree after Dubs won in 2016......"There won't be a bull wanked in Swinford today".

[dalymount]

what about the girls doing the business today ?

[The Liffey Lip]

There won't be a Porsche polished in Merrion today.

[dalymount]

Was just watching the European chanpionships on TV. The comentater described one boat race as the coxless pairs. Does this mean that the rowers have no cocks ?

[john m]

Everybody in Ireland supporting the Hockey team ! Big Dommos youngone ,youngone the one with the Spongebob tattoo on her left tit was drinking pints of snakebite in Finches last night about 11 oc when some lads at the bar were talking about the Hockey .She stuck a 50 on the bar and said "If anybody can get back here before midnight with a Hockey Stick they an have the Fifty " Seen her this morning getting a full Irish Breakfast with extra cabbage and she paid with that 50 .

[dalymount]

Your a gas man john.i always enjoy your posts.only problem with them is though,THEY ARE ALWAYS TO FUKKING LONG

[john m]

If ya has a Cricket batt a Hockey Stick and a Rugby ball and you showed them to Big Dommos youngones youngones kids and asked them what they are  for they would probably say "I dont know but me Ma has stuff like that in her nicker drawer her and me Da play with it "

[Belker]

Into the final!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  Go the Green Machine!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Magnificent goalkeeping from Mcferran

I've great respect fer the Girls in Green,
the Dutch will be tough in the final,
but it's hard ta beat de Irish !!

[Belker]

What time is the final and is it on TV ?

[The Liffey Lip]

If ya has a Cricket batt a Hockey Stick and a Rugby ball and you showed them to Big Dommos youngones youngones kids and asked them what they are  for they would probably say "I dont know but me Ma has stuff like that in her nicker drawer her and me Da play with it "

Plenty of them dirty auldears out in Pembroke too. The more marbles in the mouth, the better the suction.

[silverbullet]

If ya has a Cricket batt a Hockey Stick and a Rugby ball and you showed them to Big Dommos youngones youngones kids and asked them what they are  for they would probably say "I dont know but me Ma has stuff like that in her nicker drawer her and me Da play with it "

Plenty of them dirty auldears out in Pembroke too. The more marbles in the mouth, the better the suction.

The D4 abomination of an accent is usually Culchies letting people know they came into a few bob.

RTE  newsreaders murder accents, as though enunciated through the adenoids is sonorous.
They all sounds like ducks on helium .
Thank fuck for the written word.

[dalymount]

its called the rindabate accent. like for insyance brown bread becomes brain bread

[john m]

Heavy tighed fat ankled girls wearing loosers meddles being faited  and another few million in Sports grant announced by Ross .Lads who lost in the boat will be getting more Gelt .

[silverbullet]

Heavy tighed fat ankled girls wearing loosers meddles being faited  and another few million in Sports grant announced by Ross .Lads who lost in the boat will be getting more Gelt .

Half a million people turned up to see the Irish soccer team after they got knocked out of 1990 World cup.
Great times...and before Spellchecker was even   contemplated!!

[john m]

Heavy tighed fat ankled girls wearing loosers meddles being faited  and another few million in Sports grant announced by Ross .Lads who lost in the boat will be getting more Gelt .

Half a million people turned up to see the Irish soccer team after they got knocked out of 1990 World cup.
Great times...and before Spellchecker was even   contemplated!!

Spellchecker  first aid for the illitterate .